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Random Chat with a Random Person, you can get some funny convos with this, it is great.

4/5/2009 2:04:48 AM

attn: users with less than 1000 posts

search before post!!!

4/5/2009 2:06:04 AM

You were just waiting until you got over 1000 to use that didnt you

4/5/2009 2:09:09 AM

yes n00b!

but you are one of the better n00bs here

4/5/2009 2:11:08 AM

you had to know tww would know about this already

4/5/2009 2:13:48 AM

yeah, i dont know what i was thinking, my bad guys

4/5/2009 2:21:07 AM

i support this thread, repetition is key

4/5/2009 2:24:03 AM

bttt because i just found out about this site and can see it has great comedic potential

oh yeah, and I wanted to demonstrate how to use the search function rather than posting a new thread. see, that wasn't hard now was it?

7/1/2009 1:48:13 PM

2 conversations later... this is fun

way to not be studying

7/1/2009 1:55:30 PM

I think I just talked to you Jen. Did you pretend to be a 17 year old girl from Russia?

7/1/2009 1:56:14 PM

^^^

the funniest thing is to be serious

have a serious conversation about your life or what you're doing

and do not fucking deviate

sort of deflect and agree with whatever nonsense is sent your way and then talk about your hopes and fears in life

excellent

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 1:56 PM. Reason : .]

7/1/2009 1:56:38 PM

no, i just got kicked off one for not wanting to cyber and another is yelling at me for the use of dingle-berry

7/1/2009 2:00:03 PM

Wow son, wow.

7/1/2009 2:01:11 PM

I just told the person my girlfriend left me for another guy -- they said "well at least you didn't find out she was gay" .. I responded "I'm a girl." and now it's all awkward

7/1/2009 2:02:45 PM

damn, this is a great waste of time. Nobody likes me!

7/1/2009 2:04:31 PM

I have figured out the best use for this site. I will have fun with this tonight:

Quote :

"Stranger: would you like to be my sex toy? You: sure. m or f? Stranger: m You: f here You: age? Stranger: 19 You: cool Stranger: what about you? You: 15 Stranger: virgin? You: no You: u? Stranger: no"

7/1/2009 2:05:59 PM

haha its like middle school and iam chat rooms all over again

7/1/2009 2:08:48 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ??? ??? ??? ???? ?
You: dirka dirka
Stranger: ?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what is that mean?
You: taco burrito?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you like dags?
Stranger: I will not speak English
You: como esta chuparse los dedos?
Stranger: Shut up
You: no you shut up
Stranger: I'm sorry
Stranger: I understand English, I inadvertently
You: its ok, a lot of people inadvertantly understand english

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 2:14 PM. Reason : .]

7/1/2009 2:09:42 PM

Quote :

"I just told the person my girlfriend left me for another guy -- they said "well at least you didn't find out she was gay" .. I responded "I'm a girl." and now it's all awkward"

Of course it did, you said another guy son. That implies you're a guy son! So then you turn around and say you're a girl son, but that doesn't work and now they know you're full of it son.

7/1/2009 2:13:35 PM

haha, this is fun!

7/1/2009 2:14:17 PM

oh sinigity snack

you got told

7/1/2009 2:14:19 PM

so is this like some "bot chat" thing


mine started off well


screen print to come

7/1/2009 2:15:21 PM

Stranger: AUTOMATED MESSAGE x6598: 32:2009: As required by Megan’s Law, Omegle.com is legally required to inform you that THE PERSON YOU ARE CHATTING WITH IS A FORMERLY CONVICTED CHILD SEX OFFENDER. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!]
Stranger: hello
You: niiiiiiiiiiice
You: hey there fella
Stranger: hahaha

7/1/2009 2:16:10 PM

LOLzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

7/1/2009 2:17:38 PM

nah, it's not a bot chat. it's with real people, just totally random.

now I just keep getting foreigners.

7/1/2009 2:18:29 PM

wtf

7/1/2009 2:18:44 PM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: what's this malarkey?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

7/1/2009 2:19:07 PM

the key is to ask their age and sex first, before they get a chance to ask you. that way you can know how you need to play it.

7/1/2009 2:19:53 PM

first person to get legit n00ds winz

7/1/2009 2:21:10 PM

better specify that its a girl

7/1/2009 2:23:02 PM

i got some n00ds off there





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[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 2:24 PM. Reason : e]

7/1/2009 2:24:14 PM

DAYUM SON!

7/1/2009 2:25:05 PM

Quote :

"DA YUM SON"

7/1/2009 2:25:34 PM

more like dim sum

7/1/2009 2:25:39 PM

ok, this one just grossed me out.

Quote :

"Stranger: hello You: hi You: asl Stranger: 12 f zimbabwe Stranger: wanna cyber?"

7/1/2009 2:27:14 PM

ZIMBABWE SON

7/1/2009 2:28:42 PM

chatting with a raleigh native

7/1/2009 2:28:54 PM

haha wow, i'm going to waste a lot of time on this

just talked to some chick in england

now some chick in brazil

7/1/2009 2:53:28 PM

does anything have to be downloaded for this to work? Just wondering, at work. this could come in handy on fridays

7/1/2009 2:57:07 PM

i think the number of males on this thing is too much


or at least the men are more eager to ask sex

7/1/2009 2:58:13 PM

You: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE] The user you are talking to is a registered sex offender in the state of North Carolina. Please do not provide any personal information. Please report inappropriate conversations to: http://omegle.com/offender
You: HI!
You: hello?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: hey
You: do you like candy?
Stranger: i love candy
You: grrreat
You: boy or girl
You: not that i care
Stranger: girl
You: do you drink milk everyday?
Stranger: i try to
You: i like girls with nice strong bones
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

7/1/2009 2:59:56 PM

Quote :

"You: hi Stranger: hii You: asl Stranger: I HATE FUCKING HORNY GUYS LOOKING FOR A GIRL"

7/1/2009 3:04:16 PM

I dunno why this is so funny to me

Quote :

"You: good music, eh? You: they sound poppy, with a name like Jonas Brothers Stranger: pop rock You: pop music died with Kurt Kobain You: Nirvana 4 lyfe Stranger: wow Stranger: jb for life Stranger: bye"

7/1/2009 3:04:26 PM

i can barely get past hey with some people

maybe if i typed like a 14 year old girl

7/1/2009 3:08:54 PM

Yeah, the whole point is to just fuck with people

7/1/2009 3:10:16 PM

Did this once when a bunch of 4Chan newfags were on, lulz were had

7/1/2009 3:11:36 PM

Quote :

"Stranger: me is cool Stranger: you'sa stoopid You: come on, is that the best you got? Stranger: ok then You: you're talking to a random stranger and you start out with me>you? Stranger: I surrender You: for fucks sake You: step your game up Stranger: ok Stranger: hands up! You: wtf? Stranger: pants down!"

7/1/2009 3:12:37 PM

*thread needs more chat script*

Stranger: JODI????
You: YESSS!!
Stranger: YAYYYYYYYYY
You: ROBERT????
Stranger: No.
You: ohh.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: heeeey waaadduuuup!
You: whoa
Stranger: aohw
You: asfdlwerou
Stranger: uorewldfsa
You: ifyouarereallythatboredthentrythisone2345oiashdjhw9592843asdfsadkfweroasdkjh213498sdfkasod2r398djasdf98uerljsdf
You: i'll be back in an hour

7/1/2009 3:12:38 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: heyy im just gunna come right out and say it . i dont wana cybersex anyone and im not horny or anythingg. i just like getting to know ppl . so if u dont agree with me just disconnect
You: dat's cool
Stranger: haha
You: Yea, that cyber thing can get weird and stuff.
Stranger: sure
You: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

7/1/2009 3:16:49 PM

Quote :

"Stranger: asL You: billy mays here and i have an offer for you! Stranger: im not from the US, that means nothing to me"

7/1/2009 3:16:52 PM