I have a website that's PHP based and i'm looking for a developer to make some changes.

2/19/2013 1:35:20 PM

Paid?

2/19/2013 1:55:00 PM

tree-fiddy

dolla

2/20/2013 5:43:48 PM

take the money

dolla dolla bill

I do PHP work. $1000/hour.

2/20/2013 9:01:11 PM

I'll do PHP work for $60/hour. Hell of a deal compared to ^. .

2/20/2013 9:11:39 PM

$59/hour

2/20/2013 9:12:57 PM

ah yes, breaking the ice with ridiculous numbers.

seriously, read this and laugh/weep: http://hire.samsoff.es/

2/20/2013 9:17:16 PM

haha

Quote :

"Rates $1,000 per hour. The rate is non-negotiable. All time needs to be booked ahead of time. I will require half down up front. Minimum of 5 hour ($5,000) commitment. Legal I prefer not to sign NDAs. If this is a requirement for you, there is a $10,000 fee to sign your NDA. You will need to sign my consulting agreement. It has confidentially agreement included."

2/20/2013 9:20:50 PM

Ready for another laugh?

The guy is selling all of the assets to his todo list app. How much? $125k.

2/20/2013 9:25:46 PM