If anyone sees this stupid cunt, please kick her ass for me

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Heather, me and some of her friends decided to go to the club last night and obviously we pregamed before we went since we arent 21. I blacked out while at the club. I woke up this morning and my forehead is swollen and cut up. My nose was bleeding. There is a pebble stuck in my hand. My back is beat all to hell. I have cuts and bruises everywhere. I found out through voicemails this cunt left on my phone that on the car ride home she threw me out of the car (it is rumored through my brother/her fuck buddy that i was kicked out while that car was going) because I didnt have my seatbelt on. She left me stranded on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere. I was lost walking around Cary/Raleigh for 45 min. She wouldnt come back to get me. After falling down multiple times and almost falling off the side of this bridge, I finally collasped on the side of the bridge. I finally was able to get in touch with my brother but I had no idea where I was at. I had to walk up to some random house at almost 2 in the morning and ask for directions. I had no idea what he was saying so he thankfully gave me a ride to meet up with my brothers. Stupid cunt kept blowing up my phone once I got to my friends place threatening to kill me, etc. To make it worse this stupid cunt wont give me back my phone charger, three of my outfits and my work shoes left at her place. And the cunt keyed my fucking car. And after all this shit she tried to get my brothe to come over to her place to fuck her because none of the guys in her building wanted to since shes a disgusting bitch (seriously there is only one guy in her apartment building that she hasn't fucked). She's fucking lucky as hell no one tried to pick me up on the side of the road and that guy's house i went to didnt try to rape/murder me. This bitch is fucking insane and if I see her out I will take care of the situation. But if you see her before I do, please kick her ass for me. Thanks.

[Edited on December 19, 2008 at 2:42 PM. Reason : .]

[Edited on December 19, 2008 at 3:10 PM. Reason : .]

12/19/2008 2:41:14 PM

o shi

12/19/2008 2:41:30 PM

OFFICIAL BITCH CALL OUT

12/19/2008 2:42:24 PM

summary please

12/19/2008 2:42:41 PM

i wouldnt be too upset

you already looked like you were tossed out of a moving vehicle before this happened

12/19/2008 2:42:45 PM

hahaaaaaaaaaaaa

i needed something to pass the day quicker
it was either going to have to be another dick on an overpass
or a bitch callout

12/19/2008 2:43:07 PM

this is why you don't get black-out drunk.

12/19/2008 2:43:09 PM

I've got a million stories like that one, guy. You'll get over it.

12/19/2008 2:43:19 PM

You should have been wearing your seatbelt.

12/19/2008 2:44:43 PM

I believe there is a part of the story we're missing.

12/19/2008 2:45:01 PM

awesome

12/19/2008 2:45:46 PM

STUPID

CUNT,

PLEASE

12/19/2008 2:45:58 PM

Quote :

" WHOOP THAT TRICK"

12/19/2008 2:46:07 PM

oh snap.

12/19/2008 2:46:19 PM

WOOOO LET'S GO OUT TONIGHT GUYZ AND GET TOTALLY TRASHEDDDD



I'M SO GONNA BLACK-OUT

12/19/2008 2:46:30 PM

i hope hh is on tww

12/19/2008 2:47:25 PM

me too - i heard she puts out

12/19/2008 2:48:04 PM

^ the dnl part?

12/19/2008 2:48:19 PM

All I can envision is a drunken oompaloompa stumbling down the side of the road

12/19/2008 2:48:39 PM

Waking up and not knowing where you are with mysterious pains is a college right of passage.

12/19/2008 2:49:08 PM

in on page 1

12/19/2008 2:49:27 PM

maam? why u in my shower!?

12/19/2008 2:50:01 PM

blog

no one cares about your stupid problems you bulldyke

12/19/2008 2:50:04 PM

thats my sympathy shot. its better than yours

12/19/2008 2:50:08 PM

wtf is going on in the 2nd pic? is she at a gyno?

12/19/2008 2:50:28 PM

hello-ello-ello-ello-ello

12/19/2008 2:52:15 PM

I hope the OP knows that posting personal violent threats on message boards is now a crime. I'm going to forward this thread to the Office of Student Conduct. Enjoy your visit by Paul Cousins.

http://www.ncga.state.nc.us/EnactedLegislation/Statutes/HTML/BySection/Chapter_14/GS_14-196.3.html

Quote :

"14-196.3. Cyberstalking. (a) The following definitions apply in this section: (1) Electronic communication. – Any transfer of signs, signals, writing, images, sounds, data, or intelligence of any nature, transmitted in whole or in part by a wire, radio, computer, electromagnetic, photoelectric, or photo-optical system. (2) Electronic mail. – The transmission of information or communication by the use of the Internet, a computer, a facsimile machine, a pager, a cellular telephone, a video recorder, or other electronic means sent to a person identified by a unique address or address number and received by that person. (b) It is unlawful for a person to: (1) Use in electronic mail or electronic communication any words or language threatening to inflict bodily harm to any person or to that person's child, sibling, spouse, or dependent, or physical injury to the property of any person, or for the purpose of extorting money or other things of value from any person. (2) Electronically mail or electronically communicate to another repeatedly, whether or not conversation ensues, for the purpose of abusing, annoying, threatening, terrifying, harassing, or embarrassing any person. (3) Electronically mail or electronically communicate to another and to knowingly make any false statement concerning death, injury, illness, disfigurement, indecent conduct, or criminal conduct of the person electronically mailed or of any member of the person's family or household with the intent to abuse, annoy, threaten, terrify, harass, or embarrass. (4) Knowingly permit an electronic communication device under the person's control to be used for any purpose prohibited by this section. (c) Any offense under this section committed by the use of electronic mail or electronic communication may be deemed to have been committed where the electronic mail or electronic communication was originally sent, originally received in this State, or first viewed by any person in this State. (d) Any person violating the provisions of this section shall be guilty of a Class 2 misdemeanor."

[Edited on December 19, 2008 at 3:07 PM. Reason : ]

12/19/2008 2:52:42 PM

should have waited past the edit timeframe

12/19/2008 2:53:12 PM

^lawl


fail

12/19/2008 2:53:18 PM

12/19/2008 2:53:33 PM

Print Screen for the win.

12/19/2008 2:54:19 PM

communicating threats

12/19/2008 2:55:29 PM

12/19/2008 2:56:27 PM

Be sure to let us know when you find out what you did to make her so angry.

12/19/2008 2:58:43 PM

Quote :

"I believe there is a part of the story we're missing."

There are difinitely holes in this story...

WHY did she REALLY kick you out of her car?

WHY did she refuse to get you?

WHY does this girl hate you so much?

12/19/2008 2:59:59 PM

probably because black-out drunks are almost always really fucking annoying and useless.

12/19/2008 3:01:16 PM

WHY haven't you responded to anyone yet?

12/19/2008 3:01:26 PM

Yeah, there are always two sides to every story. Get her to get on here and tell her side.

12/19/2008 3:02:07 PM

Quote :

"probably because black-out drunks are almost always really fucking annoying and useless."

this is also a great point

12/19/2008 3:03:28 PM

she hasn't responded because she has posters remorse. I've done that before.

12/19/2008 3:04:12 PM

12/19/2008 3:04:21 PM

in on the first motherfucking motherfucking fucked page

12/19/2008 3:05:03 PM

Are you going to be selling tickets for your next encounter with her? Can we all watch the fight?

12/19/2008 3:06:11 PM

as stated above, according to the voicemails she left on my phone last night she kicked me out of the car because i wasnt wearing my seatbelt. i fucking despise seatbelts and will not wear them. she had a problem with that.

12/19/2008 3:06:23 PM

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=588863723&ref=nf#/profile.php?id=1398660824&v=info&viewas=784540654

12/19/2008 3:06:45 PM

you sound pretty bright

12/19/2008 3:07:06 PM

Quote :

"i fucking despise seatbelts and will not wear them."

lol, the hilarity continues.

12/19/2008 3:07:24 PM

embed - no FB at werk

12/19/2008 3:07:26 PM

Quote :

"I hope the OP knows that posting personal violent threats on message boards is now a crime. I'm going to forward this thread to the Office of Student Conduct. Enjoy your visit by Paul Cousins."

c'mon OP, you're in for a shitty ride

12/19/2008 3:07:33 PM

She's only got 4 minutes to save the world! edit her post

[Edited on December 19, 2008 at 3:08 PM. Reason : lol]

12/19/2008 3:08:43 PM