do you spend your days in a purple haze

10/5/2011 1:54:18 AM

wat

10/5/2011 2:00:24 AM

Go back to posting activism threads with niche, impractical pronouns for alternate gender sexuality situations.

10/5/2011 2:01:34 AM

how do people not know bloodhound gang when they see it?


life is a game that no one ones, but bubbleblobble deserves a headstart the way his lifes goin

10/5/2011 3:53:26 AM

10/5/2011 4:35:51 AM

as your biggest fan
i must demand
you let me eat your ass

10/5/2011 6:06:06 AM

no but i think youre a faggot

10/5/2011 8:18:25 AM

I hope ya flip some guy the bird,
He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve,
In front of the Beatles' tour bus,
A Bookmobile and a Mack truck,
Hauling hazardous biological waste,
The light turns red you have no brakes,
And Hard Copy gets it all on tape,
So you can see the look on your face.

I hope your Pinto begins to spin,
Takes out a disabled Vietnam Veteran,
Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize winner,
And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner,
Perhaps even the British Royal Family,
And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy,
And we can't forget the newlyweds,
And those Jerry's Kids are as good as dead.

I hope your cellmate thinks he's God,
But CNN refers to him as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob",
Serving time again for abuse of a corpse,
Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse,
While he masturbates to photos of livestock,
He does the Silence of the Lambs dance to Christian rock,
Eats feces and quotes from Deliverance,
And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince.

I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson,
And forces you to play a game called Balls on Chin,
And whatever happens next is all a blur,
But you remember "fist" can be a verb,
And when you finally regain consciousness,
You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress,
And the prison guard looks the other way,
'Cause he's the guy ya flipped the bird the other day.

I hope this helps to emphasize,
I hope this helps to clarify,
I hope you die.

10/6/2011 9:18:29 PM

lift yourheadup high

andblowyourbrains out

10/6/2011 9:27:51 PM

clap clap clap clapclap

10/6/2011 9:38:01 PM

I hope you take this the wrong way
And misinterpret what I say,
Rewind an' let me reverse it
Backwards like Judas Priest first did: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhyVIluOwKg#t=03m04s
"Bim ora fib idra lob fesh tidne puh kyed washtyo ved." (x4)

10/6/2011 10:26:32 PM

Good to see more BHG fans

10/7/2011 11:37:49 AM

10/7/2011 11:58:41 AM