more enjoyable than i would have expected. has a very circle of life feel to it. beautiful, really.

7/13/2008 1:29:15 PM

i've often wondered if a person could drink continuously until they had to urinate, and continue drinking, resulting in a continuous stream of urine.

7/13/2008 1:30:30 PM

you stop that

7/13/2008 1:30:38 PM

7/13/2008 1:31:10 PM

i don't think i could do this without puking

7/13/2008 1:31:27 PM

You need a bud light or a steele reserve to go with this meal/dump.

7/13/2008 1:31:47 PM

I cannot tell you how many times I have thought of making this thread

7/13/2008 1:32:54 PM

7/13/2008 1:33:32 PM

I don't even like to chew gum while I take a dump

7/13/2008 1:34:21 PM

i typically enjoy a large mug of coffee during the morning ritual

7/13/2008 1:37:54 PM

i eat peppermints when im taking a dump. i keep a dish of the individually-wrapped treats in the bathroom

7/13/2008 1:44:55 PM

bacon + scrambled eggs - dump =

9/20/2009 12:53:35 PM

I enjoy a cigarette while im droppin bombs

9/20/2009 12:57:47 PM

you totally twoozled your bathroom

9/20/2009 1:00:17 PM

ass kaboom

9/20/2009 1:01:46 PM

Homemade tacos
Red stripe
Dump

perfect start to a Sunday afternoon

4/18/2010 1:08:37 PM

for me, shitting and the ingestion of nourishment are mutually exclusive operations

4/18/2010 1:36:19 PM

Has to be something you can eat with your hands

I've tried full fecal meals, and the balancing act is just not worth the effort

4/18/2010 1:37:49 PM

Quote :

"FULL FECAL MEALS"

4/18/2010 1:38:18 PM

for me, shitting and the ingestion of nourishment are mutually exclusive operations

4/18/2010 1:41:10 PM

I remember back in college, my former girlfriend and her best friend were over my apartment... getting ready to go to a party. The best friend saw a beer bottle sitting on my bathroom counter while she was putting on makeup, and asked "uhh, why is there a beer bottle in your bathroom?!"

I wanted to tackle her to the ground, pin her down with my knees in her chest, and slap the bitch silly while telling her "It's because I was taking a shit while drinking a beer, you dirty whore "

[Edited on April 18, 2010 at 1:42 PM. Reason : n]

4/18/2010 1:41:24 PM

Bullshit

It was the genesis of your now renowned self-sodomy practice

4/18/2010 1:44:22 PM

glassass is a threat that I'm not willing to suffer the consequences of.

4/18/2010 1:45:22 PM

"I TOOK A DUMP."

- Rich Christensen



(Btw qntmson, thank you for not using the word "poo")

4/18/2010 1:45:56 PM

bout to excrete some human waste while concurrently enjoying some delicious blueberry dump cake

and don't worry, i've already awarded myself extra points for choosing a situationally appropriate food product

[Edited on July 31, 2010 at 8:56 PM. Reason : srs]

7/31/2010 8:56:01 PM

Quote :

"DUMP CAKE DUMP"

7/31/2010 8:59:20 PM

don't shit where you eat

7/31/2010 9:04:06 PM

^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLYNN0cFtOM

Quote :

"eating a sandwich while taking a dump"

I swear it's not my intention to sling unwarranted insults,
but there's something wrong with all you dudes that read, eat, internet, etc. while shitting.

7/31/2010 9:46:46 PM

^ don't you repress our freedom

8/1/2010 9:42:57 AM

i too enjoy a fine meal during dump time.

8/1/2010 9:45:48 AM

you liar.

8/1/2010 9:57:22 AM

bowl of ice cream edition

7/22/2020 9:43:25 PM

7/22/2020 9:53:27 PM

7/22/2020 11:30:00 PM

Next time I dump I am definitely eating something

7/23/2020 12:00:17 AM

lol I think abt this thread occasionally, weirdly enough

about your circle of life feel comment

if I have like a handful of peanuts or something like that anyway

idk about a whole sandwich :3

7/23/2020 2:41:52 AM

7/23/2020 3:32:06 AM

qntmfred be like

7/23/2020 10:15:27 AM

taking a dump, no sandwich

7/23/2020 11:55:27 AM

Had an urgent turd today and I frantically looked for my phone and vape pen. No Sammich but I can’t go two without the two.

7/23/2020 3:41:19 PM