Quote :

"Mystery man found in a snowdrift in Norway after being tied up and drugged emerges from a coma to reveal he speaks English, is not Norwegian and has no idea who he is"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2599775/Norwegian-police-try-identify-amnesia-man.html

4/9/2014 1:52:38 PM

I bet he's related to Taman Shud

4/9/2014 2:00:19 PM

Vampire food cache. you'd be surprised how many undead are full bore doomsday preppers

4/9/2014 2:54:24 PM

Quote :

"He said he is not Norwegian but may be Czech as that is the language he understands best. He also understands Slovak, Polish and Russian and speaks with a heavy Russian accent."

not only am I detestable racist (as proven by my liberal nigger usage), but I'm also a damn good one.

This man


Is NOT russian. Not by three generations at least.

4/9/2014 2:58:28 PM

Real life Bourne?

4/9/2014 6:38:57 PM

4/10/2014 4:27:12 PM

4/11/2014 2:03:47 AM

Quote :

"Man Faces Felony Charges for Licking Police Officer's Eyeball"

http://gawker.com/man-faces-felony-charges-for-licking-police-officers-ey-1563777713

4/16/2014 1:22:17 PM

Headline of the day on Opening Day.

4/16/2014 1:52:48 PM

ATTN OP:

1) There is already a thread for this: message_topic.aspx?topic=624013

2) LOL, DailyMail? What's next, The Onion?

4/16/2014 1:54:42 PM

1) OEP complains about dailymail links...NOW I've seen it all!

2) And yes, Onion headlines are acceptable here as well.

3) This isn't about news dummy; it's about headlines. I know you're ESL, but surely you can recognize the difference.

4) Suck my balls.

4/16/2014 2:35:45 PM

u mad, bro?

4/16/2014 2:55:32 PM

no, typically you're the one to throw hissy fits

4/16/2014 3:32:03 PM

Quote :

"Florida Woman on Crack Gives Birth in Motel, Bites off Umbilical Cord"

http://gawker.com/florida-woman-on-crack-gives-birth-in-motel-bites-off-1564228700

4/18/2014 1:03:56 PM

Murrca #1

4/18/2014 1:24:04 PM

Quote :

"Great Northern Jerk-Off celebrates 20th anniversary with 38 entries"

http://www.vcnewsreview.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=17823:great-northern-jerk-off-celebrates-20th-anniversary-with-38-entries&catid=70:conover-land-o-lakes&Itemid=138

4/22/2014 4:18:18 PM

^^^haha, in comments



[Edited on April 22, 2014 at 4:49 PM. Reason : and then somebody criticizing the unoriginality of the gif]

4/22/2014 4:49:11 PM

yeah it's not very original on Gawker, but still pertinent as hell

4/22/2014 6:09:38 PM

Guy looks Polish to me

4/22/2014 7:14:38 PM

4/22/2014 7:24:33 PM

Quote :

"Julia Louis-Dreyfus fucks a clown for GQ."

4/23/2014 2:07:19 PM

Quote :

"Oregon Man High on Meth Beats Off 12 Cops, Self "

4/29/2014 12:02:28 PM

Quote :

"Man Named Don Popadick Is Arrested for Flashing People in the Park"

http://gawker.com/man-named-don-popadick-is-arrested-for-flashing-people-1569790631

4/30/2014 3:18:34 PM

Quote :

"Man Busted Going Down on Woman on Church Lawn During Wedding"

http://gawker.com/man-busted-going-down-on-woman-on-church-lawn-during-we-1572887427

5/7/2014 1:40:58 PM

5/12/2014 9:21:17 PM

5/12/2014 9:43:05 PM

5/13/2014 8:52:56 AM

5/16/2014 12:06:57 PM

Quote :

"Boy Sentenced to Jail Because of Large Penis"

http://www.vocativ.com/underworld/crime/theyre-trying-teen-adult-size-genitals/

6/5/2014 3:36:14 PM

6/8/2014 11:08:57 PM

this is from april, but crazy nonetheless

Porn Stars and Penis Cakes: The Meltdown of Germany’s Neo-Nazi Party

http://www.vocativ.com/underworld/sex/porn-stars-penis-cakes-meltdown-germanys-neo-nazi-party/

6/9/2014 7:38:43 AM

Kiev minister calls Putin a dickhead

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/ukraine-foreign-minister-calls-russias-vladimir-putin-dickhead-1452741

6/16/2014 6:13:55 PM

Quote :

"DEMOCRATS IN YOUR BEDROOM"

6/17/2014 4:22:23 PM

Brazil prostitutes show ball skills to highlight sex workers’ rights
http://rt.com/news/166032-brazil-prostitutes-world-cup/

6/17/2014 4:53:31 PM

Man buys penis enlarger, gets magnifying glass instead

http://www.thestar.com.my/News/Nation/2014/06/03/Man-buys-penis-enlarger-gets-magnifying-glass/

6/18/2014 11:27:30 AM

10/31/2014 12:57:34 PM

Quote :

"Man Attempts to Bone Coworker by Befriending Her Houseplant"

http://gawker.com/pathetic-man-attempts-to-bone-coworker-by-befriending-h-1657543414

11/12/2014 4:37:55 PM

Quote :

"Meet the Bassist Who Ruptured His Scrotum on a Glitter Cannon"

http://www.vice.com/read/joel-golby-bassist-who-ruptured-his-bollock-on-a-glitter-cannon-204

12/9/2014 8:35:56 PM

Quote :

"Cards Against Humanity: Card game maker says it sold 30,000 boxes of bull excrement on Black Friday "

12/16/2014 9:22:12 PM

Quote :

"50 Cent Wishes He Had Fifty Cents Because He's Broke"

7/13/2015 1:01:30 PM

^Man, he bought Mike Tyson's house. That shoulda been our first sign that the Vitaminwater money wasn't gonna sustain him.

But I literally just spent the night talking to a bunch of strangers about how well he'd done for himself and what a responsible businessperson he was. Sunday night bar people are hilarious.

7/13/2015 1:07:10 PM

It seems like it always happens to people who party like it's their birthday on days when it isn't their birthday.

Meanwhile Alanis is doing fine.

7/13/2015 7:54:54 PM

Quote :

"Air Force Struggles to Recruit Pilots for Job of Killing Strangers With Computer"

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2015/07/15/air_force_drone_pilot_recruiting_struggling.html

7/15/2015 2:43:47 PM

lol @ man fighting cops while jacking off

7/15/2015 4:34:30 PM

Quote :

"Dog Named Trigger Shoots Indiana Woman in the Foot"

10/26/2015 3:12:02 PM

Quote :

"The Woman Who Called the Police Because She Thought Her Neighbor Said "ISIS Is Good" During Sex Is a Hero For Our Time"

http://gawker.com/the-woman-who-called-the-police-because-she-thought-her-1749294447

12/22/2015 1:42:17 PM

Quote :

"Reporter Is Stabbed While Demonstrating ‘Stab-Proof’ Vest"

1/7/2016 12:16:18 PM

Quote :

"Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion after lighting farts on fire"

2/17/2016 10:19:26 AM

[Edited on February 17, 2016 at 10:55 AM. Reason : DP]

2/17/2016 10:55:05 AM

You know that story is a fake, right?

2/17/2016 11:10:23 AM