either has a boy friend or... in one or two occasions, engaged or married ( its of facebook, its official )

4/24/2008 1:30:42 PM

better go and make a thread about it

b/c we care

4/24/2008 1:32:04 PM

welcome to my world

4/24/2008 1:32:04 PM

meet more girls. theres a lot of them that you would like out there. a lot of them are really shy and in the library or dont go to parties. see someone interesting walking down the block? start talking to them. worst case a stranger thinks your weird. best case, get laid. easier said than done, but its true.

4/24/2008 1:33:06 PM

im one of those guys married to a girl you'd be interested in.

4/24/2008 1:33:08 PM

I'm the guy that hooks up with the girl you finally get up the stones to asking out while yall are "dating"

4/24/2008 1:34:04 PM

is this a surprise? all the good girls get locked up fast. It's like a rat race to get them.

4/24/2008 1:39:04 PM

ha, hahaha, my best freind said something astoundingly similar to that ^^ to some prude at planned parenthood

it was super

[Edited on April 24, 2008 at 1:40 PM. Reason : ^]

4/24/2008 1:39:47 PM

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"prude at planned parenthood"

does not compute

4/24/2008 1:45:04 PM

Yah dude. If you really like a girl, you need to make yourself noticed. I've broken up plenty of half-assed relationships because I stalked made myself noticeable. Guy was pissed, but it was worth it in the end. I got to date some hawt bitches.

...On another note: All of my past relationships were half-assed.

4/24/2008 1:46:04 PM

If all the good girls get locked up early, but I don't like young girls, then......

I guess I'll just have to keep having meaningless hookups with older women.....

4/24/2008 1:47:24 PM

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"I'm the guy that hooks up with the girl you finally get up the stones to asking out while yall are "dating""

ive had two chances to fuck a girl with a boy friend but i just couldnt do it. I guess i have a conscience.

[Edited on April 24, 2008 at 1:50 PM. Reason : conscience]

4/24/2008 1:47:30 PM

^ you mean a conscience?

4/24/2008 1:49:07 PM

either that or a vag

4/24/2008 1:49:37 PM

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"ive had two chances to fuck a girl with a boy friend "

If you're not going to do it...then the next guy who actually has balls is.

As long as its not the girlfriend of someone you know...then I don't see the big deal.

4/24/2008 1:50:44 PM

i just wanted to post in here.

4/24/2008 1:52:00 PM

^^ pretty much. if the girl wants to be unfaithful and a slut, let her. id do the same, and then rat her out to her boyfriend. no one is exempt

4/24/2008 1:53:04 PM

Any time I find out that a girl I'm interested in is taken, I handle it like this guy:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1812805

4/24/2008 1:53:22 PM

Fuck the g/f of someone you know too. Fuck it, you only live once. I haven't been beaten up yet for it. I'm sure it's coming, though. Karma does exist, though. But as long as you can live with that, you're A-OK.

4/24/2008 1:54:43 PM

lower your standards, ask more girls out. eventually you'll become numb to rejection and overly confident to the point you'll be a douchebag like the rest of us.

4/24/2008 1:56:07 PM

and we all know assholes pull the most pussy

4/24/2008 1:56:56 PM

^amen to that.

4/24/2008 1:59:22 PM

^^^^^ HAH, i laughed.

4/24/2008 2:00:09 PM

Think Charlie Harper off Two and a Half Men.

4/24/2008 2:00:44 PM

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"Any time I find out that a girl I'm interested in is taken, I handle it like this guy: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1812805 "

that is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen

4/24/2008 2:00:49 PM

im like that but in a passive aggressive way.

I just ignore them completely once i find out.

4/24/2008 2:01:36 PM

spend a weekend with me in Fayetteville . . . I guarantee you'll feel better about your odds . . .


A couple of years back I met a trio of women hanging out at the bar
Contestant #1: not particularly attractive, not unattractive, very personable, early 40s, happily married, enjoying some girl time with her friends
Contestant #2: recently divorced, average attractiveness, two kids
Contestant #3: pretty damned attractive, nice rack, ditzy as hell, 3 kids, 2 fathers never married.

This was about 30 minutes after I had to leave a bar to ditch the girl who said she didn't care that I wet my bed. Apparently meth-addicted women look great from across a smoky club, but not so much up close. (For the record, I do not wet my bed, I just wanted to see what it would take to get her off my tail).

[Edited on April 24, 2008 at 2:06 PM. Reason : e]

4/24/2008 2:02:07 PM

well, it's best not to burn bridges. but yea, i definitely don't focus much energy after finding out.

4/24/2008 2:02:41 PM

4/24/2008 2:09:51 PM

if i had been first i would've said

"...is a dude"

4/24/2008 2:12:37 PM

i love the guys that try to pick up my wife when she goes out with her friends. less drinks that i have to pay for.

4/24/2008 2:13:47 PM

in a way, Ken broke into my relationship before him.

4/24/2008 2:45:45 PM

welcome to my the world

4/24/2008 2:49:58 PM

^4 Awesome.

[Edited on April 24, 2008 at 2:50 PM. Reason : 4]

4/24/2008 2:50:44 PM

Quote :

"Getting a woman to cheat on her husband or significant other is not like getting a woman to go to the gym — by heaping shitloads of gifts and attention on her like a spoilt child and then ultimately getting no burn for your earn. Getting a woman to cheat is like getting a duck to eat bread crumbs or a rat to eat rubbish. All you have to do is toss it in front of their face. It’s not a hard conclusion to draw, so let’s just look at the facts. Getting attention from men is a woman’s lifeblood. That’s why women worship men in the form of menial tasks that they’re not very good at — because men control our attention like the gods of old controlled the sun and the crypt. We giveth and we can taketh away."

4/24/2008 2:56:33 PM

4/24/2008 3:07:35 PM

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"lower your standards, ask more girls out. eventually you'll become numb to rejection and overly confident to the point you'll be a douchebag like the rest of us."

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4/24/2008 3:10:33 PM