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Fhqwhgads
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https://nutellaclassactionsettlement.com/

Fill out the Claim Form. You can claim up to 5 jars at $4 a piece ($20.00)

Being sued for advertising that Nutella is nutrious and healthy.

4/16/2012 8:19:20 PM

dropdeadkate
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WHAT YOU MEAN MY CHOCOLATE COVERED TOAST ISN'T HEALTHY?

4/16/2012 8:23:38 PM

TreeTwista10
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5 jars at $4 apiece? sweet

by the time everybody gets theres, the price on eBay will be down to $0.01 plus free shipping

4/16/2012 8:24:31 PM

Fhqwhgads
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Wait, you're supposed to put it on toast and not eat it straight out of the jar?

4/16/2012 8:28:25 PM

dropdeadkate
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Only if you're trying to be healthy

4/16/2012 8:29:12 PM

Strata169
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is bread healthier when is it toasted or just plain? because i don't have time to toast that shit!

4/16/2012 9:19:15 PM

AndyMac
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But I've never bought nutella in my life

Are you telling me I should defraud this company of the assets it worked so hard to earn?

4/16/2012 9:22:04 PM

merbig
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This shit seems disgusting.

4/16/2012 9:24:19 PM

ComputerGuy
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i used to put it on this girls nipples that looked about like the size of ritz crackers....

I GOT TO LICK TITTIES AND GET MY MONEY BACK...

FUCK YEAH!

4/16/2012 9:29:58 PM

ThePeter
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Sweet, thanks for thread. I had some today

4/16/2012 9:40:40 PM

The E Man
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toasted bread causes cancer

4/16/2012 9:55:08 PM

Fareako
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I thought toasting it takes out all the nutrition. I didn't know it also causes cancer. Never eating toast again!

4/16/2012 10:39:28 PM

MisterGreen
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YEAH. FUCK TOAST!

4/17/2012 10:17:16 AM

Fhqwhgads
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I had some Nutella & toast this morning


Do I have cancer now?

4/17/2012 10:23:46 AM

tacolu
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Nope.

But ya got AIDS.

Enjoy!



This claim was quick and easy.
Hope it works.

4/17/2012 11:39:08 AM

evlbuxmbetty
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I love Nutella.

Its basically chocolate icing.

What's not to love?

4/17/2012 12:29:12 PM

robster
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sweet ... in for 5 more jars of unhealthy nutella...

Toast two slices of bread. Spread PB on one slice, nutella on the other.

Slice banana pieces and place on each slice ...

Combine for the best Banana sandwich ever!

4/17/2012 1:36:51 PM

adultswim
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yall have no shame

Quote :
"Are you telling me I should defraud this company of the assets it worked so hard to earn?"

4/17/2012 1:39:35 PM

craptastic
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Correct me if I'm wrong here, but I believe that the case has already been settled and settlement funds have been allocated. Therefore the money is already there to be claimed. So you aren't actually taking it out of their pockets.

4/17/2012 2:08:55 PM

adultswim
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the funds have been allocated, but i assume they get to keep any leftovers

4/17/2012 2:11:12 PM

craptastic
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When there are leftover funds the court decides what to do with it, and they generally don't say oh you guys can keep it.

4/17/2012 2:17:28 PM

MORR1799
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From what I can tell, you don't have to submit any proof of purchase, receipts, etc. I guess there's nothing holding anyone back that wants to get a free 20 bucks.

Oh yeah, sure, I bought 5 jars.

4/17/2012 2:36:44 PM

adultswim
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"When there are leftover funds the court decides what to do with it, and they generally don't say oh you guys can keep it."


oh ok

it's still shameful though

4/17/2012 2:38:34 PM

0EPII1
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Poor people ITT.

4/17/2012 6:30:12 PM

MisterGreen
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Poor people free money ITT

4/17/2012 6:49:03 PM

The E Man
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OP is really conducting the most epic experiment/graduate research study on human morality I have ever seen. Its all bogus.

[Edited on April 18, 2012 at 6:44 PM. Reason : free $20, no accountability besides guilt. Who would do it? Is humanity good or evil?]

4/18/2012 6:43:43 PM

MisterGreen
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I bought that many jars...no guilt here

4/18/2012 6:46:46 PM

Fhqwhgads
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"I bought that many jars...no guilt here"


Exactly. No guilt here. I have 2 jars in my pantry right now. Being pregnant makes me want to eat it straight of of the jar.

4/18/2012 7:29:57 PM

Fareako
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Whoever is talking about getting free nutella and feeling guilty for it has flawed logic. If you think about it, you most likely saw one of the erroneous nutella commercials and believed them that it was healthy. Therefore, based on the ruling, you are entitled to some compensation for their unethical and misleading advertising tactics.

Tl;dr shut the fuck up and get off your high horse.

[Edited on April 18, 2012 at 7:42 PM. Reason : .]

[Edited on April 18, 2012 at 7:43 PM. Reason : phone posting]

4/18/2012 7:40:28 PM

Fhqwhgads
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LOLOL

Almost 3 years later and I just got my check today

$7.15

3/16/2015 2:03:09 PM

NCSUALUM
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mine came in today as well . 7 dollars and some change I think

3/16/2015 2:33:02 PM

Ultraspank
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Got mine today.

3/16/2015 4:44:01 PM

fatcatt316
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As much as I love some free money, people believing that Nutella was healthy is retarded.

3/16/2015 7:57:39 PM

Skack
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Quit apologizing for these corporate bastards. Their advertising clearly alluded that this was a healthy addition to breakfast when it was a mound of sugar with a handful of hazelnuts and a pinch of cocoa. A $3M settlement is chump change to a corporation like this. If it were $3B I'd consider sharing your concern.

3/16/2015 8:49:40 PM

lewisje
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I wish I noticed it at the time.

3/16/2015 9:11:48 PM

JeffreyBSG
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stealing is stealing, even if you're stealing from a giant corporation that will never notice/miss it

such is my view

3/16/2015 11:22:32 PM

Skack
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That's not how class action works. It cost Nutella $3M regardless of the number of folks who signed up for the suit. If anything they were stealing from real people who actually deserved to get a cut of the settlement.

But I don't think you get the point of these type of suits. It's not about getting free money or "stealing" from corporations. It's about holding them accountable for their actions. They profited handsomely thanks to their misleading advertising. Stripping them of their ill gotten gains is one of the few means the legal system has to influence them to act in accordance with the law in their future advertisements. And $3M is still chump change for these guys. This is the $6 parking ticket of lawsuits.

3/17/2015 12:47:03 AM

0EPII1
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Quote :
"people believing that Nutella was healthy is retarded."


Agreed.

BTW, fuck Nutella. Go to Italy and you can get some actually healthy gianduja (chocolate hazelnut) spreads. They are made with about 40-45% hazelnuts (Nutella is 13% lololol), either no added fat, or the added fat is healthy, such as olive oil or cocoa butter. They are relatively quite high in protein and fiber (2-3x that of Nutella), and have half the sugar (or less if you opt for the dark chocolate versions!) of Nutella.


[Edited on March 17, 2015 at 1:17 AM. Reason : ]

3/17/2015 1:14:26 AM

JeffreyBSG
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^^
Yes, I see. You're not stealing from Nutella Corp; the sum of money they're going to lose is fixed. But the actual purpose of a class action lawsuit suit isn't really relevant to my point. I still maintain that since the terms of the form say "Class Members can receive up to $4 per jar of Nutella that they purchased during the time periods listed above," if you didn't purchase any nutella it's dishonest, and stealing from ppl who did, to register as a claimant. /annoyngselfrighteousass

3/17/2015 11:49:24 AM

Skwinkle
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Why the fuck did it take so long?

3/17/2015 11:56:04 AM

jbrick83
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^ It takes forever for class actions to settle. I'm doing grunt work for a large class action right now. We've been doing discovery for over two years and might have another year left. It's ridiculous.

3/17/2015 12:15:53 PM

lewisje
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I think the Discovery Channel should showcase the highlights of legal discovery.

3/17/2015 8:45:22 PM

theDuke866
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"I bought that many jars...no guilt here"


Umm, the reason for the guilt wouldn't be that you didn't actually buy the jars.

3/17/2015 9:44:23 PM

Førte
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I had to see their stupid tv commercials, so my $7.15 check just about covers that pain and suffering.

3/18/2015 8:52:33 AM

wdprice3
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I like $7.15.

3/18/2015 12:40:40 PM

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