aaaaaaaaand go!

9/22/2009 9:35:06 PM

pass

9/22/2009 9:35:56 PM

***********you are not cool*********

9/22/2009 9:36:17 PM

Do you still pm Evan for sex?

9/22/2009 9:39:36 PM

^ is this true?

9/22/2009 9:41:06 PM

^^ I no longer pm evan for sex. It just wasn't working out

^ oh yeah. evan works it real good

9/22/2009 9:43:56 PM

how do you feel about commiting hate crimes?

9/22/2009 10:52:32 PM

you like your job?

9/22/2009 10:55:12 PM

are you Americana?

9/22/2009 10:56:47 PM

do u hate freedom

9/22/2009 10:59:01 PM

how big's your whiteboard dick?

9/22/2009 11:00:11 PM

^^^^^ Hate crimes suck
^^^^ Yes, my job is ok
^^^ I'm not sure, am I?
^^ I absolutely hate freedom, and so should you
^ My whiteboard dick is only slightly larger than my IRL dick. Say, about 2 feet?

9/23/2009 10:32:51 PM

you people need to ask more questions

9/24/2009 10:43:56 PM

Is your dog really part Dachshund?

9/24/2009 11:18:54 PM

Come back to Raleigh and eat lunch with Susan and me?

9/24/2009 11:19:52 PM

^ that's not really a question.
^^ the dog in my photo gallery most certainly is part weiner. He's not my dog, though

9/25/2009 12:02:07 AM

you people need to ask more questions

12/7/2009 6:46:15 PM

what flavor are you?

12/7/2009 8:15:07 PM

I am strawberry vanilla. it's delicious!

12/7/2009 9:59:04 PM

ask questions, bitches

12/10/2009 10:28:29 PM

i think you missed the boat on this one

12/10/2009 10:30:23 PM

i know. it makes me sad

12/11/2009 10:03:10 PM

WHAT DID SANTA BRING YOU??

12/27/2009 6:15:52 PM

I am so glad you asked! I got a coat, some underwear, some pajama-bottoms, some running shows, and a Blueray movie. Pretty nice, all-in-all.

12/27/2009 6:20:37 PM

pajama bottoms?


~

12/27/2009 6:21:25 PM

yeah, but they have candy canes on them and say "give it a lick." I figure I'll at least get head from my gf for wearing them once.

12/27/2009 6:33:21 PM

that is the saddest thing I have ever read

12/27/2009 6:34:31 PM

that is the saddest thing I have ever read

12/27/2009 8:42:29 PM

I have a hot date this weekend. It's the first date, so there will prolly not be any nookie. The question is this:

Should I trim the bushes?

12/27/2009 8:44:57 PM

If you're not going balls deep in her asshole then it isn't a hot date.

12/27/2009 8:47:56 PM

wait, let me get this straight.

you have a girlfriend? that you have sex w/??? i've never heard that before.

12/27/2009 8:52:03 PM

Quote :

"HOUSE OF LIES"

12/27/2009 8:52:26 PM

^^^^ you should always keep yourself adequately manscaped

you never know when a situation will present itself, and you don't want to be caught off guard

^^ yes, I do have a girlfriend. Whether sex is had is not for me to divulge on a public messageboard so directly, either way.

12/27/2009 8:54:45 PM

ASK QUESTIONS

3/8/2010 6:55:22 PM

lol sup

3/8/2010 6:55:41 PM

not much, lol.

3/8/2010 6:56:14 PM

What is your opinion of me?

3/8/2010 6:57:46 PM

i don't care about you one way or the other. don't hate you, don't love you. you are just sawahash.

3/8/2010 7:03:51 PM

Are you as big a douche in real life...nevermind, you don't need to answer that.

3/8/2010 7:05:31 PM

as big a douche as you are? nope, no one could be that much of a douche.

3/8/2010 7:07:02 PM

haha apparently we have the same opinion as each other....

3/8/2010 7:11:53 PM

Dude, I'm flawless compared to a chump like you. Have you looked at yourself lately? Read anything you've posted?

3/8/2010 7:15:19 PM

have you looked in the mirror of your bald skull recently?

3/8/2010 7:17:59 PM

What's your favorite NC State athletics memory?

3/8/2010 8:22:37 PM

Well, the flag and chuck were good, and imma let you finish. But, beating UNC in football @ UNC in 2000 was, quite possibly, the best thing ever.

3/8/2010 8:25:56 PM

Why is Obama the best president ever?

3/8/2010 8:27:57 PM

because he makes me wet in the pants so easily.

3/8/2010 8:35:03 PM

how does it feel to have the same birthday as me?

3/8/2010 8:35:47 PM

i was thinking that was exactly what you would ask. it is fucking FANTASTIC. i feel like I almost have some TWW street-cred for that. but I know better

3/8/2010 8:36:41 PM

set em up

3/8/2010 8:37:36 PM