Be honest.

3/17/2014 11:48:20 PM

I don't wear a belt normally

and I don't have a phone holster for my belt

instead I carry one phone in my pocket, because it's the only phone I have

3/17/2014 11:54:07 PM

Just to be clear, when I say belt, I mean on the waistband of your shorts/pants. I realize some people ignore the belt loops and don't wear belts

3/17/2014 11:55:48 PM

9

- 1 for my personal cell
- 1 for my work cell
- 1 for my part-time job
- 1 for just playing games and generally screwing around
- 1 for my leatherworking job
- 1 for twitter
- 1 for my bathroom cock pics
- 1 for my deworming agent distribution gig
- 1 for TWW

3/17/2014 11:55:50 PM

Quote :

"Be honest."

3/17/2014 11:58:03 PM

hahaha

3/18/2014 12:02:53 AM

None, because people who put phones on their belt are tools.

3/18/2014 2:03:07 AM

None, because people who put phones on their belt are tools.

3/18/2014 3:52:41 AM

1 because people who put phones on their belt are tools but my work phone ass dials people from my pocket and I have to wear an 800mhz radio on my belt anyway.

3/18/2014 5:51:38 AM

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Just my personal phone, carried in my pocket. I've been very successful in keeping a company blackberry off my hip for quite some time

3/18/2014 6:45:20 AM

none on my belt, but i have a phone in each front pocket

3/18/2014 6:57:15 AM

^this

3/18/2014 7:46:33 AM

zero

phones should never be worn on the belt, unless you're a police office or the goddamn batman

That being said I have 3 close to me at all times. 1 personal, 1 work and the red one for when the nation needs me.

3/18/2014 9:04:31 AM

phones on belt = tool?

I say people who say that are tools. where the fuck do you want it to be stored? I'm not keeping a bunch of bulky shit in my pockets making them uncomfortable as hell.

3/18/2014 9:08:50 AM

Some might say that if keeping a phone in your pocket makes things too uncomfortable, then your pants might be too tight...

3/18/2014 9:15:24 AM

the pants I have on right now aren't close to tight. yet bulky keys and phones are still unconformable.

3/18/2014 9:38:38 AM

Are you obese?

3/18/2014 10:07:22 AM

0. although I now have a 'work phone' and a personal phone. Both iPhones. I've joked that I'm going to get a holster for them.


I'm not, that'd be lame.

3/18/2014 10:09:26 AM

i have one phone and it goes in my back pocket if i'm walking somewhere...then it sits on the desk or table if i'm sitting down

UNLESS I'M WEARING MY CARGO SHORTS, IN WHICH CASE IT'S IN THE MAGICAL SIDE POCKET THAT IS PERFECT FOR EVERYTHING

3/18/2014 10:17:32 AM

0 on belt

1 in pocket (used to be 2, will become 2 again next week)

3/18/2014 10:34:41 AM

Quote :

"How many phones do you wear on your belt mother-fucker?"

3/18/2014 11:39:35 AM

Quote :

"phones on belt = tool? I say people who say that are tools. where the fuck do you want it to be stored? I'm not keeping a bunch of bulky shit in my pockets making them uncomfortable as hell."

This. I have a work phone and a personal phone. Front right pocket gets wallet & personal phone. Front left pocket gets keys. If I put a phone in there with the keys, it's going to get scratched up. Ain't nobody got time for that. So I use the belt/holster case they gave me for the work phone, when I'm at work.

If I'm not at work I don't carry both. Done.

3/18/2014 12:49:18 PM

Back in my Blackberry days (2010 - last August) I always holstered the BB on my waist. The case it came with auto-slept it and was great for preserving battery life.

Now I only keep the Blackberry as a 32GB music storage device and camera (I don't have a plan on it), so it goes in my bag or stays in the car. iPhone goes in my back right pocket.

3/18/2014 12:55:57 PM

You could just wear cargo shorts if the pocket space is too small on your skinny jeans.

3/18/2014 1:00:34 PM

Quote :

"phones on belt = tool? I say people who say that are tools"

absolute gold

3/18/2014 1:28:43 PM

0 on my belt. But at the most I'd have 3 on me at any given time. 1) personal. 2) work cell. 3) work landline

[Edited on March 18, 2014 at 2:04 PM. Reason : "On me" = within reach. Be it in my pocket or on my desk]

3/18/2014 2:03:33 PM

0 on my waist period

that shits for old men like my dad

3/18/2014 2:18:49 PM

Quote :

""On me" = within reach. Be it in my pocket or on my desk"

ha

so you have a desktop computer on you too?

3/18/2014 3:06:45 PM

I wish I could take my belt off and whip the shit out of this thread for being so ignorant

3/18/2014 3:22:42 PM

That reminds me of people who pet their computer monitor to help it complete operations faster.

3/18/2014 3:37:05 PM

^^^ lol. i said that because sometimes when i'm at my desk i'll take shit out of my pockets...who likes sitting down with multiple phones, keys, etc in their pockets? but if i'm around the office and not at my desk (we've got a warehouse where i am often at) then i've got those three phones on me at all times.

[Edited on March 18, 2014 at 3:46 PM. Reason : c]

3/18/2014 3:46:11 PM

^ yeah I tend to carry everything in my pockets and dump it all out when I sit down

3/18/2014 3:48:49 PM

I was gonna get a new phone that's much better than my current phone, but it wasn't as stylish so I didn't

Since fashion >>>>> form

3/18/2014 3:52:23 PM

Personal phone left front pocket, keys & random shit in front right, billfold back right, workphone on my right side ON MAH BELT.

My billfold is small enough that putting my brick of a workphone in it invariably cracks something on the case everytime I try to sit with it. Would need a Costanza wallet to balance it out.

3/18/2014 11:04:07 PM

At risk of derailing the thread, I've never understood back-pocket wallet carriers. Just seems like you're asking to get pickpocketed, or if not that, then you're always sitting on something. Same with girls who carry their cell phone in a back pocket (I never see guys do this, but then again I'm not usually looking at guys' butts) or guys who carry their dip can in a back pocket.

3/19/2014 6:36:47 PM

between phone, keys, cigarettes, lighter, chapstick, and sometimes gun, the front pockets are getting a little crowded. The wallet does fine in the back pocket. if I'm ever in a situation where i feel like I could be "pick-pocketed" I'll make room in the front pocket.

3/19/2014 6:40:26 PM

^ don't Plaxico Burress yourself

3/19/2014 7:20:58 PM

I often have a shirt or jacket that covers the top of my back pocket, so I don't generally worry about pickpockets. Also, I don't really worry about the discomfort of sitting on a wallet, because I have soft buttock cheeks.

3/19/2014 7:29:09 PM

I haven't seen a wallet chain in a while

3/19/2014 7:50:22 PM

My back pockets or pants arent stretched/baggy enough for my wallet to just get slipped out, there's some side-loading between the ass muscles and the fabric of the pants to keep it snug. There's a slight amount of wiggle involved upon retrieval of said wallet when I pull it out. Yeah, I went there.

3/19/2014 8:46:15 PM

Quote :

"the ass muscles"

3/19/2014 9:05:58 PM

i wore one on my jeans pocket on the way into work today...but it's quite rare.

3/21/2014 5:29:30 PM

Coincidentally a day after my last reply my work phone got knocked off my belt and broke, thus forcing it into my reserve cheek pocket. Needless to say I kept getting tired of that pong sound and Siri asking what I would like to do every time I bent over/down to reach for something.

Giggity.

3/22/2014 9:50:18 PM

Zero

No woman wants to pack a bunch of bulky stuff onto her waist

3/22/2014 9:55:31 PM

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Only thing on my belt or belt loops is the occasional set of building or elevator keys clipped to them, or a tape measure.

Work phone goes in shirt pocket or front right hand pocket, personal phone goes in phone pocket on back of right leg, flashlight goes in pocket on back of left leg. 2 way radio as needed for jobs with no cell service gets swapped to shirt pocket, and on those jobs the company phone gets abandoned in the truck.

3/23/2014 1:24:54 AM

I bet dtownral wears one

5/13/2014 8:51:18 PM

5/13/2014 11:46:32 PM

if you're wearing a belt outside of work or somewhere fancy, i assume you're either:

1) a tool
2) a goober
3) someone's dad (which implies #2)

[Edited on May 14, 2014 at 8:20 AM. Reason : or fat i guess. do fat ppl always need belts?]

5/14/2014 8:18:49 AM

0. i keep my phone in my pocket.

5/14/2014 8:22:49 AM

Quote :

"if you're wearing a belt outside of work or somewhere fancy, i assume you're either: 1) a tool 2) a goober 3) someone's dad (which implies #2)"

wait, what? i always wear a belt. unless i'm wearing sweatpants in public, which is never.

5/14/2014 8:35:56 AM