they really should

4/24/2008 2:43:13 AM

FLING!


wat

4/24/2008 2:44:18 AM

"straight guys need to wear a sign, with a little puss on it, the says 'I like puss', gay guys need to wear one that says 'I like pecker', that way we both know what we want, I like this, you like that, no problems"

-Rodney

4/24/2008 2:45:35 AM

I have a t-shirt that says

I may not be Miss Right....but I'll fuck you til she shows up


is that close enough?

4/24/2008 2:48:40 AM

is it really that hard to get laid?

4/24/2008 2:50:14 AM

this is tww....

until Bill Gates develops a wireless pocket pussy for the PC the vast majority of dudes on here will never get any ass of any kind....

4/24/2008 2:53:49 AM

Sometimes I love being in the minority.

4/24/2008 3:00:37 AM

^^^^

haha

awesome

and you always struck me as kinda sexually indifferent back when I was in raleigh...you're sounding absolutely cockhungry on here lately, though.

4/24/2008 3:08:02 AM

^^^I was talking specificaly to you.. All of your threads/posts seem to be about trying to/not getting any..

^exactly

[Edited on April 24, 2008 at 3:10 AM. Reason : MOAR ^^^^^^]

4/24/2008 3:10:03 AM

oh don't worry, she'll be here this weekend and I'll take care of that

4/24/2008 3:19:39 AM

i'll let you boys in on a little secret that's just between us...

that's why i love tww....

i can get on here and whine about not getting laid to people that i don't want to sleep with anyway (well...give of take a few that i might consider)....and nobody knows whether it's true or not....but since everything you read on the internet is a fact then it HAS to be true according to tww....haha

actually it is quite true that i haven't been laid in a while but it has less to do with me not being able to and everything to do with me not being quite that big of a whore.....i've just never been a "you'll do" kind of girl...or one that would fuck anything that could get me to hold still long enough to stick it in...

if i had sex every time i got the chance in the past few months i would have doubled my number or something....it's amazing what fixing yourself up a little will do....but still....that ain't me....that ain't how i am...i did the fixing up for my own health and well being...not for the dick...

however, what i definitely am is a vapid tww attention whore that makes posts about having sex and my boobies in order to up my post count....just check my profile...it says so right there....

i actually have no idea why i just explained all that...except that Duke commented and since I know him I felt like it was an actual conversation between friends....and Josh...I'm probably much closer to what you thought I was than what I post on here would lead you to believe....haha...

the moral of this story kids....Don't believe everything you read on the internet



oh...p.s....

i don't really have that tshirt....it's just a picture i saw on myspace....but i posted it for the sake of this thread....

4/24/2008 4:02:19 AM

Dude...the internets don't lie

4/24/2008 4:08:36 AM

i know...i was just kidding about all that shit up there....


wanna do it?!

4/24/2008 4:09:49 AM

^^^ all lies

you want it



[Edited on April 24, 2008 at 4:10 AM. Reason : haha.. damn. 4 seconds.]

4/24/2008 4:09:53 AM

Get this: A corn-fed harvest mouse, a hooker, a nun, a Flemish peasant woman, whips, chains, whistles yo-yo's, a circus midget...

4/24/2008 4:13:06 AM

sounds like an average Tuesday night to me

4/24/2008 4:13:51 AM

... all walk into a bar?

4/24/2008 4:16:40 AM