Why has my package been sitting in Durham for 3 days with no expected delivery date? It was supposed to be here on Tuesday.

1/17/2014 3:18:22 PM

They found 3 mcg of cocaine residue inside. SWAT team will knock your door down any second.

1/17/2014 3:19:44 PM

probably fell behind a desk somewhere

1/17/2014 3:22:00 PM

Dat 190% De-worming Agent

1/17/2014 3:22:23 PM

If only there were some way to contact them directly, maybe a customer service representative or something...

1/17/2014 8:32:28 PM

drugs

1/17/2014 8:37:15 PM

I had a package sitting in Raleigh since Tuesday, then today I got an update that they delivered it to a pick up location

1/17/2014 9:16:39 PM

Hey fedex you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey fedex
Hey, hey, hey fedex

1/18/2014 7:54:23 AM