Is the most redneck white trash hick piece of shit thing you can do

At the beach maybe I can see it, but not in fucking Charlotte/Raleigh/wherever

I don't care who you are or how hot it is, there is no excuse

Especially if you're a fatass. You have people with tits and rolls, only 1/3 of the actual belt strap is visible

Its an abomination and needs to stop






and I can't wait for you Jeepin 4x4 / Noose River Rat / d7 freestyle hybrids to come out of the woodwork and retort

I got nothing to do all afternoon but shoot you down

7/6/2009 2:48:54 PM

I'm sure black people do this too

7/6/2009 2:49:20 PM

what if your A/C is broke and it's in the 90s and you dont want to show up wherever with a shirt soaked through

7/6/2009 2:50:14 PM

they ride their bicycles shirtless

which is understandable

7/6/2009 2:50:34 PM

if it was a hot chick with just a bikini top on driving around the streets of wherever you are, you'd be singing a different tune

7/6/2009 2:50:40 PM

7/6/2009 2:50:48 PM

I drive to Lake Johnson to run, when I get done I take my shirt off, and then I drive home.

Only under those circumstances or similar to that.

7/6/2009 2:51:08 PM

have you ever tried it? feels great

7/6/2009 2:51:08 PM

or if your seat belt is broken so you use your sweat to keep you bound to the leather seat?

7/6/2009 2:51:26 PM

hahaha i don't have a retort, i actually agree. Mostly because I have leather seats and I wouldn't want mine or any other person's sweaty back on my seats.


Now a 5 minute ride back from the beach or boat ramp is passable.

7/6/2009 2:51:36 PM

drive home with your seatbelt on and explain the tanlines you get

7/6/2009 2:51:38 PM

Quote :

"NOOSE RIVER RAT"

7/6/2009 2:51:42 PM

7/6/2009 2:52:45 PM

you fucking peasants

all of you

7/6/2009 2:52:56 PM

The problem is not head turning girls in bikini tops

The problem is Joe Quizzno who thinks he's Matthew McConaghey and takes off his shirt in his Sebring in plain view of the world

Pasty white flesh and acne scarred arms and back bristling in the wind

7/6/2009 2:53:59 PM

7/6/2009 3:07:07 PM

what if you are a redneck girl, driving without your shirt on? do the same rules apply?

[Edited on July 6, 2009 at 3:14 PM. Reason : .]

7/6/2009 3:13:51 PM

I routinely drive back from rides and runs without a shirt. But I'm not a slobbargoat fattie.

7/6/2009 3:16:49 PM

SLOBBAR

GOAT

FATTIE

7/6/2009 3:17:55 PM

shouldnt it be the opposite when you run? Take off your shirt when you run and then put in on when you are finished? Unless you are a fatty and dont want your mantits showing? Bring a towel and dry off, then put the shirt on....

7/6/2009 3:19:08 PM

Quote :

"Driving without your shirt on "

I always get funny looks when I do this.

7/6/2009 3:20:11 PM

Slave is on point with this thread. No doubt.

7/6/2009 3:26:48 PM

Quote :

"hahaha i don't have a retort, i actually agree. Mostly because I have leather seats and I wouldn't want mine or any other person's sweaty back on my seats. Now a 5 minute ride back from the beach or boat ramp is passable."

my sentiments exactly. i'm just wondering why you thought i'd have something to say about this thread, Slave.

i was actually just thinking about how dumb this is on the way home just a second ago.

[Edited on July 6, 2009 at 3:29 PM. Reason : k]

7/6/2009 3:26:53 PM

I drive home from the gym and work without a shirt on all the time. I have no A/C in my car but i'm not a fatty mcfatfat

7/6/2009 3:28:28 PM

You just seem like a shirt off driving, Gin Blossoms blaring, Fruitopia drinking kind of guy




no offense

7/6/2009 3:28:48 PM

lol. you really don't know me at all.

7/6/2009 3:30:18 PM

I don't know anyone from the internet, I just go off e-personalities and make sweeping broad assumptions

Thats what makes it so fun !

7/6/2009 3:31:28 PM

so true. but actually, we agree on this issue.

7/6/2009 3:32:49 PM

I spent the entire glorious summer of 2000 cruising around eastern NC with my shirt off in an 89 camaro.

It was a golden age for Mr. Joshua.

7/6/2009 3:33:10 PM

d7, lets go out for a fruitopia sometime. shirts optional! slave you can come too.

7/6/2009 3:33:49 PM

Quote :

"fatass. You have people with tits and rolls, only 1/3 of the actual belt strap is visible"

Quote :

"Joe Quizzno ... Pasty white flesh and acne scarred arms and back bristling in the wind"

Quote :

"a slobbargoat fattie."

Quote :

"fatty ... mantits"

Quote :

"a fatty mcfatfat"

lol at the imagery...

7/6/2009 3:35:30 PM

shotgun !

7/6/2009 3:35:31 PM

there's no bad seat in a jeep!

[Edited on July 6, 2009 at 3:36 PM. Reason : k]

7/6/2009 3:36:06 PM

Like no offense to Jaybee

but imagine him peeling off his Tee Martin jersey and deciding to cruise Glenwood with no shirt

You're next to him at a light when he notices the zit de jour on his chest

As he forms a pincher with his thumb and index finger to pop the whitehead, you realize that Slave was right all along

7/6/2009 3:37:52 PM

total offense to jaybee....


i think i just threw up in my mouth a little..

7/6/2009 3:39:17 PM

7/6/2009 3:40:08 PM

if you preface something with no offense then you're clear of all blame

"No offense, Rick, but you're baby looks like a fucking Goblin"

Rick may be hurt, but he really can't get too mad because of the 'no offense' preface

7/6/2009 3:41:09 PM

Quote :

"shouldnt it be the opposite when you run? Take off your shirt when you run and then put in on when you are finished? Unless you are a fatty and dont want your mantits showing? Bring a towel and dry off, then put the shirt on...."

this is what i do. it makes the most sense to me.

7/6/2009 3:42:13 PM

i, too, have driven without my shirt on

7/6/2009 4:03:58 PM

^^^oh, i know you are clear of blame.


i was just stating that due to picturing jaybee popping chestne at the stoplight, i am throwing up.




so gross

7/6/2009 4:15:01 PM

i even take my pants off when i drive

7/6/2009 4:17:31 PM

Yo d7freestyler


I didnt know you liked Fruitopia


I like Fruitopia too, mayne


let's be friends

7/6/2009 4:19:49 PM

I do this all the time in my convertible. I hate tanning and so when I drive to the beach on a nice day I go shirtless and get somewhat of a tan before I even get to the beach.

I actually keep sun block in my car for this very reason

7/6/2009 6:12:09 PM

7/6/2009 6:14:56 PM

Quote :

"Is the most redneck white trash hick piece of shit thing you can do"

wrong, driving shirtless in overalls and flip-flops is the most redneck white trash hick piece of shit thing you can do.




and I do it regularly.

7/6/2009 7:01:30 PM

hotlink?

7/6/2009 7:03:23 PM

Quote :

"zit de jour"

7/6/2009 7:16:30 PM

eh figured you were from either cary or charlotte. it feels good to drive with out a shirt on so fuck you

7/6/2009 7:19:35 PM

of course, Slave is kinda ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ for checking out guys.....

7/6/2009 7:23:38 PM

7/6/2009 7:27:41 PM