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dbhawley
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http://howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

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[Edited on September 13, 2013 at 6:13 PM. Reason : ]

9/13/2013 6:12:48 PM

Mtan Man214
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25. I have no moral issue with eye gouging a kid and then slinging him around like a broadsword to destroy others. Plus I'm tall.

9/13/2013 6:17:43 PM

ndmetcal
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Hundreds. I mean most 5 year olds cry when they fall down, so just think about if they take a right hook to the face

There would be a trail of devastation & tears in my wake

9/13/2013 6:19:41 PM

EMCE
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30

9/13/2013 6:20:10 PM

dbhawley
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Details:

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"This short survey will tell you approximately how many five year old children you could fight at once. Results are based on physical prowess, training, swarm-combatting experience, and the flexibility of your moral compass. Here are the ground rules:

You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court
There are no weapons or foreign objects
Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)
The children are merciless and will show no fear
If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you."

9/13/2013 6:28:06 PM

Dynasty2004
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29

9/13/2013 6:28:27 PM

crazy_carl
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31

9/13/2013 6:59:33 PM

Byrn Stuff
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All of them

9/13/2013 7:02:50 PM

begonias
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31

[Edited on September 13, 2013 at 7:07 PM. Reason : tall and athletic with no morals]

9/13/2013 7:05:47 PM

Førte
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35

9/13/2013 7:06:13 PM

StingrayRush
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22

9/13/2013 7:10:13 PM

JP
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28

9/13/2013 7:16:39 PM

Fareako
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30

9/13/2013 7:31:33 PM

justinh524
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32

but I could only take 31 90 year olds.

9/13/2013 7:35:53 PM

TreeTwista10
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Apparently 39 is the max (I filled it out as a freakishly tall body builder martial arts expert with no morals)

and lol if you're a short overweight pacifist child you can take only one 5-yearold in a fight

[Edited on September 13, 2013 at 7:40 PM. Reason : .]

9/13/2013 7:38:33 PM

0EPII1
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http://www.howmany90yearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

I got 20 5-year-olds, but 25 90-year-olds with the same answers.

Is it easier to fight the average 90 yo than a 5 yo?

Ndmetcal has the correct answer.

9/13/2013 7:59:03 PM

smoothcrim
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all of em

[Edited on September 13, 2013 at 9:38 PM. Reason : dead.]

9/13/2013 9:36:40 PM

BubbleBobble
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bout tree fiddy

9/13/2013 9:38:39 PM

Ragged
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This shit lead me to a dating site

9/13/2013 9:54:40 PM

BigHitSunday
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No more than two thai kids

9/14/2013 7:29:04 PM

hey now
Indianapolis Jones
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I've got the strangest boner right now.

9/14/2013 8:04:25 PM

Fermat
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i know a 90 yr old man that could whip the piss out of most of you, me included

dude has hands like channel locks

[Edited on September 14, 2013 at 10:48 PM. Reason : a]

9/14/2013 10:48:34 PM

Skack
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78 without weapons,
184 with.
(from experience)

9/15/2013 1:17:11 AM

JBaz
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haha on the dating site...

"so... how many kids do you want?... me to fight?"

9/15/2013 2:04:20 AM

ncsuapex
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17

[Edited on September 15, 2013 at 7:48 AM. Reason : .]

9/15/2013 7:48:02 AM

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