So, I have a friend. Lets call him...Pete.

There's a chick back home who wants to be his fuck buddy. She is an ex-girlfriend. Things got broken off when she moved out of state.

My buddy Pete wants to know your opinions on fuck buddies, how they work, do they work, or simply post some stories or old threads. He would search, but OH SHIT the server is broken.

Also, she may or may not be pregnant.

4/26/2008 11:07:38 PM

lick it
stick it
forget it

postage stamp method, always works

4/26/2008 11:08:19 PM

Quote :

"she may or may not be pregnant."

that'd probably be a good thing to figure out before you (i mean him) start hooking up again

4/26/2008 11:08:42 PM

Ok, well, lets say she is, and I he has already tapped it recently...

4/26/2008 11:10:52 PM

Didn't you shrink wrap it Peter? You He should know that fuck buddies need the extra layer of protection, don't know who else they be tapping.

4/26/2008 11:19:13 PM

wtf is this shit.

4/26/2008 11:21:44 PM

You sir, are about to be baby daddied. Don't be surprised when you get hit with child support whether it's yours or not.

4/26/2008 11:21:54 PM

Quote :

"Didn't you shrink wrap it Peter? "

Good point. I'll let him know...although he says 'no comment'.

Just a disclaimer, its not his kid since she got it after they broke up.

4/26/2008 11:23:43 PM

ThePeter, this is currently happening to me as well right now. i also have not yet made a decision.

hoars. lol

4/26/2008 11:24:14 PM

^^^

depends on the paternity test

and possible whether or not you sign the birth certificate as the father

4/26/2008 11:27:24 PM

you sign a birth certificate?

4/27/2008 12:07:41 AM

yep

my daughter is mine, though. the paternity test was like 99.999999999999999999999% conclusive.

4/27/2008 12:08:38 AM

Quote :

" my daughter is mine, though. the paternity test was like 99.999999999999999999999% conclusive."

just like her bc with a condom was 99.999999999999999999999% effective


ammirite

4/27/2008 12:10:02 AM

haha, every time but once!

4/27/2008 12:11:41 AM

fwiw, i like to think duke took one for the team with the statistical improbabilities


[Edited on April 27, 2008 at 12:13 AM. Reason : team primarily being me ok]

4/27/2008 12:12:35 AM

the chick has pretty much been trying to get him into boyfriend mode, i think talking all the time, texts at odd hours of the morning, and starting to pull the typical girl shit of getting pissed off at nothing.

he's thinking of going back for a booty call tuesday.

4/27/2008 12:25:54 AM

If she's preggers, she wants a baby's daddy, regardless of the fact if it was your sperm or not. But according to a nip/tuck episode, right before one of the characters had a baby, the sex is good and the milk from the boobies is good. I mean shit if you're already going to get fucked over, might as well make it worth it.

4/27/2008 12:48:32 AM

you're her meal ticket.


enjoy the sex, but dont get emotionally involved....... make it clear you two are just fucking, no favors, no asking for forgiveness, DONT TALK TO HER ON THE PHONE FOR MORE THAN 2 minutes.

4/27/2008 12:52:55 AM

yeah i'm pretty sure he's already broken that

she has him right where she wants him

4/27/2008 12:58:21 AM

^6

If you had to take a paternity test to find out whether a child is yours....

4/27/2008 1:01:02 AM

abort and run away. unless its good enough to stay

4/27/2008 1:01:10 AM

its definitely good enough to stay...

4/27/2008 1:05:17 AM

This just sounds like a bad idea all around to me..

4/27/2008 1:20:58 AM

fuck buddies in general sounds like a bad thing....a dude like me would get all attached and then get his heart broke

4/27/2008 1:23:46 AM

This thread delivers. And Pete is FUKT...

4/27/2008 2:31:35 AM

literally!

4/27/2008 2:35:27 AM

wtf peter

4/27/2008 2:49:06 AM

well, you know

and its not me, i swear

4/27/2008 2:49:52 AM

I want a PM of what is going on you guys.

[Edited on April 27, 2008 at 2:53 AM. Reason : Do I know the people in question?]

4/27/2008 2:49:56 AM

You will never know!!! ^

4/27/2008 2:51:50 AM

VIPs only biotch

4/27/2008 2:52:33 AM

This Wolf Web has got to stop!

4/27/2008 2:52:45 AM

it does

its 3 am and i have plenty of studying to do tomorrow

4/27/2008 2:54:10 AM

Fuck that shit.

4/27/2008 2:55:24 AM

Pretty sure that I don't want to think about Pete reproducing....

4/27/2008 2:56:28 AM

Pretty sure that I don't want to think about Pete doin' some Asian girl...

4/27/2008 2:57:44 AM

haha, you people

have you met pete AL?

4/27/2008 2:59:48 AM

Have you met these guys?

4/27/2008 3:02:48 AM

Pretty sure I could use an Asian Chick to go in my pocket for my convenience.

4/27/2008 3:03:02 AM

this is a great 3 am thread

4/27/2008 3:05:14 AM

^^^its how we do



[Edited on April 27, 2008 at 3:06 AM. Reason : failpost]

4/27/2008 3:06:14 AM

WTF, Al? I didn't want to be exposed on t-dub....

4/27/2008 3:06:57 AM

fucktard, you put your mohawk pics in your profile

4/27/2008 3:07:35 AM

Mills you'll be alright

4/27/2008 3:07:51 AM

[Edited on April 27, 2008 at 3:10 AM. Reason : -]

4/27/2008 3:09:05 AM

^^ It's not time for all of you to be on here. bttt

Pete + sex with a woman = Does Not Compute

[Edited on April 27, 2008 at 3:09 AM. Reason : Kurrut]

4/27/2008 3:09:09 AM

4/27/2008 3:09:27 AM

lolz

4/27/2008 3:09:56 AM

sweet toga action

[Edited on April 27, 2008 at 3:11 AM. Reason : game time]

4/27/2008 3:10:41 AM

Not anymore

LOL MATCH


[Edited on April 27, 2008 at 3:12 AM. Reason : Boob Grab!]

4/27/2008 3:11:44 AM