(this is not a parody thread)How to make your own home-distilled liquor(Disclaimer: Content in this thread is for informational, educational, or entertainment purposes only.)
2/21/2009 10:41:24 AM
a friend of mine makes fuel for his car. It's pretty good stuff.. I mean.. it really runs good in his car.
2/21/2009 10:51:15 AM
ive made a couple batches of 'shine beforetwas good
2/21/2009 12:30:34 PM
i have drank some shine cause some old dorm mates were from Appalachia
2/21/2009 1:51:15 PM
^lol... When a cop openly admits to having drank contraband liquor, it's time to legalize it...
2/22/2009 2:10:55 AM
2/22/2009 2:25:18 AM
well the guy making it for his car is violating gas tax laws. if hes caught he might have to pay some hefty fines.
2/22/2009 3:42:50 AM
2/22/2009 10:42:38 AM
i too, have partaken in this spirit called "shine"
2/23/2009 12:08:28 AM
My uncle sells it out of the farm back home. Comes in Apple and peach (that I've had). Sooo smooth, nice after taste... Terribly hard kick. Overall A++ experience
2/23/2009 12:15:40 PM
^As long as you hook up Republican18 with some, he won't bust your uncle. No one answered my question about moonshine:
2/23/2009 12:49:17 PM
bttt...Step 1: Legal issuesI, for one, think it's pretty fucked up that here in "the land of the free," we can't legally home-distill for personal use. In other countries, like new zealand, people enjoy the freedom to make liquor, while north carolina doesn't even allow the private sale of the stuff. I mean, the fucking prohibition party is still around. America has been hijacked by a bunch of religious nuts for too long. [/soapbox]
3/2/2009 10:57:23 AM
^ If this was something that a person was really serious about doing, they could just fill out the proper paperwork and pay the applicable taxes. It's not really that hard to do. As far as I know, the taxes are fairly low, especially if you're not producing commercial volumes.
3/2/2009 12:51:51 PM
did you not read all of this? that's hardly a little paperwork
3/2/2009 1:01:28 PM
^ Most of the requirements are actually quite reasonable, especially if you don't plan on burning your house down and flirting with blindness. Obviously, some of what you'll have to do is a pain and unnecessary if you don't plan on selling your booze. Distilling is not as easy as home brewing, but it's not impossible to legally pursue either. Also, unlike home brewing, there can be a real risk of bad things happening if someone doesn't know what their doing. Still explosions and methanol poisoning are very real risks when using home made equipment.
3/2/2009 1:44:38 PM
Also:
3/2/2009 2:13:04 PM
i wouldn't want to kiss those crusty bitches anyhow
3/9/2009 12:36:51 AM
^^ LOL I saw that pic the other dayEPIC IRONY
3/9/2009 1:16:35 AM
If i can remember right is not Vodka distilled from neutral spirts like grain, rye, or potatos. NOT sugar as this article indicates. I am certain sugar was not a readily avaliable commodity in distilling russian vodka during the 1700's.....
3/9/2009 8:34:46 AM
3/9/2009 8:43:30 AM
Better prohibition propaganda:[Edited on March 9, 2009 at 9:20 AM. Reason : -]
3/9/2009 9:19:33 AM
Step 2: Theory
5/27/2009 5:45:02 PM
I did it once before. It didn't turn out well.I mean, I ended up with something that was high % alcohol, but it took a long time, tasted kinda bad, cost &, and I was left with a decent mess to clean up.
5/28/2009 9:31:10 AM
5/28/2009 10:31:03 AM
That's why you go electric! amirite?
5/28/2009 11:00:30 AM
No.
5/28/2009 11:04:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRy8xppsh88 Matt Stillwell's "Shine" Music Video
5/29/2009 2:17:31 PM
RIP POPCORN
5/29/2009 6:24:29 PM
^^^^ Until some state attorney working for a broke state government sues to recover highway tax on your power bill.
5/29/2009 6:38:07 PM