Again, someone please fix today's joke. I may have mentioned it before. It's the one where the blonde is putting together the "puzzle" and it says it's corn flakes.

Corn flakes have a rooster on the front, NOT A TIGER!

Tony the Tiger is on FROSTED FLAKES.

The difference is subtle, I know, but either say she is eating Frosted Flakes or change the animal to rooster. Because technically, they aren't corn flakes.

7/11/2002 4:26:31 PM

From a lost chapter in the Book of Genesis: Where Dogs Come From...

> > Adam was walking in the garden and cried out to God, "You used to walk with me every day. Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonely here, and it is difficult for me to remember how much you love me."
And God said, "I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of
how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and
will love you as I do, in spite of yourself."
And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam. And it was a good animal. And God as pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and it wagged its tail. And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."
And God said, "Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG."
And Dog lived with Adam and was a companion to him and loved him. And Adam was comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail.
after a while, it came to pass that Adam's guardian angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam has become filled with pride. He struts and preens like a peacock and he believes he is worthy of
adoration. Dog has indeed taught him that he is loved, but perhaps too well."
And the Lord said, "I will create for him a companion who will be with him forever and who will see him as he is. The companion will remind him of his limitations, so he will know that he is not always
worthy of adoration."
And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam. And Cat would not obey Adam. And when Adam gazed into Cat's eyes, he was reminded that he was not the supreme being. And Adam learned humility. And God was pleased. And Adam was greatly improved. And Dog was happy.

... And Cat didn't give a shit one way or the other.

[Edited on July 11, 2002 at 4:53 PM. Reason : not my joke...email fw]

7/11/2002 4:52:17 PM

Damnit I thought that was gonna be a joke, but it turned out to be some religous nonsense.

7/11/2002 7:25:18 PM

Quote :

"The difference is subtle, I know, but either say she is eating Frosted Flakes or change the animal to rooster. Because technically, they aren't corn flakes."

Fewshus, technically, they are corn flakes, because Frosted Flakes are frosted corn flakes. However, I know what you were trying to get at, that they aren't [Kellogg's] Corn Flakes.

7/11/2002 7:53:29 PM

See, the thing is that no one ever CALLS them corn flakes. We always assume they are just corn flakes with frosting, but it fucks up the joke if you have to think and make the association.

When I think corn flakes, I think Kellogg's.

7/12/2002 2:40:10 AM

the joke sucks in the first place, I've seen it way too many times. Get rid of it.

7/13/2002 1:55:53 PM

they should accept more new jokes, and only recycle once in a great while

7/13/2002 6:47:22 PM

NOT GIVING THIS UP

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=41132

7/17/2002 2:51:06 AM