Go.

First off should be an easy one:

Slut tricks a bunch of dudes into flyying halfway around the goddamn world in order to figure out which deadbeat fucked her whore of a mother 20 years ago while shitty music plays in the background the whole time.

12/30/2008 6:36:55 PM

Oceans 11

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12/30/2008 6:37:38 PM

Oceans 10

12/30/2008 6:38:44 PM

oh i guess i'll do the next one since i won.

Deaf chick is adopted by bat shit insane drugged woman who's married to a guy who's fucking their daughter. Deaf chick is a fucking piano prodigy but gets made fun of because shes deaf. Daughter gets tired of bwning the dad so she and the deaf chick kill the shit out of him before lezzing out at the end. Mother takes blame because she was so drugged out that she thought she killed him. The End

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12/30/2008 6:40:27 PM

This isn't that Mama Mia movie or whatever?

12/30/2008 6:42:44 PM

Mama Mia

12/30/2008 6:43:12 PM

Mama Mia would be the correct answer, I'm fucking tired of seeing the commercials for the dvd

oh and ^^^The Piano obviously

12/30/2008 6:45:01 PM

double post

[Edited on December 30, 2008 at 6:45 PM. Reason : ]

12/30/2008 6:45:01 PM

Here's one:

A faggot whore wants to get outta town with his butt buddy and the only way he can get out is to cut his schlong off and become a woman. The doctor fucks up the surgery and now he's a tranny. When she gets outta town, her lover abandons her and her mangled, disgusting excuse for a body. Now she forms a band and rocks out, then finds a teenage boy who she bangs. Finally, the young boy steals all of the bands songs and becomes famous for performing them while the band sucks in obscurity and the main characters misses her cock.

12/30/2008 6:57:07 PM

^ Ratatouille?

12/30/2008 10:08:20 PM

two days later, the hole closed up

12/30/2008 10:09:02 PM

Hedwig and the Angry Inch

FTW

12/30/2008 10:09:38 PM

MINE WAS NOT THE PIANO

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12/30/2008 10:10:49 PM

"make me feel goooooood"

12/30/2008 10:20:04 PM

^^ haha okay I've never seen the piano so I don't actually know

12/30/2008 10:50:55 PM

ttt

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1/23/2009 1:07:47 PM

I love that movie

1/23/2009 1:11:18 PM

Quote :

"Hedwig and the Angry Inch"

great movie. even better soundtrack.

what's next?

1/23/2009 1:13:19 PM

Here we go:









[Edited on January 23, 2009 at 1:19 PM. Reason : ]

1/23/2009 1:18:53 PM

^ Signs

too easy

1/23/2009 1:29:25 PM

so this little bitch sheister gets popped for slingin and he's about to get thrown into jail. him and some buddies go to some bars and shit, one's a fucking clown who's obsessed with and may be fucking the sheister's big tittied rican girl. a fat ham hock goose who was the sheisters muscle gets brained for being a snitch. the other buddy is a pedophile who wants to get wet from a skank in the high school class he teaches, then gets crazy butt hurt when they kiss in the pisser. sheister convinces clown to beat the ever living shit out of him so he wont get ass raped in jail. sheister's mick father may or may not have been an accomplace to running from the jail sentence

the most epic race rant ever.

1/23/2009 1:30:44 PM

An epic struggle of a man who desperately needs to call his wife but can't because a large assassin is on the phone and won't get off despite the others man's pleas. The assassin eventually tires of the man begging him to "GET OFF...THE PHONE" and punches him in the face before continuing his journey to Colorado to track down the culprits who stole his money.

1/23/2009 1:33:16 PM

^ phone booth?

1/23/2009 1:41:47 PM

^^ Dumb and Dumber

1/23/2009 2:03:22 PM

25th hour?

1/23/2009 2:09:23 PM

the 2nd one was The Quiet

1/23/2009 2:10:02 PM

^^yes sir

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1/23/2009 2:10:12 PM

the 25th hour sucked cock

ed norton's career low point

1/23/2009 2:16:47 PM

dive save with the race rant and the rosario dawson stripper scenes

[Edited on January 23, 2009 at 2:18 PM. Reason : i mean what movie with tony saragusa isnt going to be badass]

1/23/2009 2:17:49 PM

I prefer Death to Smoochy

1/23/2009 2:20:05 PM

Should be easy:

All these people fuck throughout the entire movie.



And another:

This dude gets pissed off because he can't do his fuckin job and everybody hates him for it. He steals from his former employer and they hire this dude to find the stolen shit. Turns out the guy that can't do his fuckin job was in on the whole hunt for the stolen shit and nobody found out till the end.

[Edited on January 23, 2009 at 2:29 PM. Reason : another yo]

1/23/2009 2:23:54 PM

boogie nights!

1/23/2009 2:25:33 PM

Naw mang, more fuckin than that

1/23/2009 2:29:45 PM

eyes wide shut?

1/23/2009 2:32:13 PM

Correctamundo, for the first one

1/23/2009 2:33:20 PM

a guy that looks kinda like dweedle enjoys reading the bible and eating potato products with unusual condiments. he's spent most of his adult life in some kind of institution but has recently become a free man. he takes up residence with a young woman and her son but has a disagreement with the women's abusive boyfriend that takes a violent turn at the end of the movie.

1/23/2009 2:35:00 PM

Sling blade mm hmm

Slave famous, are you just copying the back of dvd cases or something

1/23/2009 2:36:50 PM

no im just descriptive as fuck with my descriptions

unlike you 'all these people fuck throughout the entire move"...really creative fuck face

1/23/2009 2:38:26 PM

I don't think that's the purpose of the thread



and pilgrimshoes got it within 2 tries...

[Edited on January 23, 2009 at 2:41 PM. Reason : ghfghj]

1/23/2009 2:39:42 PM

fine ass cock try this on for size

a faggot cocksucker goes to jail and gets fucked in his creamy white asshole by two black faggot cocksuckers with huge cocks and no lube and no condom and then tries to make some fucking kind of fucking agreement with one of the fucking black motherfuckers with a huge cock who previously fucked him in the ass with no lube and no condom. they eventually form a fucking alliance of sorts and this other faggot fucking white guy who is circumcised and has fairly big balls try to foil their fucking plan but the black motherfucker and the other white motherfucker see thru his plan and escape from prison, but now before the black fuck fucks the white fuck in the ass one more time with no lube and no condom. Once outside, the other white fuck reveals he was in on the plan the whole time, and both white fucks and the black fuck (the one who fucked the one white fuck in the ass with no lube and no condom) start up a fucking business together and make lots of fucking money and live happily the fuck ever fucking after

1/23/2009 2:46:46 PM

Let's Go to Prison

Yes, I blame myself for the movie choice, but at least I didn't laugh during the movie like Brian did

1/23/2009 2:48:56 PM

we saw some real shit at that dollar fifty place

legs go to prison, children of men, scary movie 4, etc...


the only good one I remember was The Prestige

1/23/2009 2:51:03 PM

I wasn't there for scary movie 4

I tried to watch that on tbs but they had commercials every 5 min so I had to change the channel (+ it was terrible)

1/23/2009 2:53:09 PM

I think it must have been HJ I saw that with

He was such a douche, he would pay for my movie and then say I could buy his drink and popcorn to be even

like 1.50 = 9 bucks

fag

1/23/2009 2:54:48 PM

no one is gonna try my 2nd one?

1/23/2009 5:16:57 PM