HELICOPTER HELICOPTER HELICOPTER

5/11/2008 4:02:10 PM

Pissing outside.

5/11/2008 4:03:19 PM

are you talking about waving your dick around like a helicopter while jumping up and down

cause i definitely know that game

5/11/2008 4:03:26 PM

ive never played it

5/11/2008 4:03:59 PM

yeah I love bein able to pee anywhere


^^ lol yeah


[Edited on May 11, 2008 at 4:05 PM. Reason : .]

5/11/2008 4:04:08 PM

its hard for me to get a good grip with tweezers ok >.<

5/11/2008 4:04:58 PM

try a warm shower lol

5/11/2008 4:05:24 PM

whats warm water?

all i get is cold water and hot ac

5/11/2008 4:06:26 PM

Its the water sprinkler when you do the helo in the shower

5/11/2008 4:08:21 PM

or if you do it while peeing

5/11/2008 4:10:30 PM

thats always first class entertainment the first time you shower with a chick

hey look what I can do and you can't

5/11/2008 4:10:44 PM

I'd prob say being the superior gender

5/11/2008 4:11:54 PM

haha i don't know that game

i want a chick to shower with (among other things, sex, sandwich making, foot rubbing)

5/11/2008 4:12:15 PM

being able to skeet all over a chick is pretty cool too


but the helicopter is just awesome

5/11/2008 4:13:03 PM

Ever play the game when you're showering with a chick where you try and pee on her leg wo her noticing?


You should.

5/11/2008 4:16:43 PM

yeah, but you gotta do it when you're hydrated!

5/11/2008 4:17:38 PM

Quote :

"Pissing outside."

Haha. For real. Last night I went out drinking, so I woke up this morning around 9:30 having to piss like a race horse. I go to the bathroom and remember the toilet broke yesterday. So I put on some shoes, roll outside in nothing but my boxer shorts, and let fly into the bushes beside the front door of my house.

Funny thing is this isn't the first time I've ended up outside in nothing but my boxers pissing on that same bush.

5/11/2008 4:17:59 PM

I don't see why girls can't piss outside like guys do.

5/11/2008 4:19:14 PM

^^^

Or drunk.

[Edited on May 11, 2008 at 4:21 PM. Reason : r]

5/11/2008 4:20:40 PM

I had a friend that could pee standin up but she said it took a lot of practice

5/11/2008 4:21:00 PM

did someone just listen to Rodney?

5/11/2008 4:23:37 PM

lol all the time

5/11/2008 4:25:35 PM

peeing outside

5/11/2008 5:57:00 PM

HELICOPTER

5/12/2008 1:11:03 PM

5/12/2008 1:12:07 PM

don't you fucking rolly eye me!


me and brian are about to get some grub though, you eat yet?

5/12/2008 1:12:41 PM

I'd say because of this thread:

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=526019&page=1

[Edited on May 12, 2008 at 1:14 PM. Reason : 1]

5/12/2008 1:13:52 PM

writing your name in the snow/on the wall/into a gas tank/off a rooftop

5/12/2008 1:31:32 PM

Quote :

"I had a friend that could pee standin up but she said it took a lot of practice"

I've seen a girl do this.. I was fucking amazed..

5/12/2008 1:36:30 PM

Quote :

"I've seen a girl do this.. I was fucking amazed.."

I might be kinda scared unless I knew without a doubt she was a she.

5/12/2008 1:57:30 PM

like I said, it took her lots of practice, but it was neat when we went camping... I didn't have to hold her up if there wasn't a tree or truck she could lean against

5/12/2008 8:30:12 PM

I wouldn't know...

5/12/2008 9:47:05 PM

it's ok, you still have that unique advantage of having woman parts that guys don't have


so I guess it makes up for us being able to pee standing up, play helicopter, pee outside, and skeet on things

5/12/2008 9:59:18 PM

i wonder what it feels like to be a woman and have a penis inside you

5/12/2008 10:00:53 PM

@s long as I am considered simi attractive in a dorky kinda way, then it is not too bad being a female...

5/12/2008 10:01:15 PM

even semi attractive

5/12/2008 10:02:30 PM

i was wondering why simi looked wrong

5/12/2008 10:03:05 PM

simi works.

5/12/2008 10:05:00 PM

5/12/2008 10:05:35 PM

"works for me, close enough for the girls I go out with"

5/12/2008 10:06:25 PM

Someone actually watches mens sports

5/12/2008 10:26:23 PM

MOTORBOAT!!!!

5/12/2008 10:28:00 PM

I wonder what it feels like to have a wet dark warm hole wrapped tightly around my appendage....

5/12/2008 10:28:18 PM

it's fucking awsome!!.....

[Edited on May 12, 2008 at 10:29 PM. Reason : h]

5/12/2008 10:29:06 PM

lols

Being stuffed does too.....especially the first time and then when it gets beaten real rough and teased and damn.....

5/12/2008 10:33:12 PM

quit bein so dirty karen

5/12/2008 10:33:44 PM

haha I need a shower, woo wee!

5/12/2008 10:34:38 PM

A VERY COLD SHOWER

5/12/2008 10:35:08 PM

i like to fuck

[Edited on May 12, 2008 at 10:39 PM. Reason : ehe]

5/12/2008 10:36:03 PM

i have no idea what you're talking about

5/12/2008 10:37:29 PM