so like this fat chick just wont leave. she's like supposed to be shopping for dresses for her friend's wedding, and all she's doing is laying around on my bed eating cheetos. i mean wtf? her crazy friend keeps calling, and she wont answer her cell phone... GO DRESS SHOPPING already, will ya?

whats it gonna take? i went to some stupid function with her, and in front of the brides family and grandparents and everything i make this bitch give me a lapdance and then i motorboated her fat titties.

still... she just get out of my bed. fuckin cheetos everywhere.

i think ill get my boots on and kick her in the cunt.

6/12/2008 4:26:55 PM

lol, the reason she is in your bed is the same reason why you're posting on tww

6/12/2008 4:32:50 PM

icwydt

6/12/2008 4:33:13 PM

Propose to her.

6/12/2008 4:33:28 PM

show her the main vein

6/12/2008 4:33:58 PM

lol wut

6/12/2008 4:34:06 PM

haha i bet youre being really nice to her right now too

6/12/2008 4:35:17 PM

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"went to some stupid function with her, and in front of the brides family and grandparents and everything i make this bitch give me a lapdance and then i motorboated her fat titties."

you know why she's there.

and shame on you!

6/12/2008 4:41:06 PM

Quote :

"all she's doing is laying around on my cheetos eating my bed"

6/12/2008 4:41:28 PM

Quote :

"lol, the reason she is in your bed is the same reason why you're posting on tww "

6/12/2008 4:42:16 PM

nobody got this thread except DivaBaby

6/13/2008 12:35:34 AM

did your mom tell you to kick that bitch in the cunt?

6/13/2008 12:49:02 AM

yeah she did, ya believe that? that's my moms, yo. shes like 50 or something, texas southern baptist, never cusses or nothin'

i bout fell out.

6/13/2008 1:55:03 AM

Quote :

"Propose to her."

6/13/2008 9:07:53 AM

steal her cheetos and make a trail out the door like in et

6/13/2008 9:12:15 AM

hahahahahaha, gg

(i am wondering how the real story is going to turn out though--drama drama drama in the lounge!!!)

6/13/2008 9:21:31 AM

hahahaha

6/13/2008 9:32:32 AM