12/22/2010 8:53:43 AM

Is your house on fire, Clark? I love riding in cars. When did Rusty get out of the navy? This house is much bigger than your old one, Clark.

12/22/2010 9:11:51 AM

Play Ball!

12/22/2010 9:12:47 AM

also, if anyone would like to read it, the movie is based on a short story John Hughes wrote for National Lampoon's Magazine called "Christmas '59"

http://web.archive.org/web/20010223220801/www.nationallampoon.com/flashbacks/xmas59/xmas59.html

[Edited on December 22, 2010 at 9:15 AM. Reason : pic didn't work]

12/22/2010 9:15:43 AM

Hey Griswold! Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?



[Edited on December 22, 2010 at 9:25 AM. Reason : ^nice!]

12/22/2010 9:18:08 AM

And why is the carpet all wet, TOD?

I don't KNOW, MAR-GO!

12/22/2010 9:32:38 AM

"Grace!"
"Grace? She died 30 years ago."
"NO! They want you to say 'grace' - the BLESS-ING!"

12/22/2010 9:56:37 AM

ADD TO MY TOPICS

12/22/2010 9:58:18 AM

Merry Christmas....Holly shit!!!!

12/22/2010 9:59:31 AM

Quote :

"Hey Griswold! Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?"

Bend over and I'll show ya!

12/22/2010 10:03:31 AM

Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Kiss my ass
Kiss his ass
Kiss your ass
Happy Hanukkah

12/23/2010 10:20:54 AM

Is Rusty still in the Navy, Clark?

12/23/2010 10:21:54 AM

Oh dear, did I break wind?

12/23/2010 10:50:59 AM

He's cute ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit a Mississippi leg hound in i'm. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town. You don't want him around if your wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. Word of warning though, if he does lay into ya, it's best to just let him finish.

12/23/2010 10:51:02 AM

May I help you, sir?

Oh, I was just blousing - BROWSING!

12/23/2010 11:03:00 AM

You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin factory!

12/23/2010 11:07:12 AM

It's a bit nipply out. I mean nippy out! What did I say, nipple?

12/23/2010 11:13:45 AM

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

12/23/2010 11:59:12 AM

You're driving me to Phoenix!

12/23/2010 12:00:31 PM

Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?!

12/23/2010 12:02:58 PM

Quote :

"Bend over and I'll show ya!"

You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.

12/23/2010 7:52:22 PM

Quote :

" You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold."

I wasn't talking to you.

12/23/2010 8:09:55 PM

Oh Mr. Clark...




[Edited on December 23, 2010 at 8:14 PM. Reason : .]

12/23/2010 8:14:28 PM

wrong page...

12/23/2010 8:17:01 PM

12/23/2010 8:18:57 PM

Is your house on fire, Clark?

12/24/2010 3:21:29 PM

Close enough to xmas to BTTT this

11/28/2011 10:58:09 PM

it's the gift that keeps on giving!

11/28/2011 11:00:22 PM

^^^^ Shitter's full

11/28/2011 11:25:07 PM

You couldnt hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.

11/28/2011 11:29:51 PM

"Dad, that thing won't fit in our YARD!"
"It's not going in our yard Russ....It's going in our living room."

11/28/2011 11:51:44 PM

she wrapped up her damn cat.

11/29/2011 12:18:00 AM

Surprised Eddie?

I wouldn't be more surprised if I woke up with my head sewn to the rug than I am right now, Eddie.

11/29/2011 12:20:14 AM

Hey kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on its way in from New York City.

-You serious Clark?

11/29/2011 10:16:47 AM

my name's mary



- no shit?!?

11/29/2011 10:46:00 AM

Lotta sap in here

11/29/2011 10:53:59 AM

Haha...I love this movie soooooo much!

11/29/2011 11:06:17 AM

I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!

11/29/2011 11:12:22 AM

Last year I got the gf's dad the jelly of the month club.

11/29/2011 11:13:09 AM

haha I wanted to get it for a friend of mine....hoping he would just give me the jelly each month

11/29/2011 11:14:09 AM

I don't think you're ready for this jelly.

11/29/2011 11:15:07 AM

SO JELLY

11/29/2011 11:17:15 AM

Quote :

"the BLESS-ING!"

(hands to the face)

11/29/2011 11:18:51 AM

^^^^^^ Hallelujah! Holy shit!! Where's the tylenol?

[Edited on November 29, 2011 at 11:23 AM. Reason : .]

11/29/2011 11:22:41 AM

"How could things get any worse? Take a look around here, Ellen. We're at the threshold of hell."

11/29/2011 11:23:50 AM

I just keep LOLing reading this thread!

Thx, elise, for making it!

11/29/2011 11:27:23 AM

Can't see the line, can you Russ?

11/29/2011 11:31:27 AM

You are very welcome, punchmonk!

11/29/2011 2:30:02 PM

Oh, Aunt Bethany, you know you shouldn't have done that!

11/30/2011 9:46:33 PM

Quote :

"Hey Griswold! Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big? "

One of my favoritest episodes.

11/30/2011 9:50:05 PM