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EMCE
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at the same time.

I thought my heart was going to explode

4/30/2008 10:32:22 AM

ThePeter
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this will make a great thread on tww

4/30/2008 10:32:49 AM

EMCE
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gee whiz EMCE, you sure do make some crappy threads these days

4/30/2008 10:32:59 AM

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4/30/2008 10:33:05 AM

EMCE
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Errka

4/30/2008 10:33:38 AM

TroopofEchos
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i've hiccuped and burped
and i've done a double sneeze

4/30/2008 10:34:34 AM

sawahash
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I think it's funny when I do two bodily functions at the same time.

I often have burp hiccups, but those are actually kinda painful.

The best is a burp and a fart at the same time, it's the the gasses inside you had to get out anyway possible.

4/30/2008 10:36:28 AM

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Quote :
"gee whiz EMCE, you sure do make some crappy threads these days"



Quote :
"I often have burp hiccups, but those are actually kinda painful."


those fucking things HURT

[Edited on April 30, 2008 at 10:37 AM. Reason : asdf]

4/30/2008 10:37:17 AM

pilgrimshoes
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this thread is making me hungry

4/30/2008 10:38:15 AM

magicman
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mental image made me lawl

4/30/2008 10:38:21 AM

EMCE
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on a slightly more disgusting note, I used to have this friend John....

anyway, we drank too much one night
upon getting home, he had to take a dook and puke at the same time. I've yet to figure out the logistics of how he managed to pull this off.
I think he ended up puking in the bathtub or while shitting. I think. But if I remember correctly, the bathtub wasn't really close to the toilet.

4/30/2008 10:38:30 AM

parsonsb
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thats how the dinosaurs went extinct

they all burped, farted, hicupped, coughed and sneezed all at the same time and blew apart

some also started thinking they were superheros and died jumping off of tall buildings thinking they could fly

4/30/2008 10:39:41 AM

EMCE
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4/30/2008 10:40:17 AM

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i hiccup burp and fart at the same time on a regular basis

4/30/2008 11:03:03 AM

JayMCnasty
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the sneezefart is a classic

4/30/2008 11:06:06 AM

keeeeler29
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I onder if chicks ever fart,sneeze,burp and queff at the same time.

4/30/2008 11:25:24 AM

Jader
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if you fart and shit at the same time i believe that is called a "shart"

4/30/2008 11:27:24 AM

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