Grab a spoon and eat my ass!

5/26/2013 1:37:02 AM

I was at a bar one day watching sports and my friend was wearing the less popular teams hat.

Some guy at the bar started yelling him and said "I'm gonna eat your ASS!!!!"

Needless to say he did not mean to say this but we laughed at him the rest of the game anyways.

[Edited on May 26, 2013 at 9:01 AM. Reason : Him]

5/26/2013 9:00:42 AM

5/26/2013 10:16:42 AM

A buddy sang that at karaoke, was awesome.

5/26/2013 10:46:06 AM

is your ass gluten free?

[Edited on May 26, 2013 at 10:52 AM. Reason : pirate sound ]

5/26/2013 10:51:48 AM

"Mom and dad, this is Chasey
Chasey, this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties"

Best way to introduce someone ever?

5/26/2013 11:46:30 AM

A Stifler moment yet again wasted on the lot of you

5/27/2013 8:57:29 AM