theres an event tonight sponsored by this commercial realty company at one of their kinda new spots

it's seriously called a SCHMOOZE PARTY

the point is for all the girls from like 25-40 to go and ask each other who they're wearing, and trade business cards.

if i were smart or attractive or funny or witty or groomed or talented i'd throw on a suit and go out there and promote myself.

4/24/2008 6:45:20 PM

trade business cards that say you're a professional pimp, that'll make for some interesting schmoozing

4/24/2008 6:49:39 PM

im way too quick to start mocking the situation i'm in if i'm not 100% comfortable.

actually, i made a very very very very terrible joke related to adoption today that i'm really still feeling terrible about. just cause i was uncomfortable with everyone talking about it around me

totally not smooth

i'll stick with girls who require a little work who tend to be of higher quality (in my worthless opinion)

this is for those people out there who COULD do something with this info

4/24/2008 6:53:05 PM

Tell them you're an Ambercrombie and Fitch scout and none of them are potential model material.















They will all start crying.

4/24/2008 7:52:49 PM

http://www2.b3ta.com/fish/fish.swf

HOOK U SUM DAWG

4/24/2008 7:56:46 PM

that flash is even less funny than the actual big mouth bass.



An impressive feat.

4/24/2008 8:03:47 PM

i think it's why we all converted to hypnotoad

ALL GLORY

4/24/2008 8:04:43 PM

fuck it....you should go...think about what gettin your dick wet will feel like. I'm sure you could pick up some women...you're smart...or at least sound smart, so i think it could be gravy

4/24/2008 8:50:38 PM