I will gladly buy them gifts and spent money and time with them. I also have an amazing home theater 3d and all that....I just need a cool girl to share it all with me. This is a serious post....pm me.
I know there have got to be some girls out there that are just as lonely and bored as I am,,

At least we can snuggle in front of a 120" 3d picture and pet heavily,,,,that's reall all I want.

PMs please.





/late night nod post

10/21/2010 2:39:12 AM

10/21/2010 2:45:59 AM

At this point I'd totally settle for that.

10/21/2010 2:57:17 AM

thread title would make a good hook for an r&b song

10/21/2010 2:58:43 AM

That girl seems kinda young so don't settle on something illegal like that.

Craigslist has plenty of ads for bangmaids so just get on it and wow them with your hot body and excellent interpersonal skills (and money and shit).

10/21/2010 3:02:50 AM

DTF --- Dying To Fuck?

10/21/2010 3:04:41 AM

that works

10/21/2010 3:14:14 AM

Ambrosia?

10/21/2010 3:25:03 AM

Id rather just go through tww


All the online sites are 90% fatties and uggos. I need quality.



I will seriously treat then like a rockstar,,,coke off the dick and everything!

God I need to get laid so fucking bad....I've almost forgotten what it's like.

My friends girlfriend felt so bad for me the other night she said that if she hadn't already been with my boy....she would definitely fuk and sck and all that great sfuddoojahl

10/21/2010 3:25:59 AM

i'm gonna bump this thread when you're sober, and/or have gotten laid

which will admittedly be purely guesswork

10/21/2010 4:40:14 AM

Quote :

"All the online sites are 90% fatties and uggos. I need quality. "

tdub is the answer for this?

10/21/2010 8:17:04 AM

Quote :

"God I need to get laid so fucking bad"

You don't need it that bad if you're not willing to fuck a fatty.

10/21/2010 8:25:58 AM

Fatties give good head.

10/21/2010 8:50:05 AM

This thread is DTF....














































....Destined to Fail

10/21/2010 8:55:03 AM

Ok, who wants to come over tonight and snuggle while watching one of any movie of your choosing,,,

I have every movie that has come out in 3d....plus a million other great flicks


I seriously won't rape you or anything...just looking for someone to come hang out and watch some tv/movies with me

Seriously, I just want a warm body (with a vagina in it) to hang out with tonight,,,,no pressure for sex or anything. Just no obligation snuggling.


,no harm in that.,,,,come on ladies!

10/21/2010 11:13:59 AM

I learned what DTF stands for from jersey shore!

Where do you live? You need to hit up a bar, yo. I'd say your chances are good there.

10/21/2010 11:16:58 AM

eeer...dunno what happened

[Edited on October 21, 2010 at 11:19 AM. Reason : f]

10/21/2010 11:17:29 AM

Ok, who wants to come over tonight and snuggle while watching one of any movie of your choosing,,,

I have every movie that has come out in 3d....plus a million other great flicks


I seriously won't rape you or anything...just looking for someone to come hang out and watch some tv/movies with me

Seriously, I just want a warm body (with a vagina in it) to hang out with tonight,,,,no pressure for sex or anything. Just no obligation snuggling.


,no harm in that.,,,,come on ladies!

10/21/2010 11:18:16 AM

Quote :

"You don't need it that bad if you're not willing to fuck a fatty."

This! Everytime I start to think I need it super bad my mind comes back to this and I realize I don't really need it as bad as I think.

10/21/2010 11:20:14 AM

I want one that will FDT.

10/21/2010 11:27:04 AM

Quote :

"You don't need it that bad if you're not willing to fuck a fatty."

10/21/2010 11:40:00 AM

this is one of the saddest things i've seen in a while

10/21/2010 11:44:40 AM

Quote :

" vs. "

10/21/2010 11:51:35 AM

Quote :

"You don't need it that bad if you're not willing to fuck a fatty."

10/21/2010 11:55:34 AM

Quote :

"I have every movie that has come out in 3d"

So that's how you get the ladies?? Ahhhhhh....

[this is pretty sad]

10/21/2010 11:56:34 AM

Quote :

"All the online sites are 90% fatties and uggos. I need quality. "

and so you came to chit chat. where all the girls are some level of batshit pyscho. myself included.

good plan

10/21/2010 11:58:32 AM

Quote :

"I have every movie that has come out in 3d"

No wonder you can't get laid.

10/21/2010 12:09:22 PM

this thread is hilarious

10/21/2010 12:12:51 PM

I wouldn't be that surprised if the thread actually worked, though.

10/21/2010 12:14:11 PM

Yeah, maybe... But it would be one of the psycho unattractive ones.

10/21/2010 12:23:04 PM

Do you have any 3D porn? I'll stop by if you want a JO bud...

10/21/2010 12:28:33 PM

Quote :

"Ok, who wants to come over tonight and snuggle while watching one of any movie of your choosing,,, I have every movie that has come out in 3d....plus a million other great flicks I seriously won't rape you or anything...just looking for someone to come hang out and watch some tv/movies with me Seriously, I just want a warm body (with a vagina in it) to hang out with tonight,,,,no pressure for sex or anything. Just no obligation snuggling. "

God damn it.









What if I just tape a microwaveable fleshlight on somewhere?

10/21/2010 12:46:19 PM

message_topic.aspx?topic=577581

10/21/2010 12:48:45 PM

please guys, i have a batin' session tonight

10/21/2010 12:55:14 PM

Rule #1 when you're desperate:

Don't appear desparate.

Good job, tell us more about your 3D television.

10/21/2010 1:07:38 PM

seedless made basically this exact thread (touting entertainment and desperate for sex) about 5 years ago. it resulted in some LOLs involving lovelyrita

10/21/2010 1:13:34 PM

10/21/2010 1:36:53 PM

Bitches love 3D movies.

10/21/2010 2:26:07 PM

you got some big sparkly rocks....oh wait wat?!?

10/21/2010 2:32:29 PM

glassssssss is attempting to be a cannibal troll ITT

10/21/2010 2:37:38 PM

so where are my caramels?

10/22/2010 2:38:35 PM

bttt

5/19/2022 7:52:44 AM

I could also use this

I have all this money and no girl to spend it on :3

5/19/2022 1:24:35 PM