The chatterbox just reminded me of this...
I'll start
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So, I was on my way to the grocery store to pick up some...

5/18/2008 6:10:33 PM

condoms, and i saw pastor mark at the checkout line buying skittles

5/18/2008 6:11:20 PM

He said "Hey there Joe, you wanna give it a go?"

5/18/2008 6:12:07 PM

I said yes.

[Edited on May 18, 2008 at 6:13 PM. Reason : I can't write stories. ]

5/18/2008 6:12:17 PM

[Edited on May 18, 2008 at 6:12 PM. Reason : f]

5/18/2008 6:12:22 PM

He replied, "cool. but no gay stuff, ok?"

5/18/2008 6:13:50 PM

Just handjobs.

5/18/2008 6:14:35 PM

Breaking from the system for a comment:

I just wanted to say this setup reminds me of that ass-old Cameron Village commercial that they play a whole bunch when Christmas season rolls around. You know, the one where you have people whose sentences flow together and they're ranting about random shit and it ends with the little kid shouting "UNICOOOOORNS!"? Yeah...

Don't mind me I'm high on decongestants.

Resume story:

But you have to eat what you keep.

5/18/2008 6:15:05 PM

*******
So, I was on my way to the grocery store to pick up some condoms, and I saw pastor Mark at the checkout line buying skittles. He said "Hey there Joe, you wanna give it a go?"
I said yes.
He replied, "Cool. But no gay stuff, ok? Just handjobs. But you have to eat what you keep"
*******

5/18/2008 6:16:45 PM

then I said, "But you have to eat what you keep? That makes no sense old man." Just then...

5/18/2008 6:20:55 PM

bottombaby bursts into the room holding her baby by the ankle, and smacks Pastor Mark in the face with the toddler. She laughed hysterically, and then said...

5/18/2008 6:23:48 PM

o god i'm soo turned on right now... then begins booty dancing in the room too...

5/18/2008 6:25:07 PM

exclaiming "Yo holmes! To Bel-Air!"

5/18/2008 6:31:54 PM