12/12/2008 11:45:32 AM

dude, you had me going.

12/12/2008 11:50:37 AM

damnit i fell for a nigger joke!

12/12/2008 4:40:51 PM

terrible Jaguar accident

Quote :

"DENVER – A zookeeper died Saturday after a 140-pound jaguar mauled her in the doorway of its exhibit, and the big cat was fatally shot when it approached emergency workers treating the injured woman, the zoo said. The zookeeper, whose name was not immediately released, was taken to a Denver hospital, where she died, police spokesman Sonny Jackson said. The park closed after the shooting. It planned to reopen Sunday, but the feline building was to remain closed, officials said. “We are deeply saddened by this loss,” said zoo President and CEO Clayton Freiheit, adding that the zoo sends its condolences to her family. “This keeper was a part of our family and we too are grieving the loss of one of our own,” he said. "

12/12/2008 5:10:47 PM

LOL

12/13/2008 8:48:19 AM

zing!

12/13/2008 7:28:18 PM

i lold

12/13/2008 8:46:04 PM

haha fucker

12/13/2008 9:23:25 PM