A verse from the first book of Willy

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" And then TheE Wilson spoke softly ‘Never fear my children! Saint Glennon of Loxberry will fight the demons in my stead if I am to fall! May the almighty Tom-O-Mother!@#$%^-Brian(sp?) slay the injury curse on the 4th level of hell! May he wield the broadsword of victory as he SMITES his foes! As an example to all he will lead our campaign through chain lightning and fireball attacks!!’ And when Good-ol-Tom came out of the pit, covered in soot, all you could see on his black figure was the pearly white toothy smile of our beloved demi-god. And after he cleaned the demon blood off his broadsword, he got into his van and went on a Rock tour with Tenacious D. And with that Russell Freaking Wilson rose bodily into the sunset whispering ‘On September 3rd, Its go time!’ "

Amen

8/12/2009 7:47:16 PM

if i was on facebook, i would give serious thought to making that my religion.

8/12/2009 7:49:25 PM

For a donation of 10 dollars or a bojoangles meal, you too can be an apostle to His Holyness

8/12/2009 8:01:44 PM

I bet a pic like that would get your ass banned from Packpride in about two seconds.

8/12/2009 8:17:52 PM

LOL

now that i think about it, i doubt russell wilson appreciates it either

but you know what, it's not his fault he's our own jesus christ (which he completely is).

8/12/2009 8:19:14 PM

He will die for our wins.

8/12/2009 8:23:01 PM

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"RUSSELL JESUS WILSON"

8/12/2009 8:25:05 PM

^^ HAHAHAH

that is PERFECT.

8/12/2009 8:30:07 PM

8/12/2009 8:42:27 PM

STARTING

FACEBOOK

GROUP!

8/12/2009 9:04:05 PM

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/group.php?gid=112065813075&ref=mf

8/12/2009 9:04:55 PM

8/12/2009 9:28:33 PM

joined!

8/13/2009 1:51:13 PM

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"He will die for our wins."

I lol'd pretty hard at this. I'm in a quiet hotel lobby too. I think the woman at the counter thinks I'm crazy now.

8/13/2009 3:27:45 PM

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"He will die for our wins."

I never post anymore. But damn! That is funny.

^I'm in public too, and people are looking at me the same way.

8/13/2009 4:35:22 PM

just saw that this didn't go over nearly as well on pee-pee. even without the pic.

8/13/2009 4:59:18 PM

they tend to be a little conservative on pp.

and by that i mean i am embarrassed by how conservative they are.

8/13/2009 5:29:16 PM

Ernie saved this abomination of a thread

8/13/2009 6:42:05 PM

our saviour

8/13/2009 9:00:24 PM

Jesus cant hit a curve ball, Russell Wilson can

8/13/2009 9:03:35 PM

Watching the ESPN halftime show. They just showed BJ Raji sacking RW on two separate occasions. Normally, I'd be like "dammit, always hating on State." The funny thing is it got me pumped as shit. Is that normal?

8/13/2009 9:33:25 PM

The Church has performed it's first miracle: the Duke football team now has swine flu
http://www.wralsportsfan.com/nba/story/5796518/

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 3:44 PM. Reason : .]

8/14/2009 3:40:48 PM

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"As the sun set on another most holy practice Our Savior Russell Holy Ghost Wilson watch as his knights of the gridiron walked off the field. As he watched Tom O-HisLordShip-Brian floated bodily down from heaven and stood next to The Wilson with that toothy smile. And then he spoke "They have no idea whats coming do they?" "Not a chance," responded Our Savior "Is it too soon to tell them?" asked Tom O-ArchAngel-Brian "Might as well keep them in the dark until September 3rd." Tom, with a smirk, turns to Wilson, "What happens on September 3rd?" A moment passes, Russ cracks a smile unable to contain himself, forcing Tom to burst out laughing. Together they walk towards the sunset laughing until they slowly start to rise bodily into the sunset. "

Sent this to all my members of the church. 17 so far!

8/14/2009 6:37:22 PM

I fuckn love this religion! Easter shall come at the end of our holy season!

8/14/2009 6:45:02 PM

going to try to find russell wilson on facebook and invite him to his own religon

8/14/2009 7:24:38 PM

someone needs to do a photoshop of the last supper with a bunch of bojangles on the table.

8/15/2009 11:40:55 AM

Done

8/15/2009 12:14:21 PM

8/24/2009 9:29:30 PM

i am a believer!

8/25/2009 9:15:16 AM

this morning on 850 the buzz JP Giglio called Russell "Jesus Obama Wilson "

[Edited on August 25, 2009 at 9:23 AM. Reason : l]

8/25/2009 9:22:29 AM

you guys should try and get this church registered, lots of tax write offs

8/25/2009 1:05:36 PM

Ernie destroyed this thread.

Would pay $texas for a Russel Wilson "will die for our wins" t-shirt.

8/25/2009 2:27:12 PM

The day this thread was made, Irving was ruled out for the season.



The day it was bumped back up, Mario Carter was ruled out for the season.

8/25/2009 2:37:01 PM

Shut up non believer.

8/25/2009 4:11:41 PM

Lo and Behold, I had a dream and I heard the prophet Pee Rivers...

He spake unto thee Wilson and prophesied,

"Thou shalt not recieve a concussion during the first day,
and the seventh hour of next Thursday,
For if ye doeth get knocked on your @$$,
and don't get the eff' back up then,
all the body of faithful believers will lose faith in Russell Freaking Wilson.

But, if ye turn last years evil L into a holy and blameless W,
Then love shall reign upon the pack world with majesty,
and your glory will reach beyond the atlantic coast,
If you do, you will have you victory as you smite your enemies,
and you will hold the head of the lamb, the turtle, and all evil doers in your hand,
and the Tom of heaven and earth will raise you up on that last day."


Thus spake the prophet Pee Rivers from the land of the Diego.

8/25/2009 5:06:56 PM

lol.......these prophecies crack me up

8/25/2009 5:09:44 PM

amen.

8/25/2009 5:24:07 PM

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"Tuesday, August 25, 2009 Russell Wilson Q&A: 'I'm never afraid' N.C. State quarterback Russell Wilson held his weekly news conference on Tuesday morning. Here are excerpts from his conversation with reporters: Q: What kind of changes and things have you done since the beginning of bowl practice through the spring just to recognize when the right time to take off and when the right time to stay in the pocket is? A: A lot of it is just understanding the offense, feeling more comfortable with the offense. I’m more comfortable with the wide receivers, tight ends, running backs, offensive line. Just getting that experience helps. I want to be the best quarterback I can. I want to be the best quarterback in the ACC, I want to be the best quarterback in the nation every time I step on the field. And I definitely want to be the best quarterback on the field that day. If that’s sitting back in the pocket all day or getting out to run, I will do that. Q: What are some specific areas where you see yourself stepping up to lead outside of practice and things like that? A: A lot of it starts with off-the-field stuff. Doing well in school. Trying to stay as organized as possible. Trying to make sure you’re at meetings on time. All that stuff really matters when it comes to winning games and working hard on the practice field. Everybody has that mind set, and I’ll always push people and always push myself. The first thing you have to do is always push yourself. Q: When you have success as a freshman, people expect greater success, for you to top that as a sophomore, a junior or a senior. Have you talked with Coach (Tom) O’Brien or other people about how you go about not letting either self-imposed or outside pressure affect what you do? A: No matter what you do, either good or bad, there’s always going to be critics or people who think you’re better than you actually are. I have to recognize how good I am and how bad I am. I have to know that every time I step on the field, or if I’m in the film room, if I’m just at home thinking about which play I’m going to run, I have to really visualize it and get better at it. Q: Do you pay attention to that outside stuff or what people think? A: It goes in one ear and out the other. You have just have to be honest with yourself and get better every time you step on the field. Q: Looking back on last year, is there a highlight game or a highlight play that sticks out to you? A: I think throwing my first touchdown, that was against ECU I believe, was definitely exciting. Coming back from where we were at one point during the season when we weren’t winning games but we were so close – you’re so close, but you lose, that was a tough feeling to have. Especially when you know you have a good team and the rest of the guys are working hard. But then coming over that hump and over that adversity and Coach O’Brien truly helping us and continuing to push us and believing in us, and the rest of his staff, that truly was the most exciting point to me. Q: Your health is obviously very important to this team. How important is it to you to stay healthy and not be afraid of getting hurt? A: I’m never afraid. I’m never afraid of doing certain things or trying to play to the best level I can. I’m definitely excited about this season. I’m going to be smart. If I need to get down, I’m going to get down. I think a lot of that is also watching film and understanding certain situations where I could have gotten down earlier, or understanding where I am in the game. That’s just maturing and more experience, and understanding the game."

http://obsfifty.blogspot.com/2009/08/russell-wilson-q-im-never-afraid.html

8/25/2009 5:37:59 PM

We could totally get some "He died for our wins" shirts screen printed relatively cheap, but then what if he really died....

awkwaaaard.



For real though, if I ordered some, who would want them?

8/25/2009 8:47:16 PM

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"awkwaaaard."

hahaha

8/25/2009 8:55:33 PM

^^^somebody translate that last question (or specifically the answer) to gospel speak...i dont speak church yet, its all greek to me

8/27/2009 1:18:08 AM

^well i know why.......cuz Jake Delhomme is your God. You're in the wrong church brother twista

8/27/2009 1:33:53 AM

my sacrilege is necessary for the greater good of Lord TOB and His Son RW as well as The Holy Ghost who is Willie Young...or is Nate Irving the third part of The Holy Trinity?

[Edited on August 27, 2009 at 1:40 AM. Reason : nate]

8/27/2009 1:35:54 AM

^only if the holy ghost can still move with a broken leg

8/27/2009 1:42:00 AM

joined!

8/27/2009 6:33:16 AM

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"but you know what, it's not his fault he's our own jesus christ (which he completely is)."

now, i don't know the story as well as most of you probably do...but doesn't a christ figure have to die? i would prefer TDs to crucifixion

8/27/2009 7:00:14 AM

he will become dead to nc state football via baseball and/or graduation.

it is written.

8/27/2009 7:01:33 AM

but not this season

8/27/2009 7:03:10 AM

then call me fucking bartholomew

8/27/2009 7:11:26 AM

as much as i love Russell Wilson, PRiv will always be my football jesus

8/27/2009 9:42:04 AM