I will already go ahead and say it... this will be fucking HORRIBLE


trying WAY too hard to be "cool" and "cutting edge"

8/27/2008 12:37:03 AM

the only recent movie with a dumber title is ... MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN

8/27/2008 7:44:30 AM

attn: nicolas cage

please find another hair stylist. first national treasure 1 and 2... now this. come on

8/27/2008 8:01:01 AM

^seriously, and add Next onto that list

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"the only recent movie with a dumber title is ... MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN"

bangkok dangerous is a remake of a thai movie from 1999, that supposedly only got that name because of a mistake in translation

[Edited on August 27, 2008 at 9:22 AM. Reason : $$$]

8/27/2008 9:21:18 AM

I will avoid like the plague

8/27/2008 10:33:47 AM

has midnight meat train already come and gone? i wanted to see this

8/27/2008 12:13:48 PM

bangkok retarded,

8/27/2008 12:47:32 PM

^^ well I saw Dark Knight the 2nd weekend it was out and saw the preview for Midnight Meat Train

which... I'm not a huge fan of horror movies, but during the preview, I was thinking "this doesn't look like THAT bad of a horror movie" and then the title came up and I just started cracking up

and the next weekend, it was already at the dollar theater, well at least where I live so either it had very limited distribution or it was just that bad

8/27/2008 1:10:08 PM

so is either bangkok dangerous or midnight meat train a porn film?

8/27/2008 1:12:03 PM

When I hear "Bangkok Dangerous", I think:

KARATE EXPLOSION!

8/27/2008 1:14:11 PM

Quote :

"Somewhere on a ranch in Montana, a horse cries silently when it wakes up and realizes its tail has been removed so it can be used as an accessory on Nicolas Cage's head."

this one made me LOL

Quote :

"I know this picture makes him look like a yellow Marshmellow Peep, but it's the greatest photo of Nicolas Cage that has ever existed. When Jesus decides to come back he's going to have this hairstyle. I'm not sure if Nicolas is wearing the hair, or if the hair is wearing Nicolas. Either way, it's pretty fucking rad."

8/27/2008 8:42:21 PM