banning greeting cards

latex balloons

tooth picks

and pinwheels

2/14/2014 3:02:44 AM

You can have my toothpicks when you pry them from my cold, dead hands

2/14/2014 8:55:52 AM

Quite wrong. people want those things. Banning them would engender a black market in them, resulting in the more widespread use of inefficient production and distribution technology.

2/14/2014 11:34:11 AM

^ ahahaha. good work!

2/14/2014 12:56:57 PM

Whatever happened to the milkman?

2/14/2014 1:05:26 PM

the lumber lobbyists would have your head

2/14/2014 3:09:37 PM

iknowright? we need to push those e-cards more!

2/14/2014 3:48:43 PM

Related question - will it ever become economical to mine landfills?

2/14/2014 9:48:45 PM

^people in 3rd world countries already scour certain landfills for metals contained in discarded electronics and what not. I would bet that in the far future landfills will be an excellent archaeological tool for future/post-humans.

2/14/2014 11:03:53 PM