gross

5/19/2008 1:18:54 PM

i still think you're neat though

5/19/2008 1:19:19 PM

biofuel?

5/19/2008 1:19:56 PM

practice your sphincter control, so it doesn't just spray everywhere, okay?

5/19/2008 1:20:55 PM

yeah and maybe you can learn to poop standing up!

5/19/2008 1:21:46 PM

i suspect this thread will be nsfw soon

5/19/2008 1:23:28 PM

i've been incredibly sick lately and haven't eaten since saturday, i'm feeling better now though.

a baby came over saturday and i think it gave me a virus that it got from it's mom or something, the mom was mad sick last week.

so on saturday night and sunday i vomited and shat more than i ever have in my life, and now my shitting is straight liquid(i guess due to lack of eating, but why am i shitting anyway?). not chunky diarrhea, STRAIGHT LIQUID, i might as well be pissing brown from my butt, it's weird as fuck.

5/19/2008 1:23:30 PM

then technically you're not pooping, you're peeing out your butt

5/19/2008 1:27:48 PM

at least now I can truthfully quote that southpark episode

"PISS OUT MY ASS"

5/19/2008 1:28:54 PM

GAH

this is one of the most generally uncomfortable things i've experienced in recent memory

5/19/2008 11:03:42 PM

Pepto-bismol ftw.

5/19/2008 11:04:20 PM

Better now then at Bonnaroo

5/19/2008 11:13:39 PM

ha, true that.

I should be better by tomorrow, bedtime.

5/20/2008 12:59:38 AM

At least you get to take lots of warm showers and drug yourself into a stupor.

5/20/2008 1:12:19 AM