and for the first time ever, i think i actually look pretty decent in mine.

i think you guys may remember my gripe (i made a thread somewhere) about having to constantly pay 10 bucks to fix some defective crap the state made

and now i have to replace it for 10 bucks, then come back in 4 months and renew for like 32 more or something insane

anyways if these scanner drivers work, you guys can bask in my beauty soon

4/28/2008 11:49:20 PM

first

4/28/2008 11:49:48 PM

thanks catalyst, you're more reliable than a pair of underwear

4/28/2008 11:50:24 PM

third!!

4/28/2008 11:51:00 PM

i heard this line on some show called "gangland" the other day so im gonna start using it... (the guy on the show was using it in reference to how built tookie williams was)

"I DONT HAVE A GAY BONE IN MY BODY, BUT he was one fine built man"
(or something to that effect)

"I DONT HAVE A GAY BONE IN MY BODY, BUT i luv u sleik"

my cat rulz

original anger thread: message_topic.aspx?topic=517698

4/28/2008 11:53:19 PM

I forgot my license was cracking and was bending it back and forth while waiting at the drug store and I snapped it in half. Shit's still good for another year and a half, but I think I'm gonna have to go get a new one one day soon.

4/28/2008 11:57:21 PM

you will if you wanna prove your age. cracked license arent proof of age. fags.

4/29/2008 12:10:28 AM

i have had a cracked license for ages now

i wish we could go back to the laminates like back in 96 or before...

but all the college kids fucked it up for everybody...

4/29/2008 12:12:13 AM

ill tell you what, these drivers are taking forever to install.

4/29/2008 12:13:44 AM

win the lotto?

4/29/2008 12:14:08 AM

SHUT UP, FUCKLEG!

4/29/2008 12:14:35 AM

Quote :

"win the lotto?"

selective prosecution and dragging someones name through the mud is expensive!

4/29/2008 12:17:52 AM

ants

WEVE GOT ANTS

4/29/2008 12:18:51 AM

i need some better gamma correction and contrast and despeckle crap, i dont know how to use photoshop

that was my test paper. i will always save it as proof how the man can fuck you without cause

4/29/2008 12:29:50 AM

4/29/2008 12:33:30 AM

i'm glad you look good in yours

I'm debating on getting a new one. Mine is cracked over my picture and I've been turned down at bars a few time but I need to figure out where i'm living for awhile first

4/29/2008 12:37:54 AM

see, i'm really happy with the way mine turned out. its no glamor shot, but you can tell its me and its not awful

ALSO NOTICE IT IS VOID. PLEASE DONT THINK YOU CAN USE THIS AS A FAKE, THAT IS STUPID. YOU WILL GET CAUGHT. I OBVIOUSLY DON'T ENDORSE THIS, I JUST WANTED TO SHOW THE PIC AND SHOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, ON A LICENSE

4/29/2008 12:41:10 AM

also catalyst manages to cling to my balls no matter how much i shave

no matter how much gold bond i use

no matter what

you call it beating a dead horse all you want, i call it the makeup of the majority of the 4 most miserable years of my life that could have been avoided if the police ever looked for another suspect besides SUPER JACKLEG!!!1

anyways



ps anyone else imagining what i'm imagining... with catalyst and my pics??

4/29/2008 12:42:57 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mclbc8nSww4

[Edited on April 29, 2008 at 12:45 AM. Reason : k]

4/29/2008 12:44:23 AM

shut the fuck up

4/29/2008 12:44:35 AM

you shut the fuck up bitch. step to the boro and say that to my face. i got cops on my payroll. check my sec filings, ho

4/29/2008 12:45:43 AM

i miss anti establishment jackleg

4/29/2008 12:46:52 AM

i liked jackleg better when he was a pirate during the summers and an eskimo by winter

4/29/2008 12:47:40 AM

i liked jackleg better when he was a pseudo lawyer for hire

4/29/2008 12:48:24 AM

if you had half a brain you'd actually be able to find what school i go to in about 3 minutes, and you'd be all up off that pseudo bullshit!!1

4/29/2008 12:50:22 AM

what if i dont give a shit

4/29/2008 12:53:00 AM

its ok, you got owned. no big deal, i'll always be all about some of that ole pro bono publico. just let me know if you ever need my help

4/29/2008 12:54:53 AM

jackleg doesn't want people to have his organs?

4/29/2008 12:57:30 AM

how come you didn't get the phallus for your background?

4/29/2008 12:58:19 AM

nah, not a donor. call me crazy. but i think if i ended up in the hospital on life support or in a coma or really hurt, and i was in the room beside bill gates and he needed my kidneys or something... then i might just happen to die one night without warning.

i'd totally give up my organs to my friends or family, or like if my brother needed a kindney or half my liver or however that works (assuming i still i have a liver), then i'd hook them up.

but unless i can somehow give my organs away on my terms, i don't trust the crooked ass medical system.

i know, its paranoid.

and ps i really like the airplane background

4/29/2008 1:08:14 AM

most people probably don't want the donated organs of a dead criminal, it's a bad omen

4/29/2008 1:09:22 AM

^i hope you lose sleep at night knowing that im about to be defending murderers for free god bless america. and god bless me. i am blessed. and you hate it. it eats at your worthless soul

one more question.

actually 2

answer in this format

What is your Race. Choose from:
(W)hite
(B)lack / Lumbee Indian
(N)ative American / Eskimo / Etc
(I)ndian
(P)acific Islander
(A)sian
(O)ther
i'd imagine there are lots of others, so if you wanna list yours, just pick a new letter and do it in that format.

What does your license say?

My Answer:
1. W
2. blank

are all white people blank in the race field? is everyone? any other weird stuff you guys notice?

4/29/2008 1:11:25 AM

god dammit, it's not fun anymore when you start taking it seriously

fuck, i'm just gonna go troll evan, much more lolz there

4/29/2008 1:18:15 AM

just like momma always said, if you dont pay attention to the monkey he will stop throwing dooky at you

ps answer the damn question

4/29/2008 1:45:20 AM