lol

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chris+paul

5/19/2008 5:14:17 PM

You showed him!

5/19/2008 5:16:01 PM

oh no yall, ernie is still on his period

5/19/2008 5:16:23 PM

You showed me!

5/19/2008 5:16:52 PM

that shit is permaflow

5/19/2008 5:17:58 PM

I wouldn't get too excited. Here is one of Derek Jeter's entries:

8. Derek Jeter 37 up, 31 down

A closet homosexual who plays shortstop for the New York Yankees. It is widely believed that he has a sexual relationship with Yankee third baseman, Alex Rodriguez. Ever since A-Rod came to New York, there have been many instances of ass-touching and subtle neck-kissing going on between the tandem.

Derek was also voted most feminine in the MLB in 2006 in an anonymous poll of players and coaches. It was a landslide vote.

I just walked in on Derek Jeter sucking A-Rod.

5/19/2008 5:19:19 PM

i was looking through at a number of Red Sox and Yankees players and its hilarious...pick any player and look for them...you can tell which definitions were submitted by Yankee fans, and which ones by Red Sox fans

i figured chris paul already had his pro-chris paul definition so i'd add the other

wow 13 thumbs up, 1 thumb down!

i guess the "terrific basketball player" line let people know i'm not completely biased

[Edited on May 19, 2008 at 5:22 PM. Reason : .]

5/19/2008 5:21:55 PM

lol David Ortiz for example

Quote :

"David Ortiz 95 up, 60 down A player for the boston red sox baseball team considered by many to be one of the best hitters to ever grace the sport of baseball...With amazing ability to hit homeruns he got his team out of a few jams in the 2004 playoffs boston loves their DH David Ortiz"

Quote :

"david ortiz 12 up, 23 down Probably the biggest steroid user Red Sox history. His body is so fucked up from 'roids to the point that he can't even play first base. David Ortiz didn't do shit for years in Minnesota. Then he goes to Boston and starts belting HRs left and right. Can you say steroids?"

lol

5/19/2008 5:24:02 PM

Quote :

""Yo I heard Tim got in a fight with Mike but Mike pulled a Chris Paul and punched him in the nuts like a lil bitch""

5/19/2008 5:28:13 PM

my boy tried to submit one the same night called a 'Matsui' which refered to Kazuo, not Hideki, and more specifically to someone getting an anal fissure...I don't think they approved his, at least not yet

5/19/2008 5:29:21 PM

5/19/2008 5:30:37 PM

Obviously from his time playing with Mike Piazza.

5/19/2008 5:32:07 PM

to again point out the great laughs that Red Sox and Yankees fans can bring, I'll now post two different definitions for Yankees OF/DH Hideki Matsui...i'll let you guess which definition was submitted by a Sox fan, and which a Yanks fan

Quote :

" hideki matsui 29 up, 23 down one of the most soft-spoken and greatest players in baseball today. chose his team in america wisely and absolutely owns the boston red sox. matsui hit another home run today....and manny ramirez struck out for the fourth time today."

Quote :

" Hideki Matsui 20 up, 48 down a Japanese player on the New York Yankees who's only good for hitting. came to America only because he was influenced by both Steinbrenner and his former team, the Yomiuri Giants. nickname Godzilla, partly because his face resembles the character. Matsui is nothing. He's not even tenth the player Ichiro is."

5/19/2008 5:32:15 PM

I still have his screen name

5/19/2008 5:40:16 PM

yeah hes online right now

5/19/2008 6:39:47 PM

lol someone link him to the dictionary

wfcp3

5/19/2008 6:43:00 PM