finally giving up on fighting the doping chargeshis statement:http://lancearmstrong.com/news-events/lance-armstongs-statement-of-august-23-2012story:http://www.usatoday.com/sports/cycling/story/2012-08-23/Armstrong-doping-charges/57258616/1The might strip him of his titles. pretty fucked up.
8/23/2012 10:09:13 PM
is why i don't care about professional sports despite being into DOING sports. professional sports is nothing but a cheap hormone rush for the average brained. roughly equivalent to playing the slot machine, speeding, or smoking crack.
8/23/2012 10:17:03 PM
The Juice is Loose!
8/23/2012 10:18:35 PM
the link to statement says "file not found" works now[Edited on August 23, 2012 at 10:34 PM. Reason : works now]
8/23/2012 10:20:10 PM
jcgolden jacked off SUPER hard as he typed that out
8/23/2012 10:20:22 PM
^^works for me, I dont know what could be wrong
8/23/2012 10:24:10 PM
400+ clean tests in his life, but an e-mail from a confirmed doper is going to take him downUSADA should be ashamed
8/23/2012 10:27:19 PM
and there's the bait
8/23/2012 10:32:19 PM
8/23/2012 10:44:21 PM
All I have to say about the USADA banning him for life and attempting to strip his 7 titles: It was either a witch hunt, or he was on the most undetectable stuff EVER!!!
8/23/2012 11:12:44 PM
^^lol...i know nothing of cycling, how is that legal? because he was forced off the road by the guy who crashed?
8/23/2012 11:16:31 PM
i have never been so disappointed to hear this kind of news.
8/23/2012 11:46:23 PM
This sucks. First impression, a lot of homerisim by the US.
8/24/2012 2:32:41 AM
Fuckin juice monkeys he should have just got that 190% legal testosterone replacement voucher from a TRT dispensary like every other meathead scumbag in professional sports Shame he was stuck in the past...Roid Landis and Lance Armstrungout
8/24/2012 2:45:48 AM
^^^^ It's legal as long as he doesn't gain any time, and he lost plenty of it on that exchange. Same thing in car racing; if you cut the course to avoid an accident, you simply fall back into line where you were before.
8/24/2012 4:51:08 AM
There is a reason Lance's statements always say things like "I passed 500 tests" or "I abided by the rules that the UCI gave me", and not "I'm clean", "I haven't ever doped". What was he afraid of more than losing his career accomplishments?
8/24/2012 6:16:24 AM
Lance Armstrong is a two-faced lying hack faggot who doesn't pay his water bill.
8/24/2012 6:27:49 AM
why do people hate lance sooooo much? There's a bunch of people over at runners world that hate him so vehemently
8/24/2012 11:08:27 AM
I don't hate him, but the guy is a cheater and widely regarded asshole and he hides behind being a champion for cancer but he probably caused it himself with doping and corticoids. He intimidated other riders who wanted to come out with what they knew about doping and he was instrumental in the so-called "code of silence" among cyclists that, quite frankly, is a big reason why the sport is only now getting cleaned up. Think Barry Bonds times ten.
8/24/2012 11:20:40 AM
just heard about this...this is nuts. Or should I say...
8/24/2012 11:22:38 AM
The guy and his foundation have raised over $500 million for cancer research. Don't care if he raced with a monkey hidden up his ass that would peddle for him when nobody was looking. He participated in something most people don't care about and used that to raise a shitpot of money for a great cause... not to mention just being an inspirational and motivating figure for millions of people which is fine by me when you are fighting cancer and need something to hold onto. I don't see how anyone was hurt by this, and don't give me the "innocent riders that got screwed," because I don't feel bad for them they should have either cheated too or picked a new sport.
8/24/2012 11:32:08 AM
still a baller
8/24/2012 11:35:37 AM
someone on reddit posted this interview from 2009 with on of the co-developers of the EPO test. it's a long read, but i thought it was very interesting.http://nyvelocity.com/content/interviews/2009/michael-ashenden?null
8/24/2012 11:44:01 AM
8/24/2012 11:48:59 AM
they going to go to his house and take his trophies?i wouldnt give them back
8/24/2012 12:00:32 PM
how does the USADA have authority to strip titles?
8/24/2012 12:11:20 PM
I'm not sure they do have the authority to strip him of titles. They can ban him from the events they are the official anti-doping agency for, but it doesn't sound like they have the authority to strip him of titles. That would have to come from the governing body of cycling.This is interesting, USADA still hasn't actually shown what evidence they have. To the best of my knowledge, and I may be wrong here, they don't actually have any positive tests. What they have are sworn affidavits from other people that he used EPO. Armnstrong has always maintained that he is clean, he's now just saying, "fuck it, I'm done fighting with these guys."Maybe they have physical evidence to contradict his claims, but I don't believe they've ever shown it to UCI or shown UCI strong enough evidence to convince them that he was doping.
8/24/2012 12:29:52 PM
I think he's saying "fuck this, I don't want to be put under oath"
8/24/2012 12:35:10 PM
Fuckin lol at the shortcut videoIf everyone else was getting caught doping back then , fuck it, let him keep the titlesNothing else he was given the prompt of "pass this test" and he did
8/24/2012 12:37:26 PM
^
8/24/2012 12:37:49 PM
8/26/2012 2:17:28 PM
Ordered mine yesterday
8/26/2012 3:15:21 PM
Guilty. I hope the details come out in the arbitration hearing for Johan Bruyneel.]
8/26/2012 5:41:46 PM
does anyone take cycling serious anyway? to me it is a leisure weekend activity not a serious sportbut i guess if you have to cheat to be more leisurely than the rest of the field id imagine it makes it more of a sportthat should be the definition of a sport..."are the participants taking steroids to influence the result"that makes cycling, baseball, and the NFL the number top definitions of sport[Edited on August 26, 2012 at 7:18 PM. Reason : e]
8/26/2012 6:51:29 PM
The baseball players need to talk to the cyclist they know how to dope.
8/26/2012 7:00:39 PM
8/26/2012 9:17:28 PM
8/26/2012 9:25:02 PM
They can't figure out who to give his Tour De France wins to because everyone else cheated also. The sport is as dirty as it gets.
8/26/2012 9:40:52 PM
Hate the player, not the game.
8/26/2012 9:57:34 PM
8/26/2012 10:12:52 PM
If everyone doped, then all the riders are essentially on a level playing field anyway, so he still won. I guess you could say he was the dopest of the doped.
8/26/2012 11:11:23 PM
8/27/2012 2:42:23 PM
8/27/2012 2:58:56 PM
^Well, there is the issue of the brand confusion. Apparently the Lance Armstrong Foundation (the charity behind livestrong) and Lance Armstrong himself co-own the Livestrong brand. The Livestrong brand sponsors a developmental cycling team, sells clothing, exercise bikes, etc. and the profit generated goes to Lance and the Foundation. That's a pretty blurry line for a general public who probably believes that if they purchase something with Livestrong on it, they are supporting charity when that may not be the case. On another note, here is an article that tackles some of the common reactions better than I could have.http://www.sportsscientists.com/2012/08/the-armstrong-fallout-thoughts-and.html
8/27/2012 3:45:23 PM
http://news.runnersworld.com/2012/09/07/lance-armstrong-denied-entry-to-chicago-marathon/?cm_mmc=Facebook-_-RunnersWorld-_-Content-News-_-LanceArmstrong
9/7/2012 2:30:20 PM
http://onlyagame.wbur.org/2012/09/08/tyler-hamilton-cycling
9/8/2012 10:00:14 PM
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/11/sports/cycling/agency-details-doping-case-against-lance-armstrong.html
10/10/2012 4:09:11 PM
tuff stuff
10/10/2012 10:38:46 PM
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/10/17/lance-armstrong-stepping-down-from-livestrong-charity/
10/17/2012 9:05:30 AM
set em up
10/17/2012 12:07:59 PM