http://twitter.com/#!/tng_s8

awesome.

Quote :

"A planet of sexy, robed aliens refuse to return Riker to the ship. Miles O'Brien secretly hates his wife, job and the crew in general."

Quote :

"Geordie and Data nurse a space bird back to health, and are sad when they have to release it. Picard is trapped in a turbolift with a baby."

Quote :

"Riker and Picard mistakenly abandon Data on a planet of dancing children. Someone has been touching Worf's things, he's upset."

10/26/2011 2:14:58 PM

ahaha

Quote :

"Picard rescues Wesley Crusher, whose intellect has been powering a Borg mega cube since his abduction from The Traveler. Troi gets drunk."

[Edited on October 26, 2011 at 2:16 PM. Reason : .]

10/26/2011 2:16:13 PM

oh

my

god

Quote :

"Picard falls in love with a French woman the crew finds in a crystal who turns out to be a plant. Geordi and Data hunt a mouse."

10/26/2011 2:17:16 PM

these are pretty money

10/26/2011 2:20:38 PM

Quote :

"The prime directive is completely ignored when Picard really wants to ride a Centaur. Geordie sleeps through the whole episode by accident."

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Quote :

"A sentient nebula chases the ship, which has nowhere to hide, because usually it would be in a nebula. Data adopts a dog, snake, and parrot."

oh man some of these are fucking hilarious

Quote :

"Lwaxana Troi makes an unscheduled visit to the ship, demands to marry THE WARP CORE. Barclay suffers major burns while trying to cook pasta."

HAHHAHHAHWINNAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Edited on October 26, 2011 at 2:27 PM. Reason : .]

[Edited on October 26, 2011 at 2:29 PM. Reason : .]

10/26/2011 2:25:41 PM

Quote :

"Picard and Dr. Crusher engage in a very sexy 47 min staring contest."

10/26/2011 2:30:15 PM

I love hilarious people

10/26/2011 2:36:12 PM

Quote :

"The Enterprise grows a positronic brain via holodeck and misbehaves. Worf refuses to wear shoes on the bridge, claims it's "dishonorable"."

10/26/2011 3:43:53 PM

Quote :

"The Borg show up and somehow randomizing the phasers actually works for once. Geordi starts to wear a hairband that looks like eyeglasses."

10/26/2011 3:47:33 PM

Quote :

"Worf brags about a new ceremonial knife for a week, then must prove his innocence after a mysterious stabbing. Riker does 150 pushups."

10/26/2011 4:12:18 PM

that last one is actually plausible

10/26/2011 4:21:36 PM

we should start making our own...

10/26/2011 4:33:39 PM

Picard meets Captain Kirk in a plothole covered galaxy string that does not conform to time and space. Troi crashes the ship.

Oh wait

10/26/2011 4:50:44 PM

shit

[Edited on October 26, 2011 at 4:54 PM. Reason : .]

10/26/2011 4:53:06 PM

Quote :

"The crew has to deal with the loss of a really attractive ensign. Vacationing Ferengi leave a huge mess that Riker just blows into space."

ahahahs

10/26/2011 5:06:43 PM

Geordi and Data stop the space anomaly from destroying the ship by using the navigational deflector to reverse the polarity. Riker has sex then splits.

10/26/2011 10:00:15 PM

Quote :

"Picard meets Captain Kirk in a plothole covered galaxy string that does not conform to time and space. Troi crashes the ship. Oh wait"

10/26/2011 10:06:12 PM

Quote :

"Q's back: he's wearing a kimono and unleashes dinosaurs on The Enterprise. Worf refuses to enjoy the pleasure-planet Risa."

10/26/2011 10:42:09 PM

ahahahahahahhaahahahahaha

this is golden

10/26/2011 10:44:22 PM

Geordi MUST do a roll out from Engineering in the episode

Beard must hit on an alien chick

Picard MUST do an over the top dramatic acting of a "fuck you higher level being, you have no right to treat us this way!"

10/27/2011 6:49:03 AM

Quote :

"During the night watch, Data's emotion chip goes awry and is discovered dry-humping the captain's chair. Picard loses his tin whistle, only to find it in his pocket."

[Edited on October 27, 2011 at 9:43 AM. Reason : d]

10/27/2011 9:33:30 AM

Hahahahahah with plots like these, season 8 would have been EPIC.

10/27/2011 10:08:02 AM

The enterprise crew discovers a primitive culture that can only communicate through interpretive dance. Data takes a shower and explodes.

10/27/2011 10:17:36 AM

Lieutenant Tasha Yar returns with Data's love child. The child is used to create a new, highly advanced emotional chip that allows Data to be a caring father. Wesley Crusher sent to gather intelligence on a planet of women where no men are allowed. Picard strikes various poses in hopes that one will become a new internet meme.

10/27/2011 10:40:14 AM

Quote :

"Wes rebuilds the Genesis Device for fun, with dire consequences. Riker sees a spider in his shower, immediately detaches the saucer section."

10/27/2011 12:03:00 PM

10/27/2011 12:04:29 PM

The entire episode is a single camera following Wesley around. Every single person he comes in contact with yells "Shut up, Wesley!" at him.

10/27/2011 12:11:38 PM

there is a justin.tv page called downloard4ever

always makes parodies, look them up on youtube

this is not TNG but it is awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S9XmePJgo4

10/27/2011 12:25:33 PM

Quote :

"A pod of quantum dolphins are struck by the starboard nacelle, Picard defends himself in the dolphin murder trial. Guinan learns hockey."

ahahahhahahhaa

10/31/2011 1:00:37 PM

Quote :

"Riker befriends elves to survive while stranded on a planet similar in flora to Southern California. Picard misses his childhood sailboat."

10/31/2011 1:01:53 PM

Quote :

"Wes rebuilds the Genesis Device for fun, with dire consequences. Riker sees a spider in his shower, immediately detaches the saucer section."

10/31/2011 1:06:22 PM

Quote :

"Riker's ex-girlfriend arrives and dies, leaving behind a pile of glowing dust and a mystery. Picard is trapped on a turbolift with a horse."

10/31/2011 1:26:50 PM

Quote :

"A duplicate Enterprise with a duplicate crew proves to be a nanobot/Borg evolutionary leap. Riker's trombone gains sentience, grows a beard."

omg

10/31/2011 1:30:59 PM

I would pay to see any of these.

10/31/2011 1:45:44 PM

10/31/2011 6:36:29 PM

Quote :

"Someone has been touching Worf's things, he's upset.""

this makes me laugh every time

11/2/2011 12:19:02 PM

A planet of genderless aliens invent sexuality in honor of Riker. Worf sits on Geordi's visor in sick bay, begrudgingly gets him a new one.

11/2/2011 12:35:36 PM

Quote :

"GUINAN LEARNS HOCKEY"

11/2/2011 3:07:26 PM

^^^ Me too, because it's so easy to picture as a subplot.

The ones that are absolutely ridiculous aren't as funny as the ones that are just ridiculous enough to be plausible

[Edited on November 2, 2011 at 3:13 PM. Reason : ]

11/2/2011 3:13:17 PM

The crew of the Enterprise celebrate the ancient holiday of Boxing Day. Picard switches with Riker and immediately heads to Ten Forward to mack on the ladies. Dr. Crusher switches with Geordi and must master the fine art of rolling under the engineering bay door. Ro Laren replaces Picard's goldfish with a ferret.

11/2/2011 3:44:17 PM

Awesome twitter feed.

Quote :

"Worf refuses to enjoy the pleasure-planet Risa."

IIRC they did that on DS9..

[Edited on November 2, 2011 at 4:06 PM. Reason : .]

11/2/2011 4:06:28 PM

^they did. terrible episode.

Quote :

"A planet of genderless aliens invent sexuality in honor of Riker."

this was VERY similar to an actual episode of TNG

11/2/2011 4:20:50 PM

The enterprise inadvertently enters a worm hole that sends them back in time to 2009. Geordi discusses a new look for his visor with guest star Kanye West.

11/2/2011 5:28:27 PM

^they did. terrible episode.

Quote :
"A planet of genderless aliens invent sexuality in honor of Riker."

this was VERY similar to an actual episode of TNG


yep

11/2/2011 7:25:57 PM

10 / 10

11/2/2011 9:12:00 PM

Quote :

"A space ninja completely disables the Enterprise with throwing weapons. Barclay's new outfit accidentally unleashes an unspeakable evil."

11/4/2011 9:38:48 AM

Quote :

"The crew goes to Tasha Yar's home planet, beams all the "rape gangs" into a volcano. Riker's sleeping-blouse is ruined by a tachyon burst."

11/7/2011 1:13:35 PM

11/10/2011 6:07:51 PM

Quote :

"Wesley's outfit offends an alien president, who demands his execution. Worf gets a cold, claims he's "dying", locks himself in his quarters."

Quote :

"A planet of suspicious docents abduct Riker for their museum of amazing men. Geordi and Data are too excited to sleep at their sleepover."

11/10/2011 7:27:37 PM

lol @ at the last one

11/11/2011 11:14:02 AM