2/14/2014 3:48:53 PM
did you really drive to Texas and sleep on an ex's porch?
2/14/2014 3:49:34 PM
It's obviously so embarrassing he can't talk about it. He was probably sleeping on the front porch and she came out in the middle of the night and pooped on his face.
2/14/2014 4:31:20 PM
either that or he was cuckolded
2/14/2014 6:10:17 PM
there's always the possibility of both
2/14/2014 7:30:14 PM
2/14/2014 7:31:03 PM