When someone asks you to do something, and you've already tried it and can conclude their idea in 10 seconds

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9/24/2012 7:24:26 PM

Lately I have been calling people and basically asking, "Will you give me free stuff?" Typically they say yes.

9/24/2012 7:25:41 PM

being wined and dined on a factory visit to our equipment vendor

9/24/2012 10:24:21 PM

fridays

9/25/2012 12:18:48 AM

9/25/2012 12:19:53 AM

Undergrads

9/25/2012 1:00:25 AM

Listening to music when someone walks in turns it way the fuck up and asks me what it is. Lol dude why are you pretending you like this. Stop trollin me lol

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9/25/2012 2:33:43 PM

knowing the wifi password

9/25/2012 2:36:15 PM

ahh using work wifi on my phone is amazing, although my job is on campus so i could just use that and its probably faster.

watching machine shop videos allllllllllll day at work because machining is the fucking shit

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9/25/2012 2:37:07 PM

taking 2 hr lunch breaks

9/25/2012 2:49:08 PM

I took a 3 hour break this morning to interview for a new job, THEN we went out to lunch

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9/25/2012 2:50:06 PM

We don't pay for food, and if you ask for something special they buy it

9/25/2012 3:11:37 PM

10/5/2012 12:23:05 PM

When second period is awesome and third and fourth aren't, but it's ok because they have to take vocab quizzes.

10/5/2012 12:28:25 PM

Being the only one in the office all day...I don't have to conceal my farts

10/5/2012 5:26:44 PM

Sometimes the guys in India provide unintended laughs in their emails:

Quote :

"Error: Refresh failed for policy 'testacl'- unavailability of hardware resource"

He could have called the policy anything, but he chose that.

10/8/2012 9:20:40 AM

As much as i hate mornings. Working at 7 is kind of awesome

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11/5/2012 11:54:00 AM

3 day work week
free coffee
loads of hot women ... just not on my floor.

11/5/2012 12:04:18 PM

Amen to that last one. Literally 0 women in my office though

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[Edited on November 5, 2012 at 12:07 PM. Reason : its like i work IT at playboy or something ]

11/5/2012 12:06:20 PM

Krallum are you in ebIII or something?

11/5/2012 12:29:08 PM

Dude at my work has been bringing in so much free food lately. Today he brought us scones and coffee cake. On Friday it was bbq and all the fixings. Thursday was KFC. I'm starting to think he's prepping us all for turning into skin coats or something

11/5/2012 12:37:07 PM

-4 day work weeks
-Working at the same company as my wife (not on the same floor) due to carpooling, schedules, and other things that just work out really well because of it.
-vacation accrual

11/5/2012 12:39:08 PM

Can i add 1 block from whole foods? Best lunches eva

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11/5/2012 12:42:37 PM

^that would be nice.

11/5/2012 12:49:13 PM

Yeah i actually made a lunch today. Still went to whole foods. Oh well free dinner

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11/5/2012 12:51:26 PM

I like the forums at work because the only user who gets more than one reply to their threads is LindsayMorehead

lol

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11/8/2012 2:33:08 PM

Getting an unexpected raise yesterday. Under annoyances though I am excited, but I can't tell my coworkers, because they didn't get one.

11/8/2012 3:34:37 PM

lol

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11/8/2012 3:35:00 PM

100% case close rate

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11/15/2012 3:39:48 PM

Guy next to me got transferred so they let me expand my cubicle. I know it shouldn't make me so happy but it does.

11/15/2012 4:06:15 PM

l o l. hearing someone getting talked over in the background on the phone

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12/3/2012 10:07:36 AM

12/3/2012 10:13:02 AM

- Being able to bring my dog to work.

- Only having to pay for one utility...and that utility is only $25 a month

- Free parking downtown on a 24-hour basis...priceless

- Only 3 minute drive from house...5 minutes bike ride during nice weather

- Walking distance to at least a dozen good places for lunch

- Walking distance to a ton of shops, making it easy to get Christmas/Birthday shopping done during lunch break

I think that's it for now. I'm "meh" on my job...but I love my workplace.

12/3/2012 10:13:25 AM

Lol does the place you work advertise all of that shit as the main reason to work there? If so I think I applied there last summer

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12/3/2012 10:14:31 AM

Nah son...I work for myself. Office space opened up when my mortgage broker decided to consolidate his two offices into one and I moved into the empty one. Now they moved out of their downtown location and I moved into his swankier office space for less rent!

Forgot to add that a clothing designer has her space right next to mine. So there's a constance flow of models going in and out of my spot.

[Edited on December 3, 2012 at 10:19 AM. Reason : .]

12/3/2012 10:19:03 AM

hook me up with a job next door

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12/3/2012 10:19:52 AM

An office Christmas party with an open bar

12/3/2012 10:36:56 AM

every time this thread pops up, my hold music gets a turn and i love it

12/3/2012 10:46:40 AM

Lull in activity + need for a break = watching HBO go at my desk.

Board Walk Empire finale ftw

12/3/2012 1:26:26 PM

1. vacations/sick days/holidays
2. when people bring in treats
3. being told something positive about my performance (as opposed to being told nothing)

1 & 2 happen a lot more often than 3

[Edited on December 3, 2012 at 3:30 PM. Reason : ]

12/3/2012 3:30:36 PM

free breakfast? hellz yea

also since when does caterpillar cater?



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[Edited on December 4, 2012 at 8:31 AM. Reason : whoa. is that a pun? holy fuck]

12/4/2012 8:30:57 AM

Hot blonde sales girls.

12/4/2012 8:38:42 AM

dude the sales girl at the last place i worked was hands down the hottest person i'd ever seen. i'd buy anti rape condoms from her.

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12/4/2012 8:40:24 AM

These 2 are smoking hot. There was a 3rd but her husband got transferred so she's gone. There's also a very attractive brunette but she knows she's in 3rd place buy a mile.

12/4/2012 8:43:50 AM

hook me up with the brunette, maybe she is down to earth








and dtf

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12/4/2012 8:45:13 AM

We usually have food trucks stop in our parking lot at least twice a week. It's great for days when I forget to bring my lunch (which has been happening more and more lately).

1/22/2013 12:27:22 PM

flex time

1/22/2013 12:50:50 PM

I flex HARD

1/22/2013 12:56:49 PM

I've got a pretty boring assignment right now that is allowing me to watch a bunch of Mad Men episodes right now.

1/22/2013 1:01:58 PM

lol this city freaks out at the slightest hint of winter weather so I got a snow day last week.

Also this probably would belong in the annoyances thread since I'm just uber jealous, but one of my coworkers gets to go to Greece for a week for work.

1/22/2013 1:56:04 PM