http://myfox8.com/2013/05/10/stephen-colbert-blasts-nc-barbecue-as-sauceless-vinegar-based-meat-product/
5/10/2013 6:59:02 PM
5/10/2013 7:12:59 PM
I just read that myself, and as long as Bourdain still loves us, meh. He can have his mustard.
5/10/2013 7:17:29 PM
the man chose playing second, identical, fiddle to the daily show over starting his own fucking networkfuck him
5/10/2013 7:24:59 PM
wut
5/10/2013 7:29:16 PM
fox news
5/10/2013 9:34:46 PM
I SAW IT PLAY LIVE ON THE TELEVISION AND IT WAS JUST AWFUL!!!!HE DRANK THE NASTY MUSTARD SAUCE STRAIGHT FROM THE BOTTLE!!!!!!!!!!1
5/10/2013 11:03:31 PM
anti-lock brakes
5/10/2013 11:03:58 PM
mustard is gross. mustard bbq is even worse.
5/10/2013 11:06:51 PM
hey at least he recognized vinegar-based BBQ as the One True NC BBQ.but fuck that mustard based bullshit.
5/11/2013 2:16:10 AM
I enjoyed the bit.
5/11/2013 8:56:40 AM
Colbert is right. Our BBQ sucks dick in general.
5/11/2013 9:16:16 AM
loved it, thought it was hilarious. anyone who is actually mad should re-examine their prioritiesand mustard sauce is not THAT bad if done right (unless you just despise mustard)/]
5/11/2013 10:19:55 AM
psst... it's a fucking bit.
5/11/2013 11:03:27 AM
TALENTLESS HACK
5/11/2013 11:05:14 AM
TROLOLOLOLO
5/11/2013 11:22:18 AM
He's right, 100%
5/11/2013 3:44:11 PM
THIS WILL NOT STAND
5/11/2013 3:49:36 PM
terminate colbert and suspend stewart
5/11/2013 3:51:26 PM
Colbert's a diehard Charlestonian and it's a commonly know fact that only people from South Carolina like South Carolina BBQ. Everyone outside of SC may debate the best between tomato based and vinegar based, but will all agree that dumping a bunch of yellow french's shit on pork is tantamount to putting ketchup on a steak.
5/11/2013 4:14:42 PM
or putting mustard on fucking barbecue
5/11/2013 11:36:11 PM
Maybe he was talking about BBQ chicken, or beef, or did he specifically say BBQ pork?
5/12/2013 1:02:29 AM
Colbert is so much better than Stewartone is a liberal that tries to do serious politics on Comedy Central, the other is a liberal that has a show full of LOLs on Comedy Central
5/12/2013 1:11:12 AM
^He's so much funnier than the pigeon hole he's put himself in with that show
5/12/2013 6:17:51 AM
I have had SC bbq. It's not bad. The taste is fairly similar to our vinegar sauce.
5/12/2013 8:11:18 AM
wat?
5/12/2013 8:15:56 AM
nope
5/12/2013 2:06:37 PM
South Carolina Colbert
5/12/2013 3:11:07 PM
I bet all you "NC makes the only true BBQ" people use tobasco sauce over texas pete
5/12/2013 3:29:54 PM
Does anyone ever understand what the fuck Fermat is trying to say?
5/12/2013 4:01:12 PM
^^nope. if you are using hot sauce, texas pete is the only way to go... especially since it originated and is made in NC.[Edited on May 12, 2013 at 4:45 PM. Reason : ]
5/12/2013 4:44:37 PM
yeah, but Frank's Red Hot is the only real option. Cholula on fishMaybe texas pete on breakfast type stuffRedhot on everything else.
5/12/2013 5:37:11 PM
Cholula Sriracha
5/12/2013 5:46:25 PM
there are other places that use a mustard based sauce. bono's in jacksonville, florida comes to mind. NC's vinegar is the best. but if you can't appreciate other types of bbq, i feel sorry for your mother
5/12/2013 6:15:13 PM
I only use Texas PeteHow ever there is some carribean stuff from Barbados in my fridge that is 10 proof that is pretty good
5/12/2013 6:18:54 PM
step it upavailable at your local grocer
5/12/2013 6:24:09 PM
I honestly am in the mood more often for western carolina or SC style bbq ovee eastern stylecall me contrarion, but that is what I like. leaves more vinegar pork for y'all
5/12/2013 9:05:49 PM