some Mulva gems:

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"^if you're LUCKY and work hard drunknworthless, one day you might be one third of the user Tromboner is. But I doubt it. And this thread is as much about you as old raccoon eyes cat boy bubblebobble"

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"It's going to be hard to post your drivel with a moby dick stick in your chest and me stepping on your neck like a black-masked captain ahab"

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"I'm buying black ski masks and a couple whale harnesses/harpoons in order to end Bubblebobble and whatever other fatties I feel like. Anyone want a mask before I go to the mask store?"

more to follow

5/12/2009 11:03:11 PM

Are mormons allowed to believe in weather?

5/12/2009 11:06:40 PM

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"funny how the link to that picture comes from the National Weather Service Website for NWS Salt Lake City http://www.wrh.noaa.gov/slc/index.php"

5/12/2009 11:07:14 PM

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"i'm thinking the Chit Chat mod should get his panties out of a bunch and start doing his job, perhaps starting with the douche nozzle who keeps posting 3236x4893 parrot pictures in all the threads. then maybe he could trash all the parody threads on page 1."

5/12/2009 11:13:46 PM

haha that ones gotta be state409C

well wait

the Is aren't capitalized

so nvm

5/12/2009 11:14:35 PM

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"thankless job"

5/12/2009 11:17:53 PM

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"dude you are such a fucking troll all you do is tell people how much there threads suck"

5/12/2009 11:19:48 PM

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"i think our pee can kill bushes cause several times i peed out a window and like there was a bush outside that window and then like a few months later i noticed the bush was dead"

5/12/2009 11:21:21 PM

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"EYE LYKE TUYTULZ"

5/12/2009 11:22:43 PM

terminate the turtles!

5/12/2009 11:23:18 PM

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"No one gives a fuck, stop trying to feel better about yourself you bipolar freak of nature."

5/12/2009 11:36:25 PM

bubbleblubber might be the saddest bag eyed doughboy that has ever trolled this message board. apparently being fat and obnoxious makes him some kind of patsy? Where's the outrage over this douche?

5/12/2009 11:52:52 PM

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"bubbleblubber might be the saddest bag eyed doughboy that has ever trolled this message board. apparently being fat and obnoxious makes him some kind of patsy? Where's the outrage over this douche?"

[Edited on May 12, 2009 at 11:55 PM. Reason : i am posting a TUFF GUY QUOTE, not agreeing with the statement]

5/12/2009 11:54:48 PM

5/12/2009 11:55:51 PM

5/13/2009 1:27:18 AM

Mulva clearly does not understand what trolling means

5/13/2009 1:38:33 AM

^How do you know he wasn't just following the guidelines outlined in the thread title?

5/13/2009 1:39:28 AM

because he's a faggot

5/13/2009 1:40:12 AM

I think Mulva knows exactly what trolling is, and is successfully doing it to you atm.

5/13/2009 1:41:03 AM

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"because he's a faggot"

(as per thread title)

5/13/2009 1:41:52 AM

no way my mouth is near his ass

5/13/2009 1:42:29 AM

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"Salmon uncommon? Surely you jest. Salmon is annoyingly common, not to mention one of the least appetizing fish out there. People complain when any other fish tastes fishy, but salmon tastes that way naturally and people are enthralled with it. Salmon is a waste of fish. If you want good fish, try finding some black bass, some triggerfish, some monkfish, something that has an actual SEA flavor rather than the farm-fresh fishy essence that salmon carries. Hell, even something as simple to cook as trout (season, place in oiled pan, place in oven, wait for goodness) is better than salmon. Also, for the wine part, I don't know if you mean that your girlfriend likes SWEET wines or FRUITY wines, but if you are serving red meat, go with a Zinfandel, Shiraz, or Pinot Noir. Especially wines from Australia tend to be more on the fruity side of things. There are very few SWEET red wines, as the tannins that are in them tend to create that astringent flavor that i am guessing you are characterizing as "bitter". However, if you go with fish, there are plenty of whites that lean towards the sweet side of the flavor spectrum. I would suggest something like a Pinor Grigio or Sauvignon Blanc for something like salmon, if you choose to go with that. If you opted for something like scallops, the Sauvignon Blanc would also work, as would something like a Chardonnay that is lighter on the residual sugars."

5/13/2009 3:03:04 AM

Tuff? not even trying to be as such.

I just dig food and wine.

5/13/2009 3:04:10 AM

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"Why don't you go fuck yourself and die you fucking cow fart? You don't own this thread -- and you have no fucking right to suggest that others answer your questions the way you want them answered. Who the goddamn fuck do you think you are, anyway?"

5/13/2009 3:38:45 AM

5/13/2009 9:44:49 AM

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"There is a Tennessee Fan on TWW. His name is BeeJay0012. He has a small penis."

5/13/2009 9:59:17 AM

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"This thread is a perfect example of why TWW is garbage now"

5/18/2009 11:38:40 PM

predictability

5/18/2009 11:41:15 PM

^

5/18/2009 11:41:54 PM

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"BAIT AND SWITCH"

5/18/2009 11:42:47 PM

theres two things i like, party and kicking people in the face, so whats it gonna be?

5/18/2009 11:43:39 PM

Well you've already partied......

5/18/2009 11:44:38 PM

TUFF........EPIC.........ITT.............EXPOSED...............NERD ALERT

5/18/2009 11:46:30 PM

which one of you bitches likes to get drunk and fuck?

5/18/2009 11:48:50 PM

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"This thread is a perfect example of why TWW is garbage now"

5/18/2009 11:49:21 PM

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"tww sucks right now"

5/19/2009 2:10:29 AM

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"Be there or be fucking square this ones for keeps"

5/19/2009 3:29:36 AM

you idiots keep it up and see how quick you get that hammer




-gunzz

6/26/2009 1:22:33 PM

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"I DO WHAT I WANT"

ReceiveDeath

lol

6/26/2009 1:30:41 PM

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"Who the fuck is Spontaneous and why would I want to be him?"

Whoever said that is a punk.

6/26/2009 2:26:27 PM

I know I've said more tuff shit than anybody else on this shyte son, so go find it you motherfuckers.

6/26/2009 2:27:30 PM

Not doing your work for you.

6/26/2009 2:28:08 PM

TRYIN TO BE TUFF, HUH?

6/26/2009 2:28:48 PM

Quote :

"TRYIN TO BE TUFF, HUH?"

I stand corrected.

[Edited on June 26, 2009 at 2:30 PM. Reason : I suck.]

6/26/2009 2:30:33 PM

bttt for reference

6/29/2009 1:03:52 AM

oops

[Edited on June 29, 2009 at 1:27 AM. Reason : posted in wrong thread]

6/29/2009 1:27:01 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuff
Tuff (from the Italian "tufo") is a type of rock consisting of consolidated volcanic ash ejected from vents during a volcanic eruption. Tuff is sometimes called tufa, particularly when used as construction material, although tufa also refers to a quite different rock.

6/29/2009 1:27:47 AM

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"^^you, too, can gtfo of my thread if you roll your eyes at me again sir "

7/6/2009 1:12:14 AM

lolzzzzzzz

7/6/2009 1:12:43 AM

speaking of zzzzzzzzzz

7/6/2009 1:14:14 AM