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"What do ten NCSU students and ten UNNCH students have in common? They both got into state."

This has been a Krallum observation

3/6/2013 11:54:29 PM

huh

3/6/2013 11:55:21 PM

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"Why did the woman cross the road? WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING OUT OF THE KITCHEN?!?! "

3/7/2013 5:19:49 AM

https://thewolfweb.com/joke.aspx?joke=449

Todays joke made me chuckle.

3/14/2024 4:00:04 PM

A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offence, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will.

Lol

4/8/2024 11:54:56 AM

A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a
long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal
every morning
The grandson did this religiously and he lived to the age of 93.
When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great grandchildren
and a fifteen foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

Thanks AxlBonBach i chuckled

5/2/2024 10:16:26 PM

After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, ''You wanna hear a blonde joke?''
The person replies, ''I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde.
My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde.
And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?''

The man thinks for a while and replies, ''Not if I have to explain it three times.''

I laughed at this one from Douche Bag

2/25/2025 9:48:05 PM

lol, that's clever, because people with blonde hair are dumb!

2/26/2025 11:11:32 AM

I never thought about it that way, but you're right!

Especially those Scandinavians!

2/26/2025 12:08:21 PM

^^no its clever cause the blondes act all tough and the person telling the joke backs down but not cause they're tough

2/27/2025 9:30:04 PM

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"Best thing about 29 yr olds Whats the best thing about 29yr olds.......theres 20 of them... submitted by NorthtoSouth on Thursday, February 15 at 12:19 PM"

Got to be the worst one ever thanks NorthtoSouth

3/12/2025 10:01:24 PM

Todays is a little better. Its kinda stupid but humorous in a charming and innocent way. Its kind of the forest gump of jokes

3/13/2025 1:00:01 AM

Let's have Elon Musk run the Joke of the Day function on The America Web.

All jokes will be both composed and selected by the one and only Elon Musk whose unique comedy stylings are sure to be a runaway hit with the public.

3/13/2025 8:37:07 AM