...either by the terrorists if Obama wins, or by the Obama supporters in the inner cities if McCain wins.

I'd rather the latter option because anyone who would riot is a complete retard and could easily be outsmarted where as the terrorists actually have intelligence, dedication, and a shit ton of resources.

I can't wait!!

11/3/2008 5:44:36 PM

11/3/2008 5:45:13 PM

Well while you're smacking your forehead I'll be preparing.

11/3/2008 5:46:17 PM

Are you this much of a living, breathing parody?

Really?

11/3/2008 5:46:45 PM

A woman in my complex told me that the Muslims were going to go around and start asking if you were Christian, and if you say yes, they are going to cut your head off.

*True story

11/3/2008 5:47:14 PM

^ aha, you should have heard some of the shit being talked about at work today. Even I was all

11/3/2008 5:48:22 PM

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"terrorists actually have intelligence, dedication, and a shit ton of resources."

You heard it here first- mytwocents admires terrorists! From the comparison he made, suggesting they were better than about half the electorate, it is clear that he isn't proud of America and prefers the company of terrorists.

[Edited on November 3, 2008 at 5:53 PM. Reason : I R Serious]

11/3/2008 5:52:37 PM

Um..... if you are implying that I am implying that Obama is a muslim, I am not at all. I am implying that the ability of terrorists to exploit our countries security will skyrocket when Obama/Biden are in office....even Biden said so himself.

As for the riots, I've lived through them once before when the 'wrong' people were voted.

11/3/2008 5:54:47 PM

No, I'm talking about where you said terrorists were smart, dedicated, and resourceful.

11/3/2008 5:56:38 PM

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"Um..... if you are implying that I am implying that Obama is a muslim, I am not at all. I am implying that the ability of terrorists to exploit our countries security will skyrocket when Obama/Biden are in office....even Biden said so himself."

Yeah the terrorists are waiting anxiously for Obama to win so they can launch their attacks immediately.

11/3/2008 6:00:00 PM

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"You heard it here first- mytwocents admires terrorists! From the comparison he made, suggesting they were better than about half the electorate, it is clear that he isn't proud of America and prefers the company of terrorists. "

First, I'm a SHE.

Second, um...anyone that would elect to RIOT because of an election outcome in which the act of the rioting would do nothing but end up costing everyone more money when shit was destroyed and stolen is indeed a fucking retard. I'm not talking about EVERYONE who votes for Obama, I'm talking about a certain group.

Third, are you saying that bypassing our countries military, CIA, FBI, NSA is easily done by idiots? Are you saying that people who are willing to spend their lives to doing nothing but preparing to blow themselves up is a sign of a lack of dedication? That having enough money to buy and use whatever resources available to complete your plan isn't a sign of having unlimited resources?

So if you're asking which group of people I'd rather have attack me, YES, I'd rather have the moronic idiots who riot come after me than the highly successful terrorists.

11/3/2008 6:03:03 PM

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" I'm talking about a certain group."

Gee I wonder which group you're talking about.

11/3/2008 6:03:40 PM

^Gee, I wonder if I'm talking about a group of morons.... If they DON'T riot, then they don't fit into the group....if they DO riot, then they are indeed part of the group. I don't know what's so hard to understand about that. If all the women in this country who voted for McCain/Palin riot if they don't win, then it will be THAT group who is the morons.

11/3/2008 6:06:13 PM

People who riot didn't grow up with a silver spoon in their mouths. Just a heads up.

11/3/2008 6:09:55 PM

So you're saying that if you grew up less than wealthy, you have every right and in fact SHOULD riot?

11/3/2008 6:11:15 PM

Holy shit you're retarded.

11/3/2008 6:11:45 PM

Holy shit you're retarded.

11/3/2008 6:14:37 PM

Well I'm not sure what you're saying...but feel free to call me an idiot and not explain anything as this surely will result in a healthy debate.

11/3/2008 6:15:18 PM

I hate this stupid bitch

[Edited on November 3, 2008 at 6:15 PM. Reason : not really because she's obviously not real]

11/3/2008 6:15:31 PM

mytwocents = Mrs. Dubose from To Kill A Mockingbird?

11/3/2008 6:16:41 PM

And this is the reason why shit will never get done in this country... Rather then explain to me a statement that YOU (str8) made, you just call me names and call it a day.

11/3/2008 6:17:40 PM

Not one i-ota!

11/3/2008 6:19:53 PM

Mytwocents, get the fuck off this message board. You're worthless.

11/3/2008 6:21:46 PM

So basically what you guys are saying is that because I think that people (and by people I mean anyone who falls into this group) who riot because they didn't get their own way, are fucking morons, I'm clearly a wicked old witch because I don't approve of them?

11/3/2008 6:21:56 PM

No one is going to riot. McCain is not going to win.

If he does win, yes, there would be riots, because it would be indicative of voter fraud. There is no way McCain can win when every single poll shows Obama up by a huge margin in nearly every state.

11/3/2008 6:23:24 PM

11/3/2008 6:25:45 PM

Well if polls were accurate 100% of the time then I guess we wouldn't need to vote... There was already an argument about polling which I don't think anyone wants to get into again but there are too many things that make it unreliable to use as a definite of anything and in fact can cause the actual outcome to be the opposite. I don't think McCain is going to win either....and I'm not gonna be crying about it because I don't like him either, I'm simply stating what I believe to be a fact of either outcome.

11/3/2008 6:28:49 PM

what in the world are you talking about

11/3/2008 6:29:58 PM

If you think we're somehow going to be "incredibly vulnerable" to terrorist attack when Obama steps into the Oval office. You're an idiot.

Please let me know how he is going to somehow cause all of our military, national security, homeland security, local police, and other forces to fail on a nationwide level.

Please, explain that to me.

11/3/2008 6:30:22 PM

why would the terrorists strike tomorrow if Obama wins, when he isn't even sworn in until January 20th.

11/3/2008 6:30:49 PM

They won't. She is just being a race-baiting, bigoted whore.

11/3/2008 6:31:08 PM

for wilso:


ME: "Tomorrow Night I'll Be Preparing For an Attack... by the Obama supporters in the inner cities if McCain wins."


God: "No one is going to riot. McCain is not going to win.
If he does win, yes, there would be riots, because it would be indicative of voter fraud. There is no way McCain can win when every single poll shows Obama up by a huge margin in nearly every state."


ME: "Well if polls were accurate 100% of the time then I guess we wouldn't need to vote... There was already an argument about polling which I don't think anyone wants to get into again but there are too many things that make it unreliable to use as a definite of anything and in fact can cause the actual outcome to be the opposite. I don't think McCain is going to win either....and I'm not gonna be crying about it because I don't like him either, I'm simply stating what I believe to be a fact of either outcome."

11/3/2008 6:34:12 PM

m2c, definitely start duct-taping your doors and windows because by your reasoning, it looks like there will be a terrorist attack. If you see any brown people wearing overcoats this fall, definitely freak out and run away as fast as possible.

You might want to stock up on guns and ammo as well, since civilization is likely to break down within a year of an Obama presidency. Tinfoil hats may come in handy, too.

[Edited on November 3, 2008 at 6:36 PM. Reason : 2]

11/3/2008 6:34:24 PM

I know she is. I am just questioning her knowledge of civics now.

11/3/2008 6:34:26 PM

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"First, I'm a SHE."

Ah see I assumed you were a guy because the delusional nonsense you were spouting is something I thought could only come from someone in whom chronic masturbation had lead to a severe magnesium, calcium, and potassium deficiency. While I don't doubt that a woman is perfectly capable of chronic masturbation, such activity would not lead to your current state of mental incapacitation. I do apologize if my supposition of mineral deficiencies lead me to assume you were male.

It is obviously silly to attempt to excuse your current state by blaming diet and ejaculate- doing so only serves to cheapen your struggle. I have always admired the struggle of disadvantaged individuals such as yourself and have to admit a small bit of jealousy for both the incredible courage you display and the comforting bliss your condition allows you at times. Despite the derisive and rude comments we may make about those like yourself, be assured that all of you do retain a very special place in our hearts.

11/3/2008 6:36:54 PM

I never said the attack would happen tomorrow night...But it will happen sometime in the next 4 years. That's my point. If you guys tell me that the roles and procedures that the CIA, FBI and NSA play in the 'war against terrorism' has absolutely nothing to do with the person in office, then I'll certainly feel a lot more at ease.

11/3/2008 6:38:03 PM

Personal attacks are very helpful in an argument Chary...now I guess I should call you an inbred retard and we'll call this a wash?

[Edited on November 3, 2008 at 6:41 PM. Reason : always thought it was Charlie..... guess I never cared enough to pay attention]

11/3/2008 6:40:47 PM

^ Why not put your prediction in the form of a quatrain so we can take it even less seriously. If an attack does occur in 4 years, you'll blame it on Obama's presidency regardless of the complex reasons involved. If it doesn't, you'll either forget you even made this assinine prediction or blame a later attack on imagined weakening of the US security apparatus under his prior administration. This kind of fortune telling that you are engaged in is unhealthy and borderline delusional.

If you want to argue how he'd make us less safe, go ahead and do that. Tell us what policies of his you believe would cause that. If you want to keep playing a white-hooded Nostradamus then don't be surprised when you get some excessively cruel backlash.

^

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"always thought it was Charlie..... guess I never cared enough to pay attention]"

Hah, and people are supposed to look at your profile to bother figuring out what genitals you carry around? Your indignation would have been more reasonable if English had a non-offensive gender-neutral pronoun. I do hope you know I'm not serious about almost anything I said, well except for those two paragraphs right up there. I'm sure you're not retarded and are entirely responsible for forming and considering the things that come out of your mouth. That's why you should be verbally lashed for them. Were you retarded there would be no reason to chastise you.

[Edited on November 3, 2008 at 6:50 PM. Reason : ]

11/3/2008 6:45:56 PM

Hey m2c, I was thinking, we should start a militia together. Because when civilization breaks down and rabid niggars and muslims are running wild, we'll need to stick together in order to avoid getting eaten alive.

What do you think we should call our militia? I'm thinking that an ultra-patriotic name would be really sweet. But we gotta make it sound vicious to instill fear in the dark hearts of those crazy black jihadists. How about "The Original American Ninja Avengers"? We could dress in all black and have samurai swords and ninja stars and shit. Or maybe just like american flag-colored ninja suits. Holy shit I'm getting a boner just thinking about how sweet that would look.

[Edited on November 3, 2008 at 6:51 PM. Reason : 2]

11/3/2008 6:46:08 PM

Who was President the last time the terrorists attacked inside the United States. Oh, that's right, George W. Bush. now, shut the fuck up. If the terrorists want to attack, they will attack no matter who is president.

11/3/2008 6:46:28 PM

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"Hey m2c, I was thinking, we should start a militia together. Because when civilization breaks down and rabid niggars and muslims are running wild, we'll need to stick together in order to avoid getting eaten alive. "

Comedy gold

11/3/2008 6:47:51 PM

Its Los Angeles, I wouldn't put it past those ruffians to riot, AGAIN.

11/3/2008 6:55:44 PM

Well I'll concede that perhaps I didn't think through my statement about being attacked in the next 4 years carefully enough because yes, the last time we were attacked a republican was in office...however I think that it goes without saying that the majority of the planning started long before he was in office and for the prior 8 years it was Clinton. And if I recall, Clinton had Bin Laden's fate in his hands and he let him go... It is my opinion that if the same situation were to arise today, a democratic president would go out of his way to make nice and play fair with him where as a republican president wouldn't take the chance. It's a question of how we want to be perceived by the rest of the world when in reality, it doesn't matter because we lose both ways...either we are the powerful and mean superpower who is trying to rule the world or we are the pieces of shit superpower that is doing nothing to help the world.... That being the case, if it came down to being to it, I'd choose the former.

11/3/2008 6:56:29 PM

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"however I think that it goes without saying that the majority of the planning started long before he was in office and for the prior 8 years it was Clinton"

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"If it doesn't, you'll either forget you even made this assinine prediction or blame a later attack on imagined weakening of the US security apparatus under his prior administration. This kind of fortune telling that you are engaged in is unhealthy and borderline delusional."

Hmmm how do I preserve my worldview in the face of reality?

11/3/2008 6:58:52 PM

You're right...and to be honest with you, I hope 100% that I am wrong and simply making foolish statements in an effort to be a fortune teller.

Just FYI, I voted Kerry last time around and Gore the time before that. I guess I felt a little more comfortable voting for someone who had more than a couple years of experience. Like I said, I don't LIKE McCain but I'd certainly feel safer if he were President.

11/3/2008 7:03:11 PM

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"the majority of the planning started long before he was in office and for the prior 8 years it was Clinton. And if I recall, Clinton had Bin Laden's fate in his hands and he let him go"

This is incorrect.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreign_policy_of_the_Clinton_Administration#Counterterrorism_and_Osama_bin_Laden

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"Clinton’s Counter-terrorism Center began drafting a plan to ambush bin Laden’s compound in Kandahar."

Quote :

"The senior management of the CIA was skeptical of the [plan to capture Osama bin Laden], and despite objections, canceled the operation, fearing that the risk to their operatives and financial costs were too high. It is unclear whether or not Clinton was aware of the plan."

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"On August 20, Clinton ordered the military to fire cruise missiles at the camp and a pharmaceutical factory in Khartoum, where bin Laden was suspected of manufacturing biological weapons. While the military hit their targets, bin Laden was not killed. The CIA estimated that they had missed bin Laden by “a few hours.”"

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"After the attacks failed, Clinton moved his focus to diplomatic pressure. On the advice of the State Department, Clinton encouraged Pakistan, whose military intelligence agency was a patron of the Taliban, to pressure the Taliban to remove bin Laden. After numerous meetings with Pakistani Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif, the Pakistani’s would still not cooperate. Sharif eventually agreed to allow the Unites States to train Pakistani special forces to find bin Laden. When Sharif was ousted by Pervez Musharraf, the plan was abandoned."

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"In August 1999, Clinton signed a Memorandum of Notification ordering the CIA to develop another plan to capture bin Laden, and giving the CIA the authority to order bin Laden be killed."

And that was the end of that. So, you have Clinton trying to get Bin Laden multiple times. Bush gets into office, doesn't do shit... and...

11/3/2008 7:10:02 PM

god DAMN m2c got a tongue lashing in here

you should probably leave for a while

11/3/2008 7:13:22 PM

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"I'd certainly feel safer if he were President."

Congrats on buying into all of the fear-mongering bullshit of the last 8 years.


ALERT LEVEL ORANGE! HIGH RISK OF TERRORIST ATTACKS!

11/3/2008 7:13:32 PM

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"I guess I felt a little more comfortable voting for someone who had more than a couple years of experience. Like I said, I don't LIKE McCain but I'd certainly feel safer if he were President. "

It's good to see that the GOP fear tactics still work on at least a few people

For the 2010 midterms I think they need to kick it up a notch. Enough about the gays and terrorists. I'm thinking the growing threat of demons, man-animal hybrids and philandering pro athletes should be the new hot-button issues to whip the base into a frenzy and scare the electorate into voting GOP across the board. Bonus points if they can somehow link drug-resistant staph infections to the democrats.

[Edited on November 3, 2008 at 7:15 PM. Reason : 2]

11/3/2008 7:14:54 PM

Seriously? You're worried about liberals rioting? Do you realize that there are a lot of people out there who believe that Barack bin Laden is running for President? They live in such a distorted version of reality, that what is about to happen tomorrow isn't even possible in their wildest nightmares. They can't even fathom the possibility that this black muslim supporter of communist Russia could possibly be elected President. Aren't you worried about what those loonies will do? They are not only more numerous than the people who would riot if McCain won, but far more scary and dangerous.

11/3/2008 7:16:00 PM