http://dcist.com/2013/02/virginia_beach_pizza_shop_gives_dis.php

Quote :

"Jay Laze, the pizza shop's owner, started the promotion after reading about a Utah frozen yogurt shop doing something similar, WTKR reports"

2/19/2013 9:31:16 AM

That jackass finally got something right

2/19/2013 9:34:44 AM

Yep, that's his shop. The facebook page is blowing up too...

2/19/2013 9:39:08 AM

shitty pizza + GSR = WIN!

2/19/2013 9:40:04 AM

Genius.

2/19/2013 9:50:37 AM

i'd be pretty mad if i was a driver who concealed carry that my boss just announced to everyone that i am carrying concealed

2/19/2013 9:51:00 AM

Smart way to get retarded customers.

2/19/2013 9:52:12 AM

Shoot driver to redeem your free pizza now.

2/19/2013 10:48:58 AM

What a silly idea.

You know he's lurking around here waiting to create a new account (if he already hasn't)

2/19/2013 10:51:39 AM

This is going to end well. NOT!

2/19/2013 10:55:09 AM

So can we free geniexbox to hear his side

2/19/2013 11:09:17 AM

sweet black jesus no

2/19/2013 11:25:03 AM

LOLOL "guaranteed open at 7pm"..."Due to dynamic scheduling, we DO open between 4pm and 7pm. Call us between these hours to verify we're open first"

jesus christ. he's sop fucking lazy he can't even get his shop open in time for dinner some times.

also it is fucking perfect that the store's facebook page isn't an actual business page, but a profile like any joe schmoe would make

[Edited on February 19, 2013 at 11:55 AM. Reason : .]

2/19/2013 11:52:35 AM

http://www.allaroundpizza.com/

2/19/2013 11:53:24 AM

^i noticed that and i also noticed there were tons of people complaining about him not being open.
"im trying to call and place an order but nobody is answering?!?!?!?!?"

2/19/2013 12:01:16 PM

Quote :

""guaranteed open at 7pm"..."Due to dynamic scheduling, we DO open between 4pm and 7pm. Call us between these hours to verify we're open first""

WTF, is this really a thing? Lawyers do this shit, but PIZZA?

2/19/2013 12:04:10 PM

There is a pizza shop near me that has stupid and weird hours. Kinda makes you want to pizza more

2/19/2013 12:18:23 PM

the super computer genius's website looks like a geocities site

2/19/2013 12:19:22 PM

but his name is Josh

2/19/2013 12:24:52 PM

2/19/2013 12:25:08 PM

we open when we feel like it pizza

2/19/2013 12:28:31 PM

haha I'm moving up there in a couple months, probably take another trip or two sooner to look for houses. I CC anyway so I'll swing by on my next trip and report back

2/19/2013 12:29:26 PM

I guess he'll never get robbed

the story has gone international

2/19/2013 12:29:36 PM

Jay Laze is the name mentioned in the article.
Josh Lazernick is the name we knew.

Looks like he altered his name slightly. probably because he's a giant pussy.

EDIT:

ah yes indeed:

http://www.meetup.com/ronpaul-31/events/64934072/

Quote :

" Pizza for Paul! May 25, 2012 All Around Pizza My new friend Jay Laze (Joshua Lazernick) is a fervent Ron Paul supporter who has reportedly worked 2,000 days in a row because he can't afford more employees. He wants to host Ron Paul supporters at his pizza restraunt on Holland Rd, Virginia Beach. His first vacation since 2007 will be spent in Tampa in August. Let's help him afford to get there! I encourage my friends to attend this kick-off event and further support his business with future orders."

[Edited on February 19, 2013 at 12:34 PM. Reason : .]

2/19/2013 12:34:00 PM

while I can appreciate this from an ideological point of view, not so sure whether it'd pan out for the bottom line. Sure you're drawing a lot of attention to yourself and people are making trips to your shop just so they can get their kicks showing off their guns in public but I can imagine there are a lot of people that will look at it and think "boy there sure are a lot of happy fuckers with guns in that pizza shop, maybe I'll go somewhere that isn't bristling with bullets"

not sure which will weigh heavier on the balance.


haha, one of the comments in the article:

Quote :

"I'd love to throw some firecrackers under the door and watch those panicky trigger-happy hicks turn the shop into a shooting gallery."

Even as someone who supports gun rights I'd keep my head on a swivel in there

[Edited on February 19, 2013 at 12:39 PM. Reason : asdf]

2/19/2013 12:34:33 PM

josh lazernick = jay laze

haha, he changed his name

2/19/2013 12:37:26 PM

i'm on a tiny screen, is that even a retention holster? dude's going to have his gun taken eventually if he doesn't have a retention holster.

2/19/2013 12:39:36 PM

now that i think of it, probably because of the pretty horrible digital trail he's left, a trail that leads back to TWW.

This thread was kind of epic:
http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=630938

I had forgotten about the anti-semitic and racist shit someone found.

2/19/2013 12:41:15 PM

^^ looks to me like it is, index paddle

2/19/2013 12:43:50 PM

also he posted cock pics including his face on PiC

2/19/2013 12:44:04 PM

2/19/2013 12:47:45 PM

that guy really needed to not be so hateful on the internet with a screenname that was tied to his real name all over the pace

now that this was a news story, if there is enough interest then the call-out thread will be news worthy. i'm sure someone in the media is really interested in pointing out that the pro-gun guy is a racist, xenophobic, misogynistic asshole.

2/19/2013 12:54:01 PM

(and a bit unstable)

2/19/2013 12:55:34 PM

good point, that's probably the better lede

"Unstable nutjob carry's gun..."

I bet gawker would call him out, they hate guns:
http://gawker.com/5985302/pizza-shop-gives-out-discount-to-gun-owners-who-flash-their-weapon-inside-store

[Edited on February 19, 2013 at 1:10 PM. Reason : V i don't plan on doing anything and don't care, just saying its dumb of him]

2/19/2013 12:57:03 PM

ok, the guy is clearly a gigantic douchebag who's said some douchebag things on the internet.

but is it really warranted to fuck with his livelihood?


maybe nothing will happen, and maybe he'll be targeted by the Internet Mob of Justice.

[Edited on February 19, 2013 at 1:18 PM. Reason : .]

2/19/2013 1:07:54 PM

BobbyD demonstrating class and maturity ITT

2/19/2013 1:13:29 PM

Class and maturity on TWW? Boo.

2/19/2013 1:17:38 PM

he should have made his last name "LAZER"

all capital letters

2/19/2013 1:19:03 PM

Doesn't he serve alcohol? Does VA have the same carry laws as NC (did) regarding restaurants serving alcohol?

2/19/2013 1:21:43 PM

Yes, they serve beer

2/19/2013 1:22:54 PM

2/19/2013 1:25:27 PM

Looks like they can bring it in, but not drink.

Quote :

"§18.2-308 (J.3.): No person who carries a concealed handgun onto the premises of any restaurant or club as defined in § 4.1-100 for which a license to sell and serve alcoholic beverages for on-premises consumption has been granted by the Virginia Alcoholic Beverage Control Board under Title 4.1 of the Code of Virginia; may consume an alcoholic beverage while on the premises. A person who carries a concealed handgun onto the premises of such a restaurant or club and consumes alcoholic beverages is guilty of a Class 2 misdemeanor. However, nothing in this subsection shall apply to a federal, state, or local law-enforcement officer."

Unless they are a cop, then they can bring it in and drink apparently

2/19/2013 1:26:00 PM

the guy in the billabong hoodie.

haha

2/19/2013 1:31:09 PM

Quote :

"Jay Laze (Joshua Lazernick) is a fervent Ron Paul supporter who has reportedly worked 2,000 days in a row because he can't afford more employees."

If that's true, how the fuck did he have so much time to spew his constant bullshit on this site?

2/19/2013 1:40:29 PM

I hope the revenue from this promotion is more sustainable than the time everyone bought chicken sandwiches to prove how much they hated faggots.

2/19/2013 1:40:59 PM

his business is so shitty, he makes a deal that lets customers spend less money and not be legally allowed to buy high margin items (based on his prices) like beer

also, he fucked his own life by spewing hatred. you make your bed, you sleep in it. he wants the publicity that comes with something like this, he should have to deal with his hatred. hell, even violentacrez tried to keep his internet troll self apart from his real life

2/19/2013 1:44:46 PM

Quote :

"he makes a deal that lets customers spend less money and not be legally allowed to buy high margin items (based on his prices) like beer"

if simply showing the permit gets you the discount, then this isn't much different than a student or senior citizens discount

2/19/2013 1:59:16 PM

If this is in the media, they'll find out all sorts of crap on him pretty soon. He's a national figure now and it's the media.

May as well help them out.

2/19/2013 2:10:50 PM

^^the point











your head

[Edited on February 19, 2013 at 2:11 PM. Reason : ^]

2/19/2013 2:11:17 PM

welp

2/19/2013 2:21:35 PM