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"TUXTLA GUTIERREZ, Mexico — A donkey is doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery. The animal was locked up at a local jail that normally holds people for public drunkenness and other disturbances after it bit and kicked two men near a ranch in Chiapas state, police said Monday. Officer Sinar Gomez said the donkey will remain behind bars until its owner agrees to pay the men's medical bills. "Around here, if someone commits a crime they are jailed," Gomez said - "no matter who they are." The owner, Mauro Gutierrez, told The Associated Press he would try to reach a friendly arrangement to pay the men's bills, estimated at US$420 (euro270). The victims said the donkey bit Genaro Vazquez, 63, in the chest on Sunday and then kicked 52-year-old Andres Hernandez as he tried to come to the rescue, fracturing his ankle. "All of a sudden, the animal was on top of us like it was rabid," Hernandez said. Police said it took a half-dozen men to control the enraged burro. Chiapas police have thrown animals in the slammer before, including a bull that devoured corn crops and destroyed two wooden vending stands in March. In 2006, a dog was locked up for 12 days after biting someone. His owners were fined US$18"

lol, wut?

5/21/2008 7:39:55 AM

pussification of mehico?

5/21/2008 7:41:10 AM

in other news:

Report: New Zealand man tries to buy snack with pot

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"WELLINGTON, New Zealand — A New Zealand man who offered to pay with marijuana when he did not have enough money for a snack was caught by a police officer who overheard his unusual proposal, a news report said Tuesday. Wade Churchward, 28, went to a service station on March 22 in the capital, Wellington, where he picked up two packets of M&Ms candy and some potato chips, the Dominion Post newspaper reported. Churchward, who had been drinking, began snacking on the goods while standing in line at the cash register. But when he reached the cashier, he realized he did not have enough money, and instead offered a container with 0.042 ounces of marijuana and a pipe for smoking it. Churchward failed to notice a patrol car parked outside and a police officer standing behind him in line - who promptly arrested him. He pleaded guilty Monday in Masterton District Court to possessing marijuana and to several unrelated charges, the newspaper said. Masterton police prosecutions section staff were unavailable Tuesday to confirm the details. Churchward was released on bail and will be sentenced on July 3. Marijuana possession is usually punished by a minor fine in New Zealand."

lol, how stupid can you be?

[Edited on May 21, 2008 at 7:43 AM. Reason : s]

5/21/2008 7:42:52 AM

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"Marijuana possession is usually punished by a minor fine in New Zealand."

5/21/2008 8:43:17 AM

WHO ARE YOU TO DOUBT EL DANDY?

5/21/2008 8:45:14 AM

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"A donkey is doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery. "

Two words...
Donkey Punch

5/21/2008 8:47:05 AM