http://www.cracked.com/article_16178_7-common-foods-that-can-actually-get-you-high.html

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"EDITORS' DISCLAIMER: Cracked does not endorse eating the below foodstuffs for the express purpose of getting high, as the side effects are usually horrible enough to make you forget you were high in the first place. Thus the information in this article should only be used for scintillating chitchat at cocktail parties and around the office. "

Thought this was hilarious....

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"Rye grain is occasionally infected with the ergot fungus. Ergot contains several psychoactive chemicals such as ergotamine, a compound used in the synthesis of LSD. So if some day your half-eaten sandwich suddenly sprouts a mouth and prophesizes doom for the human race, you'll know why."

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"Nutmeg, that piquant brown spice you sprinkle on egg nog, is chock full o' the organic compound myristicin. Eating four to eight teaspoons of ground nutmeg causes mild hallucinations, warmth in the limbs ..."

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"In 2005, a British Cheese Board study revealed that ingesting 20 grams of Stilton cheese could lead to wacky, nonsensical visions. The 75 percent of the male and 85 percent of the female participants reported seeing odd images such as vegetarian crocodiles and sentient toys not unlike Akira."

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"Furthermore, tripping on the Sarpa Salpa is a magical mystery tour through the seventh circle of hell. Crippling terror, unearthly howls, and visions of demonic animals are reputedly common. In 1994, one salpa-tripping man realized something was terribly awry when giant arthropods surrounded his car."

[Edited on April 25, 2008 at 8:16 PM. Reason : .]

4/25/2008 8:08:45 PM

The nutmeg downside...

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"a hangover that feels like God taking a dump on your soul."

lol

4/25/2008 8:11:23 PM

I'll stick to alcohol and weed. but thanks

4/25/2008 8:15:11 PM

^^haha

^the presentation of the article is funny, obviously i'm not gonna try to get high on any of these foods.

4/25/2008 8:18:33 PM

hmmm, I always thought it was the Brandy in my eggnog ...

4/25/2008 8:51:47 PM

what about pokie stix. are those still around?

4/25/2008 8:53:55 PM

is Gumbys even still around?

4/25/2008 9:03:35 PM

no but Marcos is my new favorite drunk pizza

garlic butter gets me high

4/25/2008 9:04:45 PM

I haven't lived in Raleigh in years, but the passing of Gumby's makes me sad

4/26/2008 12:08:48 AM

4/26/2008 12:12:46 AM