but hoes and tricks


that is all

5/17/2008 1:40:33 AM

OLD

5/17/2008 1:40:46 AM

you're old

5/17/2008 1:41:01 AM

you didnt have to go there

5/17/2008 1:42:09 AM

i'm sorry

5/17/2008 1:42:52 AM

I'm old.

And the Ben Folds cover of that song is hilarious.

5/17/2008 1:43:01 AM

yeah it is

5/17/2008 1:44:34 AM

i beat my bitch w/ a stick

5/17/2008 1:49:46 AM

Err: My dad left home when I was three. Told my mom, he couldn't take it, "it" meaning me. And he was the alcoholic.
Ignignokt: Moonaholic.
Err: Whatever. I mean, dependent on moonahol. Then one day, man, my mom, she drops me off at summer camp and she says "see you later, forever!" and she just drives off. Ever since then, I-I just been depressed! Everything I do is for attention! That's why I steal! I mean, look at this! I stole this! [picks up a lamp shaped like a football helmet] What am I gonna do with this? [tosses the lamp] I just really, just, y'know, I just miss my dad...and I don't know where my mom went...and...[sniff] man...[sniff] no one really wants me around...[sniff] that's what makes me cry!

5/17/2008 1:54:00 AM

First five posts of this thread made me lol.

5/17/2008 10:19:18 AM