so the hot lady at the office and i have chilled once, i am 25, she is 37. she wanted me to call her after work today so we could do something. im pounding vodka drinks, because thats what i do on friday after a long ass week. she doesnt drink. this is an impasse. should i (a)get sober and guaranteed laid, or (b) keep pounding vodka, text her or something, and still have an opportunity with her down the road. hopefully soon i will be able to prove her hotness w/ pics
3/29/2013 7:09:00 PM
You're an idiot. She's 37. She wants to fuck. She doesn't want you to call her the next day, or ever. She'll let you know when she wants to bang.
3/29/2013 7:11:26 PM
Keep drinking a take a cab to her place
3/29/2013 7:12:05 PM
Drag it out for a more fun workplace.I mean, you're going to see her at work every day so there's really no rush.
3/29/2013 7:12:58 PM
if u bwn and she hates you in 3 months is this going to fuck up your job?
3/29/2013 7:15:25 PM
How easily do you think you can be pussy-whipped? The answer to your original quaestion is inversely proportional to your answer of my question.
3/29/2013 7:15:44 PM
^^
3/29/2013 7:16:01 PM
how hot
3/29/2013 7:20:55 PM
She definetly wants to bwn
3/29/2013 7:22:39 PM
It might be an intervention. Prepare yourself just in case.
3/29/2013 7:28:37 PM
Be careful, fucking a girl may unleash her crazy on you.
3/29/2013 7:35:57 PM
thread...useless...pics
3/29/2013 7:38:40 PM
No pics. Y'all always tryna put the ladies on blast, and it's not cool. I don't think the hot office lady wants the world to know she did it with "JayMCnasty." (Or that he started a thread about it, and we all weighed in on it.)[Edited on March 29, 2013 at 7:49 PM. Reason : No pics.]
3/29/2013 7:44:34 PM
FUCKING ~~~~
3/29/2013 7:49:01 PM
JUST DO FAGGOT
3/29/2013 7:50:28 PM
3/29/2013 7:57:14 PM
just MSPaint a big black box over her face or something
3/29/2013 7:58:16 PM
^^I hear ya. You should maybe try to think about how it would make her feel. I dunno.
3/29/2013 8:21:42 PM
Dude, this is what chicks in the +30 range do. They just want to bone. I have had this same scenario happen to me several times. Be prepared for bwning.
3/29/2013 8:27:07 PM
i think the OP is well aware of her desire to screw
3/29/2013 8:29:56 PM
What kind of work do you do? curious as to how this is going to blow up once you bang.
3/29/2013 8:32:56 PM
I just realized I sounded kinda judgey in here. So I want to be clear: you should definitely get explicit pics and PM them to me. I will rate the woman in several categories and relay the important details in this thread. Please choose photos that disguise or minimize any pointy elbows.
3/29/2013 9:26:48 PM
this worked out pretty well for dje... just sayin
3/29/2013 10:24:05 PM
is he dead
3/29/2013 11:15:50 PM
^^Reminded me of that thread. You'll have to let us know how this works out.
3/30/2013 2:44:10 AM
well, did JMC go over there or not
3/30/2013 3:00:40 AM
I don't understand why it has to be either/or. I mean... Why do you have to be sober to chill with her? As long as you're not a sloppy drunk/gonna fuck it up for yourself, what difference does it make? In the future stop by the ABC store. Get a pint. Go to her/your house. Do whatever makes you/her feel good.Easy.
3/30/2013 6:16:06 AM
isn't this the new job you were bragging about a couple of short weeks ago?this sounds like an epic, epic, epically poor life decision.unless she's diane lane.
3/30/2013 10:08:44 AM
hmmm. i dont know man, a 9 in the office is usually a 5 in the real world. just sayin.
3/30/2013 10:15:58 AM
Was djeternal the one who started the fling and planned on it just being a booty call and thought it might go south and they got caught at work and then got fired and then turned it into something long term and we have a running real time thread of the entire thing?Because that was awesome.
3/30/2013 10:16:26 AM
^i thought they were married now
3/30/2013 12:25:02 PM
What a pussy ....A hot older woman in her sexual prime wants to prey on you and fuck your brains out, yet you come running to TWW and ask what you should do? Pathetic
3/30/2013 12:30:21 PM
i love older women. i wish i was in your position instead of you. i think this is a great idea. and if you get screwed over at work you have a great story to share with us.
3/30/2013 12:50:34 PM
why worry about a career you are so short into already?THINK WITH YOUR PENIS, MAN!
3/30/2013 1:21:56 PM
were going out tonight. fuck it.
4/1/2013 9:35:07 AM
Better come back with some pics boy, because right now none of us give a shitI'm Krallum and I approved this message./]
4/1/2013 9:37:17 AM
4/1/2013 9:38:11 AM
dumb
4/1/2013 9:43:12 AM
better not be April Fools
4/1/2013 9:47:02 AM
yo krallum, you aint seen a stich of pussy since you came out of your mom
4/1/2013 9:54:08 AM
I'm Krallum and I approved this message.[Edited on April 1, 2013 at 9:57 AM. Reason : ]
4/1/2013 9:55:09 AM
4/1/2013 9:57:29 AM
this should help alleviate your case of the mondays
4/1/2013 10:03:24 AM
Did you fuck?
4/1/2013 10:08:50 AM
^^hopefully so^no, were going out tonight. shes sent me a bunch of smiley/wink face texts so hopes are high
4/1/2013 10:13:34 AM
So why is 37 hot and not married?I'm Krallum and I approved this message.
4/1/2013 10:14:56 AM
Highly impulsive behavior gets you in all grades of trouble. Some of it may be the best trouble in your life. Start looking for another job now just to be safe.
4/1/2013 10:17:08 AM
i think she has been married at some point. i wrote this when i was half drunk. meant to say that im 27 and shes 35
4/1/2013 10:17:12 AM
I think the real question here is why would there be tension in a sexual office?
4/1/2013 10:31:46 AM
a thousand boners to you, sir
4/1/2013 10:33:43 AM