Yeah, um, I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. *sigh*

2/11/2009 1:16:39 PM

I get that a lot.

2/11/2009 1:18:13 PM

heh a friend of mine got asked that at the pool this past summer and she is very self conscious about her weight - she didn't take it so well

2/11/2009 1:18:39 PM

6 months

2/11/2009 1:19:00 PM

18 weeks

2/11/2009 1:19:16 PM

tell them you just miscarried and start bawling.

2/11/2009 1:19:24 PM

ouch.

i'll never ask that question b/c this may happen.

2/11/2009 1:19:35 PM

I'm in my 42nd trimester.

2/11/2009 1:19:43 PM

easy solution = go to the gym.

2/11/2009 1:19:43 PM

If you get a tan it might make you look toned.

Pasty white skin only looks good on skinny chicks.

2/11/2009 1:19:48 PM

Oh damn that hurts!!!

That happened to this one girl while working at jcrew. She had on a dress we were selling and it had an empire waist and a pleated skirt. Customer comes in and was like OMG I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE PREGNANT!!!!

2/11/2009 1:20:08 PM

That's one of those questions you don't ask unless you are sure they are pregnant. Thank goodness for corsets.

2/11/2009 1:20:21 PM

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"easy solution = go to the gym"

yes, yes, i know....

2/11/2009 1:21:01 PM

"empire waist"?

Is that what you call those dresses with elastic just below the bustline? Those things are made for pregnant chicks and fatties trying to hide a gut. She was asking for that kind of reaction.

2/11/2009 1:22:11 PM

She said her name was rachel marie
And she was a piece
A piece of fine art like a piece of Lalique
She was unique, exquis-ite
Like X Y Z, she was complete
And I think she like butterflies,
Because she got one on her upper thigh
And her face is like summertime
Birthday the same month of mine,
With a different sign

2/11/2009 1:23:36 PM

i ask to find out if i need a rubber or not

2/11/2009 1:25:13 PM

oh snap

2/11/2009 1:26:30 PM

one night when I didn't want to go out and got dragged out and i didn't want to talk to guys i kept telling them we were drinking and celebrating because i just found out I was preggers. it was hilarious.

2/11/2009 1:26:44 PM

Haha, I got that once last summer...I think it's more embarassing to the person asking you than it is to you when you say you're just fat.

2/11/2009 1:27:32 PM

the wife is 25 weeks (i think)....does that count?

2/11/2009 1:28:32 PM

i am 7 weeks

2/11/2009 1:33:46 PM

i'm 11 months in and it feels like i'm about to pop

2/11/2009 1:34:11 PM

i'd hit it, rachelmarie


i wouldnt even mind if i got one by the goalie.

2/11/2009 1:50:48 PM

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"heh a friend of mine got asked that at the pool this past summer and she is very self conscious about her weight - she didn't take it so well"

holy shit, you have friends that are fat? do you make fun of them all the time?

2/11/2009 1:51:32 PM

^why so srs?

2/11/2009 2:44:02 PM

heh i do have friends that are fat - but this one isn't - can't find a picture of her in a bathing suit on facebook but this is one of her from this past summer - that's her on the right



it was based on something she said that the other person overheard and took it completely wrong - that and she was wearing something very free flowing

and no i don't make fun of them - evan you are just special - didn't your mom tell you that enough or is that why you crave attention still

2/11/2009 2:45:39 PM

has she peed on a stick yet? she looks like she definitely could be.

I've seen quite a few in my time. you can tell by the pixels.

[Edited on February 11, 2009 at 4:22 PM. Reason : .]

2/11/2009 4:21:45 PM

im surprised nobody has every asked me this

2/11/2009 4:28:10 PM

jen you dont look pregnant, you look like a girls volleyball coach.

big difference

2/11/2009 4:50:02 PM