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Wolf2Ranger
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(Game where someone hides a smirnoff ice and you unknowingly find it. Then you must take a knee and chug it on the spot. )

-Place someones cell phone on top of it while it sits on a coffee table
-duct taped under the lid of the toilet seat
-in sand at beach with frisbee on top of it

these have gotten me the past few times

[Edited on March 23, 2011 at 8:41 PM. Reason : .]

3/23/2011 8:40:26 PM

ncsuapex
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ahhh jeez... Not this shit again

3/23/2011 8:45:11 PM

piddlebug
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Pretend to get in a fight with some random dude at Bada. Have your girlfriend run inside and tell Brett you're getting in a fight and he needs to stop it. Have Ice zipped up in your jacket. Have Brett run outside to break it up. Keep yelling at random dude. Reach into your jacket. Brett thinks your pulling out "something." Then Brett slaps said Ice out of your hand and it smashes all over the concrete. Everyone commence dying laughing. Go inside for a beer. Go back outside for a cigarette and pull out back up Ice out from underneath table. GOTCHA!!!!!

3/23/2011 8:45:33 PM

rufus
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hang out with retards that think icing someone is funny

3/23/2011 8:45:38 PM

Wolf2Ranger
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you guys blow other guys. We have a 24 hr icing rule. once iced, you and only you have the power to ice someone, but must wait 24 hours. At social events, the ice must be unknowingly touched to make it harder.

3/23/2011 8:48:10 PM

Stein
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"hang out with retards that think icing someone is funny"

3/23/2011 8:49:10 PM

arghx
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make it the lone beverage in the fridge

3/23/2011 8:54:33 PM

datman
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we hid one in the shower and one in his underwear/sock drawer. his normal routine after coming home from getting drunk, is to take a shower and then change into clothes for bed.

so now he gets iced as soon as he gets into the shower and then just as hes changing, all after a night of getting shmammered at the bar.
most people are gonna puke from this.

3/23/2011 8:55:51 PM

ClassicMixup
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wait til it's their birthday, give it to them in a box

3/23/2011 8:56:37 PM

TreeTwista10
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-While you're getting fucked in your ass by some dude, reach under the bed and pull one out and hold it up and be like "gotcha!"

3/23/2011 8:57:27 PM

yrrah
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hit someone in the head with one, then ask if they want ice for the bruise

3/23/2011 8:57:42 PM

elkaybie
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b4 icing (like 2 years ago) my brother and his friends had a rubber ducky leftover from a bday party (that was carnival themed) they would pass around. the bottom of the duck said "finish your beer." whoever held the duck held the power.

they were introduced to icing by giving the rubber duck to his friend. my brother went to his car to get something that this friend reportedly thought he left in it after a weekend trip together. in the center console/drink holder was smirnoff ice with the duck sitting on top.

technically was against duck rules...but so well executed it was permissible.

3/23/2011 8:58:59 PM

DJ Lauren
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is this a real activity? Smirnoff ice is what all the losers drink.

3/23/2011 8:59:48 PM

elkaybie
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that's kind of the point...

3/23/2011 9:00:35 PM

saps852
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ibtsapscallsicinggay



icing is gay

3/23/2011 9:06:04 PM

BubbleBobble
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this is so homosexual

3/23/2011 9:07:51 PM

NyM410
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"Today has fucking sucked. Not only are you hungover as shit from spanking Franzia bladders all night, but you didn’t even get laid last night. Apparently the girl you were going to bang didn’t really like it when you chugged half the box of wine and proceeded to #48 violently throw up all over her designer purse. You tried to convince her she could just shove her money down her cleavage like a stripper, but the fucking bitch just stormed off – probably to go buy some tampons or something. If that wasn’t bad enough, your Mom keeps calling you to make sure you are coming to your Grandmother’s wake tonight. You try to explain to her that after last night’s kamikaze-cockblock you are in no shape to be viewing any dead bodies. She reminds you that you’ll find out what type of inheritance you’re getting so you reluctantly agree to go.

After spending most of the service trying to figure out if this hot blond chick in the third row is your cousin, you spot a familiar face in the back. It’s your bro Rich. You whip out your iPhone and text him.

“What the fuck are you doing here?”
“Just paying my respects, bro,” he quickly replies.

You think nothing of it and get back to what you really came to do: eye-fuck girls that you might be related to. As the ceremony concludes and a line forms to view the body, you slowly make your way down the aisle. When it’s your turn, you kneel down and open your eyes, but Granny’s wrinkly old face has some company. Lying next to her head is a red-capped bottle full of white liquid and a note reading, “Ice In Peace, bitch.” Fucking Rich. You’ve just been iced.

Sure it’s your Grandmother’s wake but rules are rules – it’s time to take your fucking medicine. You grab the bottle, raise it in the air right in front of the coffin as your entire stunned family looks on. “This one’s for you Granny!” you scream as you drop to one knee. As Rich tears up the the aisle, laughing hysterically, all your bros who were hiding in the confessionals storm the casket #13 high fiving, chestbumping, and #4 chanting “You Got Iced!” At first you think everyone is in on it, but at second glance, Granny is definitely dead and your entire family is shaking their heads in slow disappointment. Fuck those bro-haters – if they didn’t want to see you chug a Smirnoff Ice on one knee in front of your dead Grandmother, then they shouldn’t have forced you to come. After all, you’re a bro – and you fucking love icing bros.

I don’t really know how this phenomenon came to sweep our country, but bros fucking love it. With the possible exception of ordering a drink just because “the girls were drinking it on Sex and the City,” Bros realize there is nothing less bro than drinking a Smirnoff Ice. Therefore, forcing your bro to drink an Ice is by far the ultimate insult. Adding to this insult is the fact that according to sacred bylaws, the Smirnoff Ice must be consumed while on a single knee aka “handicapped slam piece formation.” Bros can fight back though. By having an Ice on hand at all times, you can deflect the attack and force the Icer to become the motherfucking Icee.

Sure it’s fun as shit to force your bro to chug a drink normally used to provide teenage girls with the courage to give it up, but that’s not the point of Icing. Icing is fucking warfare. You need to hit your bros at the time they least suspect it in the place they least suspect it. Your bro about to take a final exam? Boom – Ice that bro. He in the middle off a Marathon? Ice his ass. Is he on his way to a court-ordered Alcohol class? You better fucking believe he’s getting Iced. Since bros are the smartest people on the planet, you fucking know they come up with some crazy ass places to Ice their bros.

Throughout the history of time, there have been certain social trends and ideals that when you hear of them, you laugh to yourself wondering how anyone could ever think they would work. Prime examples of this include Prohibition, monogamy, and that whole Women’s Rights Movement. But every once in awhile a cause comes along – a cause that gives people hope. I give you Icing - something that we can all finally believe in. Let’s Ice this fucking summer, bros."

3/23/2011 9:08:50 PM

walkmanfades
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old

3/23/2011 9:10:00 PM

NyM410
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Walked the fuck out.

3/23/2011 9:11:12 PM

AKDforlife
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I left one under both of my roommate's pillows one night. That one worked pretty well.

3/23/2011 9:16:24 PM

wdprice3
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I wouldn't do well at this game. I don't drink shit for nothing, laughs, because it's free, etc. I drink beer I like.

3/23/2011 9:16:33 PM

vinylbandit
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this is even gayer than the normal gay shit that bros do, like wearing short shorts and drinking orange vodka

3/24/2011 1:03:21 AM

elduderino
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this thread is so gay and retarded that it makes lewisje look straight and smart.

3/24/2011 1:13:50 AM

thegoodlife3
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^^

3/24/2011 2:22:29 AM

JesusHChrist
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I usually wait for kicker to line up. Then I call a timeout.

3/24/2011 2:24:32 AM

IMStoned420
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Good marketing from Smirnoff.

3/24/2011 5:28:07 AM

JBaz
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thought this thread was about meth...

3/24/2011 5:34:35 AM

Snewf
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look I think this is a really funny game

but no one will play it with me

3/24/2011 6:55:03 AM

McDanger
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"I wouldn't do well at this game. I don't drink shit for nothing, laughs, because it's free, etc. I drink beer I like."

3/24/2011 7:21:58 AM

Snewf
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I drink for laughs

3/24/2011 7:22:34 AM

Pikey
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I've seen some hilarious reverse icings in person.

3/24/2011 7:25:30 AM

McDanger
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this would be a better game with a bottle of shitty whiskey you had to swill from

3/24/2011 7:28:15 AM

OopsPowSrprs
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I just assumed this shit was for girls.

3/24/2011 8:01:52 AM

ThePeter
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attn: begonias and porcha

3/24/2011 8:06:12 AM

wlb420
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this shit is one of the gayest things ever

3/24/2011 9:00:25 AM

DoubleDown
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Wolf2Ranger is damned near 30 years old and still lives in a frat house?

3/24/2011 9:13:04 AM

walkmanfades
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"Walked the fuck out."


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"ACE CUSTIS WINS IT AT THE BUZZERRRRRRR"

3/24/2011 9:14:51 AM

HCH
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"Good marketing from Smirnoff."


I would love to know how this caught on.

3/24/2011 9:15:15 AM

jbrick83
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hang out with retards that think icing someone is funny

3/24/2011 9:22:28 AM

Biofreak70
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so... why is this "gay?"

it's like a mini prank you play on your friends- you make them drink a "beer" that they normally would never touch, and it makes them look immasculated. But for some reason, the only ones that ever look like bitches are the ones who refuse to do it because it is "gay."

yes, it's supposed to be silly and slightly effeminate- that is the whole point of it.


I get that some of yall are too cool for school and are just going to hate what us "cattle" are doing in our mundane, predictable lives, but step back and look at it for what it really is- a harmless prank game b/w friends, that demands creativity and strategy to make it really fun.


or just hate on it

3/24/2011 9:31:43 AM

McDanger
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look it appears like a funny prank right up until where someone needs to drink a smirnoff ice

3/24/2011 9:34:54 AM

Biofreak70
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haha well if you and your friends have such an aversion to smirnoff ice, then do your cheap whiskey idea- only problem with that is that someone is always walking around with an open container of alcohol


haha or don't do it at all


just don't hate on people who do- that's like saying going to buy vinyl or listening to indy music is gay, just because I don't like it and it is unenjoyable for me.

[Edited on March 24, 2011 at 9:39 AM. Reason : mcD, that last part is directed at everyone]

3/24/2011 9:36:54 AM

TallyHo
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"But for some reason, the only ones that ever look like bitches are the ones who refuse to do it because it is "gay." "


but not the disappointed guy in the miller lite visor and plaid shorts who did a whole lot of planning for this big event right

it is just stupid all around, and if someone doesn't feel like drinking the ice because why the fuck would they drink smirnoff ice, i doubt they're gonna lose sleep over losing bro-cred

[Edited on March 24, 2011 at 9:47 AM. Reason : also how is someone new to the concept of icing in 2011]

3/24/2011 9:46:31 AM

jbrick83
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"But for some reason, the only ones that ever look like bitches are the ones who refuse to do it because it is "gay." "


I've never been "iced" before. And the only people I've ever seen get "iced" are girls in the 18-22yr range and frat guys. Every now and then you'll see some older people "icing" while they are trying to hang on to their youth. It looks retarded.

If you want to chug a beer, chug a fucking beer. Don't make up a stupid game where you have to chug a nasty beer to get drunk and "have fun."

3/24/2011 9:50:16 AM

Biofreak70
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it's not about getting drunk


you guys just don't get it, and that's cool


we have fun with it- no, no one wants to do it, but it is all in fun. And revenge icing makes up for having to drink the drink. AND IT'S ONLY 1 BEER- if that ruins your whole night, then so be it. the people I hang out with are man enough to not let that bug them. But hey, if 12 ounces of an overly sweet beverage is gonna ruffle your panties, then it is probably a good thing you don't do it with your friends

3/24/2011 9:53:24 AM

TKE-Teg
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People that can't take a joke or a prank like this are lame and/or boring people.

Like BioFreak said it's about pulling a prank and then making someone drink something they don't like or wouldn't drink b/c of its girlie image. I'd imagine people that think this is stupid are the same boring people that say they're too old for drinking games or say they don't need a game to drink. It's a curious thing for people to say they don't want to have fun anymore b/c of their age.

Also, i still have 6 people gunning for me after a mass icing on New Years Eve

Also, this game isn't for girls...b/c girls like Smirnoff Ice which defeats the whole purpose. You're supposed to give girls a Busch Light

[Edited on March 24, 2011 at 9:57 AM. Reason : k]

[Edited on March 24, 2011 at 9:58 AM. Reason : switched adjective]

3/24/2011 9:55:24 AM

adultswim
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sounds like a waste of money but i don't really care what you and your friends do

3/24/2011 9:55:28 AM

Biofreak70
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doing anything but drinking cheap vodka on your couch at home with the lights out is a waste of money

hell, drinking anything is a waste of money



that is, unless, you enjoy what you are doing.

3/24/2011 9:57:11 AM

OopsPowSrprs
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If someone ices me I'd probably play along. I'm not that cool.

3/24/2011 9:57:12 AM

jbrick83
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"it's not about getting drunk


you guys just don't get it, and that's cool"


Oh...I get it. I added the "have fun" part in my post for the people who need to do stuff like "icing" to "have fun."

When I hang out with my friends we actually have good enough personalities to where we don't have to revert back to sophomore fraternity pranks to liven up things. But hey...whatever makes your night more enjoyable, knock yourself out.

[Edited on March 24, 2011 at 9:58 AM. Reason : .]

3/24/2011 9:57:30 AM

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