http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/north_west/7360871.stm

This story is chock full of hilarity

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"Hughes admitted two charges of common assault. The court heard he has a "chronic alcohol problem" and had drunk the best part of a 10 litre box of wine. Mrs Lloyd said: "He was wearing a black bin bag and a cape and had a metal crutch in his hand." Mrs Lloyd said he was shouting "Darth Vader". She added that Hughes hit Barney Jones over the head with the crutch, leaving him with a headache. "

4/23/2008 3:54:40 PM

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"Earlier, when Hughes failed to arrive on time, District Judge Andrew Shaw issued an arrest warrant, adding: "I hope the force will soon be with him.""

4/23/2008 4:01:34 PM