- Heineken taxi ride
- Howie Long insulting every single person he sees about their truck (fuck you, Howie)
- and oldie but a goodie from 2006 THIS IS OUR COUNTRY

6/4/2009 11:31:39 PM

i don't watch tv b/c i can't afford it

so i guess the answer is every commercial on hulu, b/c they only have about 3 at a time.

6/4/2009 11:34:26 PM

I have DVR. I hope marketing people think about that when they use stimulus money for advertising.

6/4/2009 11:35:44 PM

WET SEX NEVER TASTED SO GOOD

6/4/2009 11:36:17 PM

geico commercials

6/4/2009 11:36:21 PM

progressive insurance

6/4/2009 11:39:51 PM

5

























5 dollar

































5 dollar footlongs

6/4/2009 11:40:28 PM

especially this bitch

6/4/2009 11:40:46 PM

Flo is an american icon, watch your mouth

6/4/2009 11:41:53 PM

BEAP BEAP

6/5/2009 12:54:02 AM

^^^
she would so, so get it

6/5/2009 12:54:50 AM

i've never liked fucking free credit report. i don't get the appeal.

i preferred freeeeeeee credit report DOT com.

6/5/2009 12:56:23 AM

the prius

6/5/2009 12:58:09 AM

pretty much any car commercial

6/5/2009 12:58:40 AM

I'M LOVIN IT

I don't eat McDonald's anymore
period

6/5/2009 12:59:00 AM

i like bmw commercials

6/5/2009 12:59:12 AM

Quote :

"I don't eat McDonald's anymore period"

are you proud

I mean it's not like they're missing your business

6/5/2009 1:00:08 AM

it gives me a certain satisfaction
and sure they do

6/5/2009 1:01:40 AM

Every single goddamn AFN commercial.

6/5/2009 1:24:34 AM

the dos equis most interesting man in the world commercial

also

the howie long commercial when the little girl says "that's a LITTLE girl seat. i'm a BIG girl. i want the BIG girl seat!"

6/5/2009 2:31:49 AM

i spend 50k a year at mcdonalds

6/5/2009 2:33:40 AM

There's a SHEETZ commercial that plays all the time on the Greensboro stations. Not sure if it airs here. Has a guy singing something like "It's a gift from above..." Pretty tired of of that one.

DVR FTW!

6/5/2009 3:38:04 AM

What can you do in 5 year?

Make a new fucking commercial.

6/5/2009 7:18:54 AM

Quote :

"I have DVR. I hope marketing people think about that when they use stimulus money for advertising."

studies show that you actually pay more attention to commercials when fast forwarding because you're watching intently to get the timing right on pushing play. as long as you see that logo, the advertisers are fairly happy.

[Edited on June 5, 2009 at 7:39 AM. Reason : but i record a lot of shows and FF through commercials too. it's a time thing for me.]

6/5/2009 7:38:46 AM

Car commercials (top offenders):
Ford: Beep, Beep
Ford: The Tyler Hicks commercial
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeendrick, I like it like that!

Any commercial that plays every commercial break, sometimes twice in one break. Especially during events like sports games where quite often they'll have commercial blocks that are only separated by about 20 seconds of actual program time.

http://whatelsedoestheboxsay.ytmnd.com/

6/5/2009 7:46:27 AM

i like the free credit report dot com commercials. that dude apparently writes all of the songs as well as sings them.

i cannot stand the free triple score dot com commercial though, the one where they just ask a bunch of people on the street to read the commercial script from a card, and half of them have sunglasses still on, probably because it was painfully obvious that they were reading a card.

6/5/2009 8:12:58 AM

quit paying attention

6/5/2009 8:13:38 AM

God I hate that commercial so much.

6/5/2009 8:19:36 AM

hahaha

6/5/2009 8:22:40 AM

the cheez it commercials

all of them

6/5/2009 8:25:04 AM

[Edited on June 5, 2009 at 8:29 AM. Reason : failed]

6/5/2009 8:28:48 AM

"Says tomorrow's gonna be hotter.."

"Hotter!?"

"Like yesterday"

"Yesterday!? Yesterday you said you'd call Sears"

"I'll call today"

"You'll call NOW!"

"I'll call now.."

6/5/2009 8:31:46 AM

^Wins

6/5/2009 9:38:56 AM

^^ LOL!!! totally forgot about that.

[Edited on June 5, 2009 at 9:55 AM. Reason : .]

6/5/2009 9:55:25 AM

"What's the forecast for tomorrow?"

"Another scorcher."

"Cool!"

Good God I'm glad I haven't seen that commercial in a while.

6/5/2009 9:59:23 AM

Quote :

"Good God I'm glad I haven't seen that commercial in a while."

Also, that reminds me of those BCBS-NC commercials.

"Meh, I'll do it tomorrow."
"HEY. knock-knock Do it today!"

ugh

[Edited on June 5, 2009 at 10:01 AM. Reason : .]

6/5/2009 10:00:44 AM

ABBARAN ABBARAN ABBARAN


(I MEAN HOVEROUND SON)

6/5/2009 10:01:20 AM

Oh, also pretty much any commercial with amplified keyboard typing or mouse clicking.

Biggest offender... another car commercial.

fredander
freda
fredandersont
fredander
fredandersonto
fredan
fredandersontoy
fredander
fredandersontoyota.c
fredander
fredandersontoyota.com

6/5/2009 10:06:43 AM

I'm glad I DVR almost everything. I'd say over half of the commercials mentioned in this thread I've never seen.

Quote :

"Flo is an american icon, watch your mouth"

-I love the Progressive commericials!
-Hate the Prius commercials
-Hate the Howie Long Chevy commercials (way to compare your FWD SUV against a Honda with AWD for gas mileage)

6/5/2009 10:13:24 AM

Quote :

" "

Has anyone seen the local car dealership commercial that completely ripped off this eyeball thing?
....hubert vester honda maybe?




Oh, and... "THE BOX SAYS, 'SHUT UP STEVE.'"

6/5/2009 10:14:11 AM

^I love the Geico googly eye commercials.

Hate the Cheerios commercials that make the guy look stupid.


FLASHBACK: The stupid Fanta commercials with those women, "Don't you want a Fanta, fanta!"

6/5/2009 10:16:12 AM

another one i hate....



"I'm thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinking of a number"

6/5/2009 10:33:39 AM

720?

6/5/2009 10:35:15 AM

I'm covered by A-A-R-P medical choice from ...



And the

"so if these 10 sprinkles are the people we can call for free on any network even land lines, and THESE are the 80 bazillion people we can call for free on verizon wireless."

6/5/2009 11:23:10 AM

DON'T BE SO VANILLA

6/5/2009 11:24:15 AM

Hangover previews

thank god the movie finally opens so we get less of them now

6/5/2009 11:27:13 AM

tyler perry TV show commercials

6/5/2009 11:27:48 AM

I want to check out that new Michael Strahan show

tho you have to believe Tyler Perry has his hands on it somehow

6/5/2009 11:30:40 AM

any commercial that tries to sell me something worthless.

[Edited on June 5, 2009 at 11:33 AM. Reason : a]

6/5/2009 11:31:32 AM

all. senior. citizens. should. have. lifealert.

6/5/2009 11:31:42 AM